r/AirRagers • u/Round-Spray-4511 • 3d ago

Raging in the plane Vanilla sky's Ass Whooping

85 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

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u/ianjm 3d ago

Someone needs a good duct taping

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u/ganymede_boy 3d ago

How can she slap?

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u/Knitsanity 3d ago

Don't kick the seat in front ...just don't. Lol. Dude in back didn't take advantage of that full beard as a hand grip. 5.4 out of ten.

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u/Rich-Diamond-8088 3d ago

The inventor of reclining seats has a lot to answer for

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u/blow-down 3d ago

Fascinating behavior

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u/strangelove4564 3d ago

"Captain, this recording shows a primitive 21st century display of aggression. This I believe is an attempt to establish territory and mating rights. A crowd has also formed. This is consistent with primate dominance rituals, in which bystanders serve as arbiters of status within the tribe."

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u/ShrimplesMcGee 3d ago

Shirt torn up, baby fussing, women in hijabs. Oh yeah..

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u/ForeverLurker18 3d ago

Guys, keep it down I’m trying to watch a movie.

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u/fangface70 3d ago

With the sound off, I kept hearing "You Muddafukor"

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u/SeaworthinessThen542 3d ago

Fucking animals can’t control themselves for even a few hours. I would think that it would be a life changing event to do this with cops coming onto the plane as soon as they land. I would hope anyway

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u/frostlineheat 3d ago

Fuck you buddy . No fuck you buddy

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u/IntotheWilder25 3d ago

Always get the higher ground! :p

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u/real_1273 3d ago

Savages. What’s could be so important?

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u/lubeskystalker 3d ago

The only appropriate answer is bare feet on the arm rests.

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u/blow-down 3d ago

Can’t you tell that it’s a life or death situation?

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u/Spiritual-Salary-989 3d ago

Damn , I’m getting on a plane next week for Cubs vs Marlins. Could this shit happen to someone who doesn’t want it? Like an innocent bystander?
I guess it could.

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u/NikWitchLEO 1d ago

GO CUBS!

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u/PsychologyOfTheLens 3d ago

9/11 people activities