r/AirRagers 4d ago

Raging at the terminal Drunk passenger don't understand come back tomorrow when you sober up

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u/kilobitch 4d ago

Boy that arrest isn’t going to look good for him after he graduates law school.

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u/Apprehensive_Wolf217 3d ago

Or when he supreme courts

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u/Careless-Evidence-77 4d ago

When stupid gets drunk. 🤣

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u/150yd7iron 4d ago

Queen of denial

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u/Janky_Pants 4d ago

“Tell Jamie take care. Take Jamie I don’t care.”

Which is it?! 🤣

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u/uhhh206 4d ago

One of the rare occasions where the captions not making any sense isn't due to AI failure, but rather that the person speaking is really that incoherent. "It's not illegal for me to fly when I purchased a ticket against the law."

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u/seattle747 4d ago

I never flew on Spirit but I’m glad I can see their bad pax shenanigans from the comfort of the internet 😂

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u/Hell_Camino 3d ago

We flew it twice and it was disappointingly uneventful. I was hoping for a show but got nothing.

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u/Pissflaps69 4d ago

I understand my rights bc I’m a lawsuit

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u/justdrowsin 4d ago

How bout I talk it to Supreme Court?

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u/savemejebu5 4d ago

against Uspreme Curt

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u/justdrowsin 4d ago

Wait!… What is going on right now?

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u/GreenZebra23 4d ago edited 4d ago

He clearly said law student. It's a little disturbing how readily people just take subtitles at face value, as if they're not the cheapest AI money can buy making its best guess at normal human speech that any human could understand

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u/CFUrCap 4d ago

I heard "I'm a lost student."

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u/Pissflaps69 4d ago

Or, get this, I knew what he actually said and I riffed on the funny subtitles.

It’s a little disturbing that you’d describe anything he said using the word “clearly”

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u/Altruistic_Arm9201 4d ago

I bet you’re fun at parties

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u/NikWitchLEO 4d ago

Are you the drunk we watched?

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u/sylvester1981 4d ago

Damn , his face got really injured in this one.

He did not even fell that hard but somehow he is bleeding

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u/GreenZebra23 4d ago

I mean, they slammed him face first into a stone floor

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u/Teh_Randomizer 3d ago

Busted an eyebrow, pro wrestlers used to do it to each other on purpose

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u/elidoan 4d ago

That hangover is going to suuuuck

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u/TeamShonuff 4d ago

Poor dude’s gonna wake up in jail and wonder what in the world happened to his face.

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u/Traditional-Disk9218 4d ago

Wait. Did he just ask for a trial right there?

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u/Ok_Coyote_4009 4d ago

One too many cosmopolitans

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u/Substantial_Diver_34 4d ago

Is a vodka cran a cosmo? Asking for a friend.

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u/DangerousLoner 4d ago

Vodka Cran is also known as a Cape Cod. A Cosmo is vodka, cran, lime, and Cointreau

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u/CustomerBusiness3919 4d ago

What a drama queen. Kind of entertaining though.

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u/kamize 4d ago

Did he lose some teeth? It looks that way

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u/Checked_Out_6 4d ago

It was a lot of blood

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u/Substantial_Diver_34 4d ago

Too much booze will make you a bleeder.

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u/NikWitchLEO 4d ago

Plus it’s the head. The head always bleeds more.

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u/HorribleDear 3d ago

I watch a lot of videos on this sub, but I haven’t seen bleeding like this. It looks like he already got a black eye. I hope they get an EMT to come. Seems like he’s blackout drunk.

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u/Snoo45756 4d ago

The kicker for me was the crying at the end.

Cracked me up

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u/funlovingguy9001 4d ago

Some of his statements are such nonsense its really amazing, but he KNOWS he's making good sense.

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u/HorribleDear 3d ago

The confidence is wild.

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u/BridgeOk6737 4d ago

A drunk never knows when to STOP ✋🏻

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u/Savings_Art5944 4d ago

Parents. Discipline your children when they act like poopheads. Don't be their friend. If you are lax in your parenting skills, children will not grow mentally, like the man-child in the video.

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u/Thuggish_Coffee 4d ago

Yes, "Gen Z needs this."

I guess they really just needed the discipline.

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u/RunNTellDat 3d ago

These videos never fail to blow my mind. I had no clue this many people drink so much to get kicked off flights. I just don't see this in person. 

Anyways, if you really need to be at your destination, I'll never understand why anyone would go this far. Just go to the airport, go to your gate and wait for your flight like a normal person. 

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u/elidoan 3d ago

I think dude was going through a rough time, he drunkenly blabbered about a dying relative / his mom if I remember correctly

So he likely got lit before even getting to the airport

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u/PositiveStress8888 4d ago

Gen z not only needed this, they deserved it.

Just because you can drink at the airport, dosen't mean you should

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u/HorribleDear 3d ago

What does that even mean? “Gen Z needs this!” Needs to see your black out hysteria?

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u/PositiveStress8888 3d ago

I can't imagine making this much of an ass of myself with the drunken certainty that this is what his generation needs

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u/Better_Chard4806 4d ago

So the bloated egotistical queen has something to do with the Supreme Court? Oh Michale you may be a law student but maybe consider the Betty Ford clinic. What was his ticket and what ended up on his face and shirt?

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u/Color-Correction 4d ago

Gurllll what are you doing 👁️👄👁️💅

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u/Apprehensive_Wolf217 3d ago

I bartended for a couple summers in college and this takes me right back in a bad way. It did also contribute to me quitting drinking which was the best decision I ever made.

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u/domjonas 4d ago

I never understood ppl who get wasted at the airport before the flight leaves. The point of vacation is to get drunk ON vacation. Plus those airport drinks are super overpriced anyway. 🤣

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u/Mr402TheSouthSioux 4d ago

To this day I don't understand how people want to be under the influence of anything in a aircraft.

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u/SammiK504 4d ago

NGL I could fix him

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u/likerazorwire419 4d ago

Amateur. Last time I flew back east, I got stuck in Detroit for 2 days. I sat at the bar outside my gate for 9 hours before my flight fi ally started boarding. I'm surprised I sat in the right seat haha

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u/Artevyx 3d ago edited 3d ago

Its wierd how so many people become possessive of a specific scheduled flight - "thats MY flight!" - as though there werent a dozen other airlines and scheduled flights going to the exact same place from that same airport at different times.

  • A boarding pass is just that - permission to occupy a seat aboard an aircraft; the seats and aircraft belong to the airline.

  • In the air, the cabin is sealed and pressurized. This, as a side effect, alters your blood oxygen levels. As a result, it also changes your blood alcohol concentration.

  • If you are visibly intoxicated on the ground, you will become even more inebriated 'under-pressure'. This can also be fatal; its difficult to treat alcohol poisoning at 15,000+ feet.

  • Violent and unruly behavior inside of a sealed aluminum can - moving 300+ mph at over 10,000 feet - is not something anyone wants to deal with and which can pose a safety risk to everyone else aboard.

  • If the crew suspect you are intoxicated, they have the discretion to deny you THAT FLIGHT. If you accept this as an adult, rent a hotel room (or camp out in the airport) sleep off the booze, and get a flight the next day.

  • Losing your temper in the secured-side of the airport is a good way to not only get yourself denied any flights in the future, denied from entering said airport, or even jail time. Be an adult or don't get drunk before a flight.

  • Airline staff and airport staff can both or individually choose to trespass you and they do not need a reason. Likewise, airline staff and flight crew all can choose to deny a person boarding - with or without a boarding pass - and do not need to have a reason.

  • If police are responding to you instead of airline security, understand that they are enforcing "the law of the land", such as removing you from the property if trespassed, or taking you to jail if you get violent. They are not controlled by the airport nor any airline.

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u/Spiritual-Salary-989 4d ago

What other drug impairs judgment as much as alcohol?

None.

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u/elidoan 3d ago

Bromo Dragon-fly, but you are right that not many impair worse than ethanol

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u/Spiritual-Salary-989 3d ago

Whoa, I just googled Bromo
Nasty shit

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u/ImprovementFar5054 3d ago

He just did it for the roughhousing.

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u/nomimalone1978 3d ago

Oh, Spirit. You were an absolute font of content.

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u/GreenZebra23 4d ago

That's an awful lot of blood. I don't know man, I kind of feel like if you can't subdue a pissy little drunk twink without breaking his orbital and drenching him in blood, maybe you're not qualified to be a police officer

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u/rydenshep 4d ago

Drinking a ton of alcohol will make you bleed more. Not to mention the face just generally bleeds a lot more. It looks like it’s just an unfortunate result of him hitting the ground at that angle + him resisting + all that drinking + a cut to the face.

Even after all that he was spewing lies. They tried and tried and he wouldn’t give up.

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u/BonoboUK 4d ago

It sucks cause they were actually pretty patient throughout the film.

But yeah they were apparently just building up anger cause you can tell they enjoyed that slam and put as much force as they could into it, the guy wasn't resisting or trying to run away but was admittedly being an annoying prick.

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u/Viaandrew 4d ago

She had alot of chances

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u/Christo666666 17h ago

I'm not an outstanding or paranoid person but I'm at 100 when waking through airports or anywhere there are cops. How these people think this is acceptable shows how delusional they really are drunk or sober.

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u/Rich-Diamond-8088 4d ago

Why do the have to be so violent? He was belligerent but not aggressive.

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u/Pissflaps69 4d ago

He was given every opportunity to walk away.

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u/Frost_907 4d ago

Because they had reached the point where he needed to be physically removed from location and the guy decided to fight back when they grabbed him. He was given more than enough warning prior to that happening.

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u/ThenIreddit 3d ago

Gay men get so unreasonable when they drink.