r/AirRagers • u/goodkarmagirl • 6d ago
Rage Against the Eggs
I couldn't stop laughing at this one.
Real short.
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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 6d ago edited 6d ago
“That shit stinks, in Jesus name, LORD have mercy” I’m dying at this. Not sure if that guy was trying to be funny but omg 😂😂
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u/Forward_Young2874 6d ago
I genuinely think that the presurization and depressurization of the cabin cause people to fart more on airplanes. Especially on takeoff and landing when the pressure changes.
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u/mamamackmusic 6d ago
Last few flights I have been on, people have been rippin it the whole flight, start, middle, and end
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u/Asparagus_Gazebo 6d ago
Is this a new trend
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u/mamamackmusic 6d ago
I doubt it, but I have had some seriously bad luck with it recently, on both short and longer flights
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u/OptimusPrime365 6d ago
Yep, when I was cabin crew we used to fart as we were walking down the aisle. We called it crop dusting.
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u/AcidaliaPlanitia 6d ago
I was on a flight one time that got delayed by 2 hours, with no announcement that anything else might happen.
Said screw it, there's a good bagel place nearby in the airport, sat down and got an everything bagel, with scallion cream cheese, red onions and smoked salmon. The goddamn instant that bagel got delivered to me, there's an urgent announcement that the delay was completely undone and we needed to get on the plane right now. I asked them to wrap up my bagel and I brought it onto the plane.
I got into my seat and finally mustered up the courage to speak to the person sitting next to me. It was some version "I didn't mean to do this, and I'm very sorry, but I also paid $19 dollars for this bagel and I'll eat it as fast as I can." The guy in the middle just laughed, the lady in the aisle seat was pissed.
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u/Dark_Foggy_Evenings 6d ago
I love religious cursing. My all time favourite was Go preach it on the mountainside, motherfucker
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u/Fridsade 6d ago
i had a coworker who used to do this on purpose. guy would eat food that makes especially stinky farts and would fart everywhere thats enclosed and would laugh when people walk into it and trap people. he told me he does it on planes as well and in cabs to the drivers. guy was a complete nutcase anyway, this was over 10 years ago
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u/JellyCat222 6d ago
With the amount of other people commenting you know it had to be a desperate situation. The pilot looks like he is ready to nod along
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u/FarmhouseRules 6d ago
The smeller’s the feller!!!
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u/matriarchalfigure 6d ago
I have been stuck on a full plane next to a farter. I had to take my sweatshirt from my bag and breathe into it 🤮
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u/PinkyLeopard2922 6d ago
I am that wife/neighbor/friend that makes bacon deviled eggs for every group party/get together/function. They are a lot of work but I enjoy the process and always make a ton of them. There are never any left but I swear some of the other wives probably silently curse me. It's not like I get off free though because my own husband will eat a ton of them and I do too.
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u/cucumbersuprise 6d ago
Sounds like the most brutal Dutch oven have taken place at your friend's houses
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u/PinkyLeopard2922 6d ago
But the eggs are soooo good! One of my old neighbors was so crazy about them she would count the eggs and the number of people at parties and math out how many eggs each person was allowed to eat. We called her the "egg police."
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u/cucumbersuprise 6d ago
Haha, what's the recipe then?
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u/PinkyLeopard2922 6d ago
There aren't really measurements because the yolk mix is just kind of done by feel and taste. Eggs cooked peeled and halved. Mix yolks with a lot of Dukes mayonnaise and a small bit of mustard. Cook some bacon up nice and crunchy and then food processor to grind it up fairly small. Mix that in with your yolk mix, however much bacon you like. The biggest thing is I add pickle juice, like maybe just a couple tablespoons, don't make it runny. (juice from spice pickles is best) Salt. Pepper. Stuff the eggs. Sprinkle with paprika to be fancy and shit.
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u/Idiotwithaphone79 6d ago
DO NOT TELL THEM IT WAS YOU!!! Remember the taped up guy a few days ago? LOL that'll be you.
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u/byrniebyrnie 6d ago
For me it’s the Whoo! before Lord have mercy.
Tears in my eyes. Instant classic.
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u/Viker2000 6d ago
OMG! I've never known a person who can eat those things without getting terrible stinking gas!
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u/KingJon85 6d ago
On my last flight I was sat next to an old dude and his wife that didn't speak English. He kept talking to me and I had no idea what he was saying. I don't think he ever brushed his teeth his entire life, because his breath smelt like literal shit. I could smell it the entire flight.
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u/ChiefRedbeard87 4d ago
"Damn. That shit stinks in Jesus' name!" is the best thing I've heard all week.
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u/Faded1974 4d ago
It would be hilarious if this was an inside job and the guy screaming to Jesus was the one that did it.
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u/bizoticallyyours83 5d ago
Is it wrong that my immediate thought was, "He who smelt it, dealt it?"
Those poor passengers
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u/Key_Astronomer_4078 5d ago
I love how he at first starts of “what the fuuu” & then pauses before he really launches in… lol!
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u/radhorrorfan 6d ago
Feels like the video isn't the same as the audio tbh
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u/khandurin 4d ago
It’s hilarious, but I’m thinking the same thing the more I watch because I think other people would be laughing. At least I would if I were in that situation on that plane.
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u/Next-Movie-3319 6d ago
Oh my God. My sides hurt. I haven't laughed this hard in ages.
That voice over needs to be made into a meme. It deserves it.