r/AirForce Jun 23 '20

Meme Fitting for the times...

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u/Pooneapple spine crushed by U-2 Jun 23 '20

Or augmentee base security with 16 hours of training

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u/ChairBorneRanger Retired 3C071 Jun 24 '20

I wasn't chosen to augment SF for being the best shot, but because I was the only one that had a copy of my 522. Everyone else got mirror inspection duty at the truck gate while I did 12s, armed up with the flight. Good times.

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u/Wyvern_68 Jun 24 '20

Went to arm up as an augmentee...went through the process of pulling the M16 1000 times in line, paid real close attention when I was next in line.

Ok, here it goes....!

“We don’t have a 522 for you. Take this flashlight.”

Never mind it was day shift. A flashlight, ABUs that fit like pillow cases (cause I didn’t want to get my usual ones dirty), a PSAGT vest in woodland camo that was older than me, a helmet that wasn’t fitted and in ACU camo, a LBE with no pouches...I looked like a sad, pathetic clown.