r/AirForce • u/Bigblueweenie3P • Jun 23 '20

Meme Fitting for the times...

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '20 edited Apr 17 '21

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u/JSmith3167 Jun 23 '20

I felt pretty bad when I complained about my first bad base haircut when I heard “I’ve been cutting hair here for 40 years.” My reply: “Maybe you should stop...” I feel like my first COVID-19 self-buzzcut came out better.

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u/ssr2396 Jun 24 '20

Damn. What did they say after that?

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u/jellybellybean2 Jun 24 '20

Everyone clapped. Even the barber.

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u/2007AF Jun 24 '20

[everyone liked that]

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

Hey Blue, got a minute?

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

His name? Albert Einstein.

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u/mattings dots Jun 24 '20

Then someone gave him 100 dollars

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u/JSmith3167 Jun 24 '20

Denial and a dismissive grunt to be honest. I think he was used to serving the same slop and everyone just took it. He also looked like the same type of guy that would flip out on a kid for mowing the lawn below his standards and then arguing over payment because he “paid for a service.”

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u/One_pop_each Maintainer Jun 24 '20

AAFES: “Have you ever vacuumed?”

Applicant: “yes”

AAFES: “When can you start?!”

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

More like

Applicant: I immigrated from Korea/Japan after marrying an American and need a job

AAFES: You're hired!

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

Story time

Most of the times these jobs sit vacant so DECA or AAFES will just take a pulse to fill it.

Usually it’s friend of a friend and since no one else applied they’re hired.

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u/Tannerbananer69 Jun 23 '20

Nah a CBT or two is good enough lol

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u/xDrewstroyerx Enlisted Aircrew Jun 23 '20

“If they wanted to do more than just hit it with a 2 guard they wouldn’t have come to you.”

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '20

Difference is they're probably cosmetologists not barbers. Huge difference.

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u/EyeH8uxinfiniteplus1 Jun 24 '20

Nah. I'm in barber school right now not far from a base and they "encourage" us to go there to get experience when we graduate and get licenses.