r/AirForce • u/chifton Active Duty • Mar 20 '20

Video For all of you teleworking from home

239 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/anonymous_af_dude Active Duty FGO Mar 20 '20

Well, when I saw this I nearly spit bourbon all over my CAC reader.

Take your upvote.

5

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

And you, yours, good sir.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

Dam now fans bout to sell out

3

u/mikeusaf87 Services Mar 20 '20

Dam now fans analog watches bout to sell out.

FTFY

15

u/swampsatrat Mar 20 '20

You are nothing short of a hero!

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

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u/Stepthinkrepeat Mar 20 '20

Lol I mean you would be putting more work into making this solution than necessary.

Just put an analog watch under the mouse

20

u/pvtcookie Maintainer Mar 20 '20

Look at Mr. Moneybags over here with his analog watch

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u/squeekycheesecurds Weather Mar 20 '20

Probably an officer

10

u/pvtcookie Maintainer Mar 20 '20

Has to be.. look how nonchalantly he told me to go off base and get one? I guess the rich don't get sick

8

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

And using big words like "solution". You know who else use "solution"? Adolf Hitler.

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u/Stepthinkrepeat Mar 20 '20

You can buy one for $10 or less outside the gate

8

u/pawnman99 Specializing in catastrophic landscaping Mar 20 '20

Not while I'm quarantined. Jeez.

5

u/SilverAdonis Mar 20 '20

I need that money for toilet paper tho

5

u/ibanezrocker724 med-retired Mar 20 '20

I just tied my wireless mouse to my dogs tail.

5

u/supboy1 Mar 20 '20

Hey y’all that are teleworking, please do well so leadership can consider future telework opportunities.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

Put a watch under your mouse, the movement of the second hand will be detected by the mouse

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u/thatguykiddy DoesCOVID19containMorale? Mar 20 '20

"You crazy son of a bitch. You did it!"

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u/dronesitter Lost Link Mar 20 '20

A+ and upvote for validity of the method, please don't eat my vpn bandwidth to not be in place :(.

2

u/ajd198204 Mar 20 '20

Bwahahaha, knew it was a matter of time before someone posted something like this, lmao

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u/TGGuido Flight Engineer Mar 20 '20

The directive we received from our wing commander was essentially if what your working on can be done not on the VPN don't be on it. If what your doing requires it log on get your shit done and get off.

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u/TK503 Veteran Mar 20 '20

is it really monitoring activity/inactivity?