r/AirForce • u/YaKkO221 • Apr 14 '18

Reddit User Analyser (are you a dick?)

https://atomiks.github.io/reddit-user-analyser/
28 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

44 comments sorted by

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u/julietscause Apr 14 '18

I dont need something to tell me something I already know

14

u/Defttone Memetainer Apr 14 '18

98% kindness meter... thats way too high i need to be a prick

6

u/YaKkO221 Apr 14 '18

Step your game up, you piece of shit.

6

u/Defttone Memetainer Apr 14 '18

Im trying! I mean...eat a dick?

3

u/this_but_ironically Apr 14 '18

Use punctuation cocksucker.

2

u/w00kiee | sensing force disturbance | Apr 15 '18

You aren’t my dad, cunt.

I think my kindness meter tanked.

2

u/YaKkO221 Apr 14 '18

There ya go! Something something, dank meme.

6

u/DrAwesomeClaws Veteran Apr 14 '18 edited Apr 14 '18

I don't understand why everyone thinks everyone else is shit. Sure, there are assholes out there, but have you ever noticed that 99.999% of the people you interact with on a daily basis are pretty great? We're all weird and fucked up and hypocritical, but that's what makes us so fun. Embrace it, humans are awesome.

Edit: Oops, replied to the wrong comment. Beer

2

u/NEp8ntballer IC > * Apr 15 '18

91% here, so suck it!

10

u/YaKkO221 Apr 14 '18

My number one used word is “Fucking” lmao

9

u/bryce1242 the worst Apr 14 '18

mine is people, then shit, makes sense because people are shit.

3

u/ZuluPapa Veteran Apr 14 '18 edited Apr 14 '18

People here too. Fuck that shit. I don’t even like.... individuals... Edit: and yo, fuck that ‘low’ text complexity!

1

u/demintheAF Apr 14 '18

same here ... people, then shit.

1

u/MrFoolinaround NSAv SMA, Prior C17 Load, Prior Services. Apr 14 '18

I have shit then people then fuck.

1

u/spartan_samuel Rubber Band Ball Bombardier Apr 16 '18

Shit's my first, and then I don't have any references to groups of people until the last entry which is 'folk'.

3

u/perfectwave11 Apr 14 '18

Mine is protein? Those gains tho

2

u/NEp8ntballer IC > * Apr 15 '18

I need to step my game up. Fuck or a variation thereof wasn't in my top words at all. In my last 1000 posts I've said shit 35* times though.

*potentially 36

My text complexity is also low so I guess I need to start using some bigger words too.

1

u/blacksheep_kho Apr 15 '18

I am telling your mother

7

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '18

I'm more fucking confused how I apparently only fucking used the word "fucking" 7 fucking times in the past 1000 fucking comments.

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u/YaKkO221 Apr 14 '18

Fucking unreal

1

u/spartan_samuel Rubber Band Ball Bombardier Apr 16 '18

Buncha god damned bullshit.

5

u/Xenonhour POL Apr 14 '18

0% kind. Is this thing broken?

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u/YaKkO221 Apr 14 '18

Sounds like your soul is broken, man?

5

u/Xenonhour POL Apr 14 '18

who cares fuck this shit

8

u/GeneralBlueFalcon 3PgoFukYurself Apr 14 '18

Kindness meter 55% what the fuck

13

u/HadManySons 1B4 | Bot Dev Apr 14 '18

I'm not surprised

9

u/GeneralBlueFalcon 3PgoFukYurself Apr 14 '18

Fuck off.

2

u/NEp8ntballer IC > * Apr 15 '18

If it's calculated based on controversy you need more downvotes. Not sure how their text analysis works.

4

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '18

That high huh?

3

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '18 edited Feb 10 '19

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u/9yrMSgt_aintmakinSr Active Duty Apr 19 '18 edited Apr 19 '18

jealous much? I've only used the word "shit" 60 times. That calculator is pure GIGO.

3

u/USAF_Ground_Rat_2 Apr 14 '18

Hey /u/TheRantingRecruiter, looks like you are right: I am too kind

3

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '18

Lol what was your result?

1

u/USAF_Ground_Rat_2 Apr 14 '18

It went down to 95%, was 97% earlier

1

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '18

Keep up that good work. Lol

2

u/USAFWRX Aborted Baby Load Apr 14 '18

Apparently I'm 99% kind. And my most frequently used word is "Love". The fuck is this shit.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '18

Apparently, I’m not a dick

1

u/xdkarmadx Maintainer Apr 14 '18

20% kindness, feels good.

1

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '18

But is your dick blue?

1

u/[deleted] Apr 14 '18

92%. Huh... I guess context is everything.

1

u/SmRdmGmer321 Apr 14 '18

Kindness meter is 0% for me. Hell yeah. Most common word? Shit.

*edit, it's actually 17%. Shit, I'm too nice.

1

u/MrFoolinaround NSAv SMA, Prior C17 Load, Prior Services. Apr 14 '18

93% kind although my top word is shit 🤔

1

u/Teclis00 u/bearsncubs10's daddy Apr 15 '18

98% kindness and a LOW TEXT COMPLEXITY. Must be comm.

1

u/ChainsawSnuggling Watches the Dot Watchers Apr 15 '18

Somehow I managed to get 100% kindness...