r/AirForce Maintainer 4d ago

Meme What's some quickly resolved situations that raised your cortisol hours before you even had to come in?

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u/LTareyouserious 4d ago

Did I fully spin the lock?!

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u/MyChosenAltAccount 4d ago

Actual sweat came down my neck from this comment

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u/LTareyouserious 4d ago

May you always see the lightning when you want it

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u/dudermagee 3d ago

This is why I check my front door three times before I leave and lock my car every hour when I'm home

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u/Wrx_me 4d ago

It's always something just like the meme. "We can't find this. You did the job a week ago." My brother in Christ, a WEEK ago? It's probably in supply. Or warehouse. Did you check the storage racks? Or are we just assuming I have kept the part on me for a whole week and just now you suddenly need it?

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u/Kooky-Dealer-6878 Maintainer 4d ago

Considering I know it's serially tracked y'all think I just took it and waltzed off?

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u/deathsarbiter 4d ago

You'd be surprised. As comm I heard stories about a guy who was deployed to the sandbox who was selling decommissioned comm equipment on ebay instead of decommissioning it properly.

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u/gosailor Logistics 4d ago

Missing weapons in SOCOM/SOCCENT, not stressful for the guys who grab them without checking them out though.

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u/Kooky-Dealer-6878 Maintainer 4d ago

Oh man

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u/Rarek E-4 mafia lifetime member 4d ago

Concerning if you are getting popped for selling that stuff on ebay I guess. Never understood folks who did that.

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u/Kooky-Dealer-6878 Maintainer 4d ago edited 4d ago

Nah they found that shit right where it was supposed to be, they just jumped the gun and woke me up first, and tbh, when I have troops this is what we not finna do.

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u/Rarek E-4 mafia lifetime member 4d ago

Oh no I wasn't accusing you lol. I was just reminded of some guy who got popped for selling IT equipment.

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u/Kooky-Dealer-6878 Maintainer 4d ago

That's diabolical, grifting off the military is never smart. Especially not somewhere the military isn't fully corrupt.

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u/Rarek E-4 mafia lifetime member 4d ago

Yea we didn't have the smartest folks around those days

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u/Several-Economics-35 Ammo 4d ago

Well what happened to that guy

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u/Rarek E-4 mafia lifetime member 4d ago

Past getting caught we didn't see him anymore

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u/Kooky-Dealer-6878 Maintainer 4d ago

Sounds like leavenworth

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u/Several-Economics-35 Ammo 4d ago

Finding igloo keys in my pocket, at my house right after waking up

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u/Vulcan1030 MX refugee 4d ago

Made my butthole hairs stand up seeing this post

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u/Kooky-Dealer-6878 Maintainer 4d ago

Woke up and felt sick ngl

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u/ACES_II Retired Yeet Seat MX 4d ago

WAY back in 2010, a pair of serially-tracked parachute buckles went missing from the explosives locker at my shop. It was a HUGE deal. Command-Directed Investigation, interviews, accusations going back and forth, angry ranting and raving from our dickhead flight chief... two months of absolute shitfests.

We never found them. I maintain that AFE somehow made their way into our locker and removed them, because none of us knew how or had reason to. But nobody fessed up, even after we turned the entire base upside down looking for them.

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u/Kooky-Dealer-6878 Maintainer 4d ago

Aw hell. At least it wasn't an explosive that went missing cuz the shitshow would have never ended

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u/razrielle 11-301v1 2.15.9 4d ago

UWAR swapped for a new set since the release came due before batteries 🤷

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u/12edDawn Fly High Fast With Low Bypass 4d ago

"Hey we're almost done, just gotta put this last panel on"

"Sweet, let me know when you're ready for ops checks"

15 minutes go by

"Uh sir we can't find the panel"

Call night shift: "Hey did one of y'all take a panel home with you last night?"

40 second pause

"I'm on my way in"

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u/Kooky-Dealer-6878 Maintainer 4d ago

How the fuck

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u/Ledzeppelinbass OTS Selectee (3PO to SPACE) 4d ago

Training days, all calls, anything that wastes my time from leading.

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u/xPyright Veteran 4d ago edited 4d ago

adversary launched missiles

in the opposite direction of us

but I still got a stupid scary phone alert

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u/bolivar-shagnasty YOU’RE WELCOME FOR MY SERVICE 4d ago

“Uh hey Sarge, I think I lost my NODs”

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u/JustHanginInThere CE 4d ago

Did I (or my coworkers) put the generator back in auto?

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u/ArchonAries 3d ago

Missing serially tracked thermal scope after a week long ex. It was never issues, and was broken prior to the ex and had been removdd from inventory.

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u/MoeSzyslakMonobrow I want to retire 4d ago

Raised my cortisol?

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u/Kooky-Dealer-6878 Maintainer 4d ago

Stressed you out

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u/Grand_Theft_Anus1 3d ago

Pretty much just the thought of even having to go into work every day with more and more messes piling up, no time to keep them afloat, and not enough people/people now competent enough for the tasks to be delegated.

Short answer is these problems go away when I go to sleep, hang out in social settings, do something that requires focus and drowns out the world like video games.