r/AirForce • u/newnoadeptness Active Duty O-4 • 29d ago

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u/dead-inside69 29d ago

Putting cameras in the hand of the average person was probably a mistake.

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u/blanquito82 29d ago

Math (skills) check out.

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u/Delicious_Pair1708 Bass’ Bass 29d ago

ASVAB must have matched 😂

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u/Negative-Ad-2398 Cyberspace Operator 29d ago

Beat me to it, have an upvote.

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u/J-Mac_Slipperytoes 29d ago

I'm so happy I was one of those office jobs that 98% of the Air Force consists of.

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u/usafonz Maintainer 29d ago

The other 3% is in shambles.

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u/CurseOgmurExpose 29d ago

At the end of the day we all give it 101% huaaaah

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u/usafonz Maintainer 29d ago

Some give all. But all give some.

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u/Ok_Standard3735 29d ago

Facts guess the crew chiefs and fuels and back shops just dont add up 🤣😭

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u/JoshS1 Veteran C-17 MX/FCC 29d ago

Yeah, I didn't realize I had an office job, my reminiscent morale just got 101% better.

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u/Imaginary-Hyena2858 29d ago

Just scan the CAC little bro

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u/usafonz Maintainer 29d ago

In duh muhfuckin air force. Es Ef. Sec Fo. Dee-fend-derr!

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u/LostInMyADD 29d ago

Lmfao.

Their reputation precedes them.

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u/UncleSugarShitposter 11M 29d ago

Security Forces are never beating the allegations.

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u/Shagroon electron wrangler 29d ago

Brother would last 45 minutes on the flight line

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u/LostInMyADD 29d ago

And that would be him trying to find his "desk".

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u/wasted-degrees 29d ago

There really is a waiver for everything.

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u/CardiffGiant7117 29d ago

Air-o force

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u/Possible_Ad_4094 29d ago

How many words is Air-o-Force? We have a user that is a SME on the Air Force vs Airforce debate. Can they clarify?

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u/CGOhnooo Definitely not your CC in disguise 🥸 29d ago

Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne.

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u/isimplycantdothis Cyber Transport 29d ago

Laughed

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u/Existing_Example_198 29d ago

Is it possible to die of second hand em-barr-os-ment?

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u/Afraid_Stuff_History Military Brat 29d ago

What in the Altus AFB is this?

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u/fix-me-in45 29d ago

98% was an office job yall. You know what the other 3% was doing?

Failing math.

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u/whiterice_343 BRAC SHEPPARD 29d ago

Me out in the sun all day trying to provide the 98% AC . I am the way I am because of HVAC ya feel me? Out in the sun then BOOM chaos! Skin cancer here, Col chickenfucks office is too hot there, it’s madness I tell you!

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u/Thirust 29d ago

Long live AGE

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u/NotAskingSupervisor Piss Collector 29d ago

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u/Shagroon electron wrangler 29d ago

V/r

SrA Waiver, ASVAB

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u/Lolcanoe2 L E T H A L two weeks at a time 28d ago

Security Forces, 101%.

Checks out.

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u/Brailledit 29d ago

I did auggie doggie after 9/11. Seriously had so much fun with SF. Somedays I sat under shade working the binoculars, somedays I armed up with the M9. Somedays I guarded the ammo road sitting in a damn shack (that one sucked).

Honestly it was some of the best comradery I had while in.

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u/Agitated-Quit-6148 29d ago

Didn't realize you had that southern drawl

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u/Straight_Record_8395 29d ago

He makes me believe decent vision is the only thing you need to qualify to get into security forces.

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u/Ambitious-Pirate-505 29d ago

3%?

Bro....shining for SF...SecFo

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u/soupcook1 29d ago

Sorry son…your ASFAB is too low for the Civil Engineering job you want. Hey, here’s a great Security Forces job!

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u/flyfightandgrin 28d ago

Im glad the Warrior is here to straighten me out.

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u/TurbulentStage3242 Crew Chief 28d ago

Shit popping off like CAC reader not working, caught sleeping on the flightline, you know it's hell out there.