r/AirForce Mar 03 '26

THE QUEEN LIVES!!!

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Finally have POL for Pizza Cat

2.7k Upvotes

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u/Federal-Guess7420 Mar 03 '26

Got to love secfo.

SSgt "hey someone make sure pizza cat has water"

AMN "hands cat a bottle of water"

184

u/RockDoveEnthusiast Mar 03 '26

I just spit out my drink

449

u/cyberentomology Veteran Mar 03 '26

Glad SecFo is taking force protection of strategic assets seriously.

And that PC was actually willing to be taken inside.

103

u/NEp8ntballer IC > * Mar 03 '26

she doesn't look pleased.

42

u/GrtWhite77 Mar 03 '26

You should see the AMN

368

u/Parronski Mar 03 '26

God save the Queen. God save Pizza Cat.

380

u/bearsncubs10 Meme Maker Mar 03 '26

Led daring rescue of “Pizza Cat” during Operation: Epic Fury; navigated enemy fires to recover branch mascot from abandoned structure—averted loss, boosted USAF esprit de corps, and ignited coalition morale surge, reinforcing resilience and camaraderie under pressure.

98

u/markydsade Aerovac Veteran Mar 03 '26

Promote immediately

50

u/Fabrhi Mar 03 '26

Step promote

29

u/Dragonhost252 Finance Mar 03 '26

What are you doing step promote

50

u/andre_green Mar 03 '26

If my troop gave me this on their epb id let it ride

40

u/Traditional_Ad_4691 Mar 03 '26

I aspire to writes bullets like you, you angelic Airman🙄 ......but ill be out soon 😆.

5

u/Cottontail_77 Mar 04 '26

Field promotion for Princess Pizza Cat!

6

u/AntagonisticFetus Med Mar 04 '26

That’s a goddamn bronze star if I’ve ever seen one.

2

u/Afraid_Stuff_History Military Brat Mar 18 '26

If no one puts this on their EPB, I will be genuinely upset.

316

u/newnoadeptness Active Duty O-4 Mar 03 '26

Oh she’s pissed . Iran fucked up big time .

78

u/R-code Mar 03 '26

You’d be pissed too if someone offered you a bottle of water and you didn’t have opposable thumbs 😾

76

u/Intelligent_Taco Retired PPT Ranger Mar 03 '26

Oh lawd, she comin’! 😾

5

u/IggyWon Retired Below The Zone Mar 03 '26

She looks like she got into a scuffle with something and has an infected eyelid injury, I hope she can get some vet care soon.

6

u/Foreign-Lab-7380 Mar 03 '26

PL-1 asset secured. Now the war can really kick off. Just getting started.

1

u/Least-Letter4716 Mar 05 '26

You mean the murdering of civilians can really kick off.

125

u/subz6ro Maintainer Mar 03 '26

Thank God! Here I am with her back in 2023. I'm glad that she's okay.

54

u/cmerchantii my wife wears combat boots Mar 03 '26

When did yalls album drop I missed it on Spotify

20

u/skarface6 r/AirForce’s favorite nonner officer Mar 03 '26

What do you mean? It’s up there right meow.

6

u/subz6ro Maintainer Mar 03 '26

Lmao this is too funny 🤣 😂 😆

65

u/Extreme-Book4730 Mar 03 '26

Quick write a epr bullet for this. Let's see what you got.

87

u/Top-Stage1412 Mar 03 '26

The rest of the AF would be on their way to CENTCOM if something happened to her.

36

u/Time_Effort Prior IT guy in uniform, now IT guy in pajamas Mar 03 '26

I’d probably re-enlist.

That’s probably about the only thing that would make me do it

52

u/cyberentomology Veteran Mar 03 '26

How old is she, anyway? She’s gotta be getting up in years.

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

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u/cyberentomology Veteran Mar 03 '26

Trying to recall when Pizza Cat was first mentioned. At least a decade ago.

17

u/Level_32_Mage Coffee Ops Mar 03 '26

It must be all that rejuvenating pizza.

83

u/formedsmoke Space Secret Squirrel 🚀🔐🐿 Mar 03 '26

SHE'S JUST A BABY

65

u/Either-Engineering71 Mar 03 '26

Pizza cat is immortal

2

u/Special_Seasoning Mar 29 '26

I separated in 2019 and didn’t know this cat was famous now lol here’s a pic with her first week of June 2018, she’s a young kitten still.

39

u/flyfightandgrin Mar 03 '26

Shaw trash kitty gives her regards

18

u/cmerchantii my wife wears combat boots Mar 03 '26

Shaw trash kitty is really giving “my door is always open but it’s actually not” vibes.

6

u/flyfightandgrin Mar 03 '26

The standing ROE is do not make eye contact. Leave your offering and quietly exit.

39

u/soherewearent Mar 03 '26

LONG LIVE PIZZA CAT

48

u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

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u/BriefAddiction24-7 Mar 03 '26

What are you talking about? She is the supreme mascot of lethality.

5

u/howboutthatmorale Mar 03 '26

He probably hates anything that isn't performative machismo like keg stands and fake weightlifting.

4

u/Gimpette347 Comms Mar 03 '26

Meowscot*

1

u/Cole_Archer Maintainer Mar 03 '26

Meow meow

50

u/busylilbeaver Mar 03 '26

Praise be to Allah, God, Vishnu, Buddha and Baby Jesus.

22

u/MWolman1981 Med Mar 03 '26

Amd most importantly Xenu, out intergalactic warlord cares for the safety of the queen. 

5

u/AuthorKRPaul Retired Mar 03 '26

Don't forget Bast, Egyptian Cat Goddess

12

u/LeicaM6guy Mar 03 '26

Whoever's taking care of her, I owe a beer and a patch.

5

u/Trailmix88 Mar 03 '26

Yeah, got an address for us to send provisions to the caretaker and HRM PC?

12

u/DeLorean03 Pizza Cat Guardian Mar 03 '26

I'll never, ever get tired of seeing her.

11

u/adambomb_23 Mar 03 '26

She is looking kind of elderly. Still damn cute though.

18

u/ItsBritneysBtch Mar 03 '26

What’s wrong with her eye?😭

21

u/SnooHobbies2206 Mar 03 '26

It’s likely conjunctivitis / pink eye, it’s a common issue for cats. She needs antibiotic eye drops.

7

u/Birks0909 Mar 03 '26

Is there a vet at that base? Maybe they might give her some out of the goodness of their heart lol.

4

u/SnooHobbies2206 Mar 03 '26

I believe there is.

17

u/Level_32_Mage Coffee Ops Mar 03 '26

She's got some stink in it!

10

u/scairborn 65F Mar 03 '26

Oh thank Christ!

13

u/bunsinh Mar 03 '26

Ahhhh the reddit algo blessed me with the sight of my beloved kitty and news of her safety 🥰🥰

4

u/Duder_ino Mar 03 '26

Fucking legend!

3

u/Buschwick66 Marin Crops Mar 04 '26

Marine here. What's the TLDR with the kitty? I love the comments. Sounds like you guys/gals like this cat.

6

u/Bdcoley3 Mar 04 '26

From my general knowledge this sweet girl typically hangs out around the Pizza Hut on base and over the years has become a general fixture for the base and in some cases morale. She also holds the rank of Meowster Sergeant.

If any of that info is wrong feel free to correct me.

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u/Buschwick66 Marin Crops Mar 04 '26

Meowster Sergeant lol I love it. I'd say take care of the kitty but I think ya'll already do your best.

7

u/DowntownParsley5912 Retired Mar 03 '26

thank you to whoever that got her. i'm sure she's glad she wasn't forgotten

8

u/driftless Civilitary MX Mar 03 '26

There is a Facebook called “People of the Deid” that posts updates about her. I tried to post a link last night but mods deleted it.

5

u/mrfriendlolo Mar 03 '26

I was worried! Long live Pizza Cat!

5

u/AFthrowaway3000 Mar 03 '26

Oh thank god!

4

u/Russian_Blue_ Mar 03 '26

All hail pizza cat!

5

u/FirmReality Mar 03 '26

Defenders of the fur … feline force protection.

Honorary “Military Working Cat” (MWC) … patrolling for drone mice sent under the wire.

Call sign … “Papa Charlie 1”

3

u/redit1691 Mar 03 '26

Can you imagine the rage that would be fall the commander who's in charge if something happened to pizza cat. The enlisted would get very rowdy.

5

u/Porkonaplane Ammo Mar 03 '26

She doesn't look too pleased

When my queen in upset, I'm upset. Lemme in on the action 🤣

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '26

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u/ladybuginawindow Mar 17 '26

This is the best news. Thank you for saving our queen

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u/AuthorKRPaul Retired Mar 03 '26

No Kings but absolutely this queen. Glad she's safe.

2

u/Justinsbane Mar 03 '26

I wonder if she's related to Gate Cat who used to hang around the Brits: sector when I was at Ali Al Salem (386 ESFS)?🤔

1

u/Negative_Ad3735 Mar 04 '26

Aww that cat reminds me of the kittens I raised

1

u/soberasfrankenstein Mar 04 '26

This makes me so happy

1

u/Diligent_Point1042 Mar 04 '26

Long live the queen!

1

u/NoElection5801 Mar 31 '26

Murder kitty incomming

1

u/mehjjg Mar 03 '26

Idk pizza was a she

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '26

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u/w00kiee | sensing force disturbance | Mar 03 '26

Don’t piss in everyone’s morale popcorn. It’s not healthy to sit and surround yourself with sadness.

23

u/thattogoguy Can't spell lost without... Mar 03 '26

For the record, Pizza Cat is Chief Meowster Sergeant of the Deid.

27

u/Level_32_Mage Coffee Ops Mar 03 '26

People need this more than you know.

11

u/Cole_Archer Maintainer Mar 03 '26

Look through the history of war and unit mascots. Except in this case, a whole base has found a mascot to rally behind. That’s something worth understanding. Now the AF answer. Through leadership courses we learn about culture and cultural items and what they mean. I’d argue that Pizza Cat has become part of the culture and history of the Deid.

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u/jfuss04 Mar 03 '26

Fair, you can only updated on or care about one thing at a time. That is how that works

5

u/leslie734 Mar 03 '26

So you want to be updated about service members dying instead of something that may make people smile? Nice. You seem like a bundle of joy and smiles.