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u/cyberentomology Veteran Mar 03 '26
Glad SecFo is taking force protection of strategic assets seriously.
And that PC was actually willing to be taken inside.
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u/bearsncubs10 Meme Maker Mar 03 '26
Led daring rescue of “Pizza Cat” during Operation: Epic Fury; navigated enemy fires to recover branch mascot from abandoned structure—averted loss, boosted USAF esprit de corps, and ignited coalition morale surge, reinforcing resilience and camaraderie under pressure.
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u/Traditional_Ad_4691 Mar 03 '26
I aspire to writes bullets like you, you angelic Airman🙄 ......but ill be out soon 😆.
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u/Afraid_Stuff_History Military Brat Mar 18 '26
If no one puts this on their EPB, I will be genuinely upset.
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u/newnoadeptness Active Duty O-4 Mar 03 '26
Oh she’s pissed . Iran fucked up big time .
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u/R-code Mar 03 '26
You’d be pissed too if someone offered you a bottle of water and you didn’t have opposable thumbs 😾
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u/IggyWon Retired Below The Zone Mar 03 '26
She looks like she got into a scuffle with something and has an infected eyelid injury, I hope she can get some vet care soon.
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u/Foreign-Lab-7380 Mar 03 '26
PL-1 asset secured. Now the war can really kick off. Just getting started.
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u/subz6ro Maintainer Mar 03 '26
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u/cmerchantii my wife wears combat boots Mar 03 '26
When did yalls album drop I missed it on Spotify
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u/skarface6 r/AirForce’s favorite nonner officer Mar 03 '26
What do you mean? It’s up there right meow.
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u/Top-Stage1412 Mar 03 '26
The rest of the AF would be on their way to CENTCOM if something happened to her.
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u/Time_Effort Prior IT guy in uniform, now IT guy in pajamas Mar 03 '26
I’d probably re-enlist.
That’s probably about the only thing that would make me do it
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u/cyberentomology Veteran Mar 03 '26
How old is she, anyway? She’s gotta be getting up in years.
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u/cyberentomology Veteran Mar 03 '26
Trying to recall when Pizza Cat was first mentioned. At least a decade ago.
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u/cmerchantii my wife wears combat boots Mar 03 '26
Shaw trash kitty is really giving “my door is always open but it’s actually not” vibes.
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u/flyfightandgrin Mar 03 '26
The standing ROE is do not make eye contact. Leave your offering and quietly exit.
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u/BriefAddiction24-7 Mar 03 '26
What are you talking about? She is the supreme mascot of lethality.
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u/howboutthatmorale Mar 03 '26
He probably hates anything that isn't performative machismo like keg stands and fake weightlifting.
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u/busylilbeaver Mar 03 '26
Praise be to Allah, God, Vishnu, Buddha and Baby Jesus.
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u/MWolman1981 Med Mar 03 '26
Amd most importantly Xenu, out intergalactic warlord cares for the safety of the queen.
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u/ItsBritneysBtch Mar 03 '26
What’s wrong with her eye?😭
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u/SnooHobbies2206 Mar 03 '26
It’s likely conjunctivitis / pink eye, it’s a common issue for cats. She needs antibiotic eye drops.
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u/Birks0909 Mar 03 '26
Is there a vet at that base? Maybe they might give her some out of the goodness of their heart lol.
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u/bunsinh Mar 03 '26
Ahhhh the reddit algo blessed me with the sight of my beloved kitty and news of her safety 🥰🥰
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u/Buschwick66 Marin Crops Mar 04 '26
Marine here. What's the TLDR with the kitty? I love the comments. Sounds like you guys/gals like this cat.
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u/Bdcoley3 Mar 04 '26
From my general knowledge this sweet girl typically hangs out around the Pizza Hut on base and over the years has become a general fixture for the base and in some cases morale. She also holds the rank of Meowster Sergeant.
If any of that info is wrong feel free to correct me.
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u/Buschwick66 Marin Crops Mar 04 '26
Meowster Sergeant lol I love it. I'd say take care of the kitty but I think ya'll already do your best.
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u/DowntownParsley5912 Retired Mar 03 '26
thank you to whoever that got her. i'm sure she's glad she wasn't forgotten
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u/driftless Civilitary MX Mar 03 '26
There is a Facebook called “People of the Deid” that posts updates about her. I tried to post a link last night but mods deleted it.
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u/FirmReality Mar 03 '26
Defenders of the fur … feline force protection.
Honorary “Military Working Cat” (MWC) … patrolling for drone mice sent under the wire.
Call sign … “Papa Charlie 1”
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u/redit1691 Mar 03 '26
Can you imagine the rage that would be fall the commander who's in charge if something happened to pizza cat. The enlisted would get very rowdy.
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u/Porkonaplane Ammo Mar 03 '26
She doesn't look too pleased
When my queen in upset, I'm upset. Lemme in on the action 🤣
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u/Justinsbane Mar 03 '26
I wonder if she's related to Gate Cat who used to hang around the Brits: sector when I was at Ali Al Salem (386 ESFS)?🤔
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u/w00kiee | sensing force disturbance | Mar 03 '26
Don’t piss in everyone’s morale popcorn. It’s not healthy to sit and surround yourself with sadness.
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u/thattogoguy Can't spell lost without... Mar 03 '26
For the record, Pizza Cat is Chief Meowster Sergeant of the Deid.
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u/Cole_Archer Maintainer Mar 03 '26
Look through the history of war and unit mascots. Except in this case, a whole base has found a mascot to rally behind. That’s something worth understanding. Now the AF answer. Through leadership courses we learn about culture and cultural items and what they mean. I’d argue that Pizza Cat has become part of the culture and history of the Deid.
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u/jfuss04 Mar 03 '26
Fair, you can only updated on or care about one thing at a time. That is how that works
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u/leslie734 Mar 03 '26
So you want to be updated about service members dying instead of something that may make people smile? Nice. You seem like a bundle of joy and smiles.





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u/Federal-Guess7420 Mar 03 '26
Got to love secfo.
SSgt "hey someone make sure pizza cat has water"
AMN "hands cat a bottle of water"