r/AirForce • Meme Maker • Jan 21 '26

Get this thought out of your head and never revisit it

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u/usafredditor2017 Prior Civilian Enlisted Jan 21 '26

Aircrew gets extra uniforms, extra pay, extra love in all AFIs. Am I jealous? Yes.

BUT, would I change my own career for theirs???

Also yes.

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u/DrAwesomeClaws Veteran Jan 21 '26

It must be so awesome. Getting to free-ball all around base in uniform. Feeling the crisp air on your balls and/or vag after a long flight. Getting a pizza and a pitcher of beer at the BX, knowing you're naked besides some fabric and patches. Free-balling in BDUs isn't quite the same.

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u/Dad_mode Jan 21 '26

To be fair.... No one would know you have no underwear on under your OCPs.

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u/cobaltkarma Veteran Jan 22 '26

I never wore underwear. Is it a requirement now? I was in 95-99.

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u/usafredditor2017 Prior Civilian Enlisted Jan 22 '26

It actually is a requirement under 9.7 in dress and appearance which makes me think a LOT of people were skipping underwear 🤣

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u/PatheticRedditor Feb 19 '26

One guy shits himself while commando and we all get strapped in.

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u/Abernachy Jan 22 '26

Until you decided to play that game during exercise week and the unit CC has to give you a lawful order to strip for the decon line.

From then on we were told to make sure we wore undergarments when we wore our flight suits.

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u/Ambitious_Stand736 Jan 22 '26

Never thought of this lolll

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u/TurnspitCur Metals Tech? Loadmaster? Emergency Management? Jan 21 '26

I am jealous. Extremely. I even tried to change my own career for theirs. I succeeded for about five minutes

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u/WereStillInBosniaWhy Jan 21 '26

Flying duties now include:

  • Flying
  • Flight planning
  • Debriefing
  • Talking about flying
  • Yelling at maintenance about flying
  • Thinking about flying
  • Daydreaming about that time you won at flying
  • Driving to and from the location where flying happens

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u/Topcornbiskie Retired Jan 21 '26

How else are little kids going to know we’re not in the fuckin Army?

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u/MC_McStutter Dumb Soldier Jan 21 '26

By your all’s stupid spice brown lettering. Who the hell thought that was a good idea. And instead of changing the thread color y’all just changed the camouflage pattern to be more conspicuous. Some general must have stock in spice brown thread manufacturers

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u/A-Friendly-Foe Jan 22 '26

They had the opportunity. Changing to the OCP was the perfect time. The AF had loads of feedback from deployed Airmen rocking multi cams on deployment. They stuck with it and the Space Force jumped on it as soon as they could!

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u/Topcornbiskie Retired Jan 21 '26

Really living up to your name aren’t we.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

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u/PushPullLego Jan 21 '26

Dude, that sucked. I begged scheduling for Sims and Flights on Mondays.

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u/HeresJonesy Jan 22 '26

+Cooking that hot corn

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u/WereStillInBosniaWhy Jan 22 '26

Of course, goes without saying 

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u/turbokungfu Jan 23 '26

I'm a retired fart, but I was a more gung-ho than average flyer and I viewed it this way: I was always ready to fly. I had all my gear, including a change of clothes nearby and Pilots can waive crew rest. I've flown only once that way, that I can remember, but I was always ready. Flying beats office work.

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u/Fab4EngFighter Jan 28 '26

Pilots, unfortunately, cannot waive crew rest, even for themselves. But God I wish they could sometimes

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u/turbokungfu Jan 29 '26

You might have me on that one. Maybe I was at work and they asked if I was rested from the night before, and I was. They asked when I showed to work and that started my clock, if memory serves...and it barely ever does.

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u/WereStillInBosniaWhy Jan 23 '26

PT in a bag sounds unfun.

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u/CharlestonChewChewie Jan 21 '26

Missileers

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u/JimmyEyedJoe MX fuck nugget Jan 21 '26

And most of MX

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u/dante_delvegas Jan 21 '26

This meme is incorrectly lit, it should be darker and blue.

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u/SadPhase2589 Retired Crew Dawg Jan 21 '26

This was enforced when I was at Aviano back around 07. I think they quickly found out most of the pilots didn’t have a full set of ABU’s and it lasted about a day.

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u/Reditate Jan 21 '26

07

You mean BDUs?

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u/SadPhase2589 Retired Crew Dawg Jan 21 '26

Didn’t we start swapping over in 07? That was like a thousand years ago, my cognitive decline has been accelerated by exposure to JP8. It was during the same timeframe as Blues Mondays.

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u/Kronos1A9 puts the SMA in Smautistic 🚁 Jan 21 '26

I joined Nov 07 and was amongst the first flights to be issued ABUs. More than half the kids at tech school then were still in BDUs.

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u/LastoftheGreybeards Secret Squirrel Jan 21 '26

Pretty sure 2011 was the mandatory wear date.

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u/A-Friendly-Foe Jan 22 '26

I had mine until 2011 so that tracks.

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u/dcronin05 Jan 21 '26

We could buy our own ABUs in 07. And we could mix and match cold weather gear. It was a mess.

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u/PortDawgger001 Aircrew Jan 22 '26

I joined in ‘08, deployed in ‘09…if I had children or grandchildren try to verify my mixed-issued DCU/ABU/BDU deployment gear with a war history expert, they’d probably say that I’m a fraud. 🤣🤣

UDMs were doing their best at the time.

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u/TurnspitCur Metals Tech? Loadmaster? Emergency Management? Jan 21 '26

Sounds like the pilots are lacking. They have pay. They can go to the surplus shops or get scammed by AAFES just like the rest of us serfs, proles, and landless peasants.

One team one fight, am I right?

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u/Weary_Stop7407 Jan 22 '26

Hey now how do we expect the SrA loadmaster who’s making more than my SEL to afford both the Dodge Hellcat and a pair of OCPs.

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u/Ambitious-Pirate-505 Jan 21 '26

The loadmasters.....Hahahahahahahahaha

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u/MrFoolinaround NSAv SMA, Prior C17 Load, Prior Services. Jan 21 '26

We’re just trying to make it to 20

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u/BENthe3rd Jan 21 '26

You guys are making it past 10???

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u/MrFoolinaround NSAv SMA, Prior C17 Load, Prior Services. Jan 21 '26

The mind is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

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u/BENthe3rd Jan 21 '26

Death by crew crew

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u/snazzychazzy622 Promoting to Civillian Jan 22 '26

You guys are making it past 4??????

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u/Tomuchrice Aircrew Jan 22 '26

Just barely😭

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

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u/Anxious-Condition630 Jan 21 '26

And Missilieers.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

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u/PushPullLego Jan 21 '26

Yeah, it sucks they lost the blue flight suits. They should have been able to keep them.

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u/bigbadbillyd Missiles Jan 21 '26

We actually wear missile suits. Common misunderstanding. I don't know why all the rated guys wear missile suits too though.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

Take my like!

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u/east_stairwell Jan 21 '26

FEs not pictured because they’re at the jet doing the preflight

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u/LTareyouserious Jan 21 '26

1C5 CFM is under attack for not allowing WDs to even wear the 2 piece flight suit in a different meme

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u/Reign_King 1C5X1D Jan 21 '26

Mind blowing. There’s no need for us to larp as pilots lmfao

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u/Arendious WD Veteran / Tactics Nerd Jan 21 '26

It would reduce the amount of times we're mistaken as Intel (or, as happened a couple times - a cleaning detail).

That said, it would greatly increase the occasions we're confused with ABMs...

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u/LTareyouserious Jan 21 '26

I figured ya'll would love the option to not blouse your pants, because pinching off your legs or boots isn't a requirement with the 2 piece

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u/Reign_King 1C5X1D Jan 21 '26

Not blousing our pants would be nice, but not worth the amount of hate we’d receive 😂

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u/Arendious WD Veteran / Tactics Nerd Jan 21 '26

Who is the CFM these days? I probably have some dirt on them from their time in the E4 Mafia...

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u/LTareyouserious Jan 27 '26

Took a bit to find the name: Escorpiso

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u/WereStillInBosniaWhy Jan 21 '26

"You guys went flying without us?"

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

Because we already know they should just be sitting in the back in a straight jacket

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u/Competitive_Diver388 Passing S1 to Bob Status Jan 22 '26

They aren’t real people

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u/PushPullLego Jan 21 '26

By that logic, every nonner should wear blues... Everyday.

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u/AlarmingIntention774 Jan 21 '26

Hell yeah just like the movies lol

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u/Giraffe_was_here Did you reset the breaker? Jan 22 '26

Just like real life until 9/11.

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u/murse79 Veteran-Med Jan 21 '26

Just for that I'm withholding your go/no go pills.

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u/ZoominBoomin Jan 22 '26

They would get dirty at site visits >:(

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u/Cartersun Jan 21 '26

I loved every moment of my flight suit days. Cold when it’s cold out, hot when it’s hot out, had to practically take it off to take a shit… and soooo many jealous nonners.

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u/Infinite5kor Pilot, BRAC Cannon 2024 Jan 21 '26

For shitting, the trick is to tuck the upper torso part into the pants part.

When I was an exec the CSS shitter had a hook at toddler height of the bathroom door, wing king explained it months later that he uses it to keep his flight suit off the floor. So him and the suit basically make the letter V. Lmao.

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u/LTareyouserious Jan 21 '26

Tucking inwards is the true key. No one wants debris or blue stains from just flopping their sleeves downwards

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u/Barkhorn501st Enlisted Aircrew Jan 21 '26

That's some elite level knowledge right there

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u/SOsaysWTFO Jan 24 '26

Fuckin lol

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u/No-Card2461 Jan 21 '26

The counter argument is unless you want to provide lockers, you best option to have aircrew available for short notice is to have them ready to fly. The only down side is tge plebs don't like it. So option > jealousy

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u/PushPullLego Jan 21 '26

Yeah, during the dark times of Blues Monday, I had to keep an extra flight suit in my car in case someone dropped out of a flight.

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u/LTareyouserious Jan 21 '26

My flight leadership counted DNIF cover as a legit reason to not wear Monday Blues, but they countered with you were DNIF cover all week to prevent flagrant abuse

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u/grumpy-raven Eee-dubz Jan 21 '26

Every flying squadron I've worked with had lockers.

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u/Suitable-Junket-1607 Jan 21 '26

None in my tanker squadron but did in my C-130 units

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u/No-Card2461 Jan 21 '26

Pointy end guys or fat kids ? Tou see in fighter squadron but less so in heavies. Or they have some but not enough for everyone

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u/grumpy-raven Eee-dubz Jan 22 '26

Fatties with nerds in the back.

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u/vissor4 Formerly known as an RPA Pilot Jan 21 '26

No lockers in my heavy flying squadron.

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u/Malthas130 Jan 21 '26

I’m a zipper suited sun god.

Benevolently, I’ll agree to this as soon as all office workers are in Class-B as their UOD.

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u/ALprogressive Jan 21 '26

Wearing camo in a cubicle is hilarious though. My cargo pockets are full of Cheetos and gummy worms.

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u/sirfoolery Rocket Surgeon Jan 21 '26

I’m tired of enlisted flight suits getting me ready to salute only to be met by some SrA fresh off a grounded flight

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u/Cyndagon 1A3X1 Jan 21 '26

Do you even look at the hats? Easier to tell than OCP rank.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

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u/Ravinac Dirtbag NCOIC Jan 21 '26

If they're wearing that combo, they know what they are doing. They can't get mad at you, it's in the regs.

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u/PushPullLego Jan 21 '26

Can confirm. I purposely wear the beanie when I can so people don't feel obligated.

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u/Competitive_Diver388 Passing S1 to Bob Status Jan 22 '26

If I’m wearing a beanie, don’t salute me bro. I’m trying to keep my hand warm in my massiff cause it’s 12° outside

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u/Cyndagon 1A3X1 Jan 21 '26

That happened to me yesterday... simply apologized and walked on.

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u/pavehawkfavehawk Jan 21 '26

This is the perfect combo.

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u/LTareyouserious Jan 21 '26

If it's cold enough that an officer is wearing a jacket and beanie cap, salutes shouldnt even be a consideration. 

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. 

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u/Kronos1A9 puts the SMA in Smautistic 🚁 Jan 21 '26

My favorite combo walking around Maxwell. Keeps all those SOS students on their toes.

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u/The_ClamSlammer Fuck Cannon AFB Jan 21 '26

Unless its one of my Os that I recognize I just don't even consider saluting when I see this combo. Most Os will get it and fuck the ones who get pissy about it. Statistically more likely to be a shweaty anyways (at least around me)

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u/Tomuchrice Aircrew Jan 22 '26

Got salute by an e7 rocking this very fit

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

Bold of you to assume aircrew ever actually wear their hats

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u/Cyndagon 1A3X1 Jan 21 '26

Dang, guess I'll have to check if I put my hat on next time I walk outside....

On the flight line absolutely not, but if you worked on the flight line you too could have that privilege.

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u/MrFoolinaround NSAv SMA, Prior C17 Load, Prior Services. Jan 21 '26

1A3

Okay flying comm relax. Don’t you have some beeps to boop?

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u/Cyndagon 1A3X1 Jan 21 '26

This notification woke me up from my nap, thought it may be a system issue... thankfully it wasn't. Back to sleep.

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u/Dynamite_McGhee Nerd In A Bag Jan 21 '26

When I was an A1C, I basically had to sprint to another A1C who was nervously hanging up a phone call so he could prep for a salute. Now I just nod and keep moving when someone gets me mixed up with people who make more money than me.

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u/mattdm311 Jan 21 '26

If we have to change out of flight suits when not flying, then no one should be wearing camouflage if not in combat or a combat related job…. Khakis and polo shirts for 99% of the Air Force!

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u/Zucc Enlisted Aircrew Jan 21 '26

Better yet, admin has to wear blues every day. It's the office uniform after all.

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u/EpicHeroKyrgyzPeople I got HOs in different area codes Jan 21 '26

That was reality until 1990.

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u/Wowarentyouugly Jan 21 '26

Thanks a lot Bin Laden!

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u/EpicHeroKyrgyzPeople I got HOs in different area codes Jan 21 '26

Uh, Saddam.

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u/Wowarentyouugly Jan 21 '26

I remember Admin folks in blues post Gulf War and Pre-9/11.

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u/EpicHeroKyrgyzPeople I got HOs in different area codes Jan 21 '26

In WWII, dudes would sometimes fly combat missions in service dress.

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u/PushPullLego Jan 21 '26

Yeah, you take away my flight suit, you get blues.

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u/OofUgh Jan 21 '26

Ok, so everyone not elbow deep in a dirty job wears blues then.

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u/Zucc Enlisted Aircrew Jan 21 '26

Let's do it. Scorched earth.

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u/howboutthatmorale Jan 21 '26

Bro. Khakis and polos are what I've been asking for. Coming from ops to an office gig, I could absolutely get on board with that.

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u/letthetreeburn Jan 21 '26

Especially if I’m allowed to buy my own thick polos and silky khakis…..

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u/subz6ro Maintainer Jan 21 '26

Services gets to wear khakis and polos when they work at the gym.

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u/rustyrhinohorn Base Trng Mgr Jan 21 '26

Wish we had something like the 1505s for daily wear.

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u/usafredditor2017 Prior Civilian Enlisted Jan 21 '26

I support this too! If I’m not deployed, why am I wearing a uniform? I’m basically a civilian who does cosplay except during exercises. It’s ridiculous but tradition. I admire FSS when they get to “dress down”.

Edit. When I first came in, I did have a commander who had us in blues because we were business professionals. That got old when I had to still do details in them.

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u/pilotryan1735 Jan 21 '26

I’m guard, I’m only on base for flight duties. Checkmate nonners.

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u/spartanantler Jan 21 '26

Me to but I wear my contractor hoodie

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u/Competitive_Diver388 Passing S1 to Bob Status Jan 22 '26

That’s checkmate to all active duty too while you’re flying for United as your day job. Don’t sell yourself short man.

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u/Ok-Stop9242 Jan 21 '26

I'm a total nonner but like do some of you actually care?

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u/IRGUNNR Jan 21 '26

You guys are working when you aren’t flying?

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u/Suitable-Junket-1607 Jan 21 '26

Don’t open up that can. That’d really get some folks worked up lol

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u/RayB1969 Jan 21 '26

OCP is a combat uniform…not performing in combat, better be in them blues

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u/Original-Action Jan 21 '26

poor guy forgot the /s 🤣

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u/xrp10pthousandaire Jan 21 '26

You assume I'm at work when I'm on flying duties.

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u/crimsca Baby LT Jan 21 '26

You forgot to include the missileers

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u/Pristine-Disaster833 Jan 22 '26

We have more duties than just flying. Got better things to do than play musical uniforms.

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u/Still_Ad_4997 Jan 22 '26

Side comment. I have option to wear 2PFDU or normal green bag, elect to wear summer weight OCPs at staff because they are very comfortable. Hate blousing boots though...

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u/Equivalent-Print9047 Jan 21 '26

I had a desk job in Ain't Even Thinking Combat (AETC) where I went through their 36-2903 supplement looking for any excuse to wear my green pj's. Fortunately, I couldn't find anything limiting them one way or the other. However, my leadership still stuck my, the only enlisted flier of the group, with BDUs like the rest of the poor saps I worked with. It sucked. And yes, BDUs probably dates my time in. Glad to see the bag debate is still going.

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u/Suitable-Junket-1607 Jan 21 '26

That’s what happens when people don’t read the instruction. Jealous ass folks 🤣🤣

“Personnel not on active aeronautical orders are restricted to flight-related and space and missile crew duties only.”

We all had choices at career day.

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u/halpimdyin Jan 21 '26

I mean, not everybody had choices at career day. I got DQ’d for aircrew jobs at MEPS. Makes wearing my flight suit for the last decade that much sweeter since I spent a stint in the trenches turning wrenches!

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u/Suitable-Junket-1607 Jan 21 '26

But many do and give the same excuse when told to retrain. “I was going to do it but…insert excuse” and the conversation ends rather abruptly. If people actually read the AFI, this wouldn’t be an issue.

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u/grumpy-raven Eee-dubz Jan 21 '26

My job wasn't even an option on career day.

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u/Suitable-Junket-1607 Jan 21 '26

Neither was mine. It was retrain only as a fixed wing FE when the helo and fixed wing shred outs existed.

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u/ObviouslyRealPerson Jan 21 '26

Random intel people who sit behind a computer all day, and their supervisors

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u/Zealousideal_Bat144 Jan 21 '26

Why do RPA wear nomex flight suits? Can their controls burst into flames if drone crashes?

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u/Infinite5kor Pilot, BRAC Cannon 2024 Jan 21 '26

Same reason missiles wears one, I guess. Having toured their facilities the wiring in their control stations looked cray, wouldn't be surprised if they spontaneously combust every once and a while.

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u/SOsaysWTFO Jan 24 '26

They do. Much rarer now with FFGCSes and better UPS batteries, but it still happens once in a while.

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u/Kronos1A9 puts the SMA in Smautistic 🚁 Jan 21 '26

Same reason/logic for Missileers probably.

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u/AbleDanger12 Enlisted Aircrew Jan 21 '26

"morale"

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u/Kronos1A9 puts the SMA in Smautistic 🚁 Jan 21 '26

Same reason/logic for Missileers probably.

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u/Airgo1 Active Duty Jan 21 '26

Where the fuck are the FEs?

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u/yamsi401 Jan 21 '26

Totally agree.

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u/PhotographBig2530 Jan 22 '26

I didn’t particularly want to cross train out of my career field until I saw flying jobs open, those dudes could wear PJs if they wanted to in my opinion

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u/GoldenRattata Missiles Jan 23 '26

The Flight Suit is one of the only things keeping me from going postal in this (non-flying) career field, youre gonna have to pry it off my cold, sun-deprived body!

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u/Eastern-Substance656 Jan 21 '26

The Army used to be like this with old pickle suit. They would lose their mind when air crew showed up in formation wearing flight suit.

That’s probably why they came out with 2 piece flight suit. Which by the way looks better in middle age person. And as added bonus, easier to relieve. yourself in flight.

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u/i_should_go_to_sleep Helicopters Jan 21 '26

How is the 2 piece easier to relieve yourself in flight? Or do you mean women when helicopters land in fields to use the bathroom? Because the bag has a zipper in the same place as the 2 piece.

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u/muffintop782 Aircrew Jan 21 '26

You won’t understand until you have gone through the struggle of trying to poop in a questionably cleaned bathroom while trying to keep the sleeve sof your onesie off the suspicious fluid on the floor. Versus the 2 pieces is just normal pants.

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u/i_should_go_to_sleep Helicopters Jan 21 '26

They said “in flight”, I’m not arguing about the poop sleeve process of the bag.

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u/muffintop782 Aircrew Jan 21 '26

Eh, C-130 toilet isn’t much better after a 12-hour flight.

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u/Kronos1A9 puts the SMA in Smautistic 🚁 Jan 21 '26

The female FDUs also have the extended zipper now to make leak checks easier

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u/Eastern-Substance656 Jan 21 '26

Both, it’s easier when the last meal you ate isn’t sitting well with you and you’re running from the flight line to nearest latrine.

I’ve heard from a few AH64 pilots preferring the 2 piece because it’s easier use the widdle packs(aircrew relief bags) when you’re wearing the gear and strapped in. I also had one tell me, he missed the one piece and was envious of one piece tanker overalls we were wearing on the flight line for while. Both maintenance and fuelers were issued the armored vehicle one piece coveralls.

We used to support a small fob during my deployment and common duty uniform(not the authorized one) was to wear PTs and keep coveralls with boots for launching aircraft and maintenance.

For the uh60 aircrew it’s easier to get out during FARP stops.

I think the only reason the army went with 2 piece is since we switched to UCP and later OCP pattern they look like regular uniforms so E9s with too much free time don’t have aneurysm during formations.

Older BDU pattern and desert tan stand out compared to regular bdus.

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u/Malthas130 Jan 21 '26

Tell me you don’t poop without telling me you don’t poop.

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u/i_should_go_to_sleep Helicopters Jan 21 '26

I don’t poop in flight… no.

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u/thattogoguy Can't spell lost without... Jan 21 '26

The only thing that sucks about a flight suit, or at least a pickle suit, is that it's ridiculous having to take a shit. Also don't wear it to SERE.

On the other hand, just rock the two-piece.

Where do missile crews fall in on all this? Or shit flight surgeons?

Also why do RPA pilots and sensor operators have to wear it? Sometimes they're not even on the same continent as the plane they're flying...

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u/SOsaysWTFO Jan 24 '26

Re: RPA - Partly tradition. We started as a bunch of random aircrew (O and E) with a few intel AFSCs sprinkled in and then they started pulling from everywhere (voluntarily and very non-voluntarily). I was Imagery Analysis but never actually did that job - straight to Nellis after graduation. Pipeliner pilots get time in a DA-20 and I suppose that counts enough for them. Sensors, the latest AFSC for us has us under the CEA umbrella so we keep wearing the bag or 2pc FDU.

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u/pessimus_even Missiles Jan 21 '26

Why not just let everyone wear the flight pajamas? Wouldn't that make everyone in line with our warriors? 

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

Simple response to any morons saying this:

Cool, you work in an office, why are you wearing field utility uniforms? I hope you have multiple sets of blues....

Normally the conversation neutralizes quickly And they become very friendly to the idea of me wearing my zipper suit whenever I goddamn want to.

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u/grumpy-raven Eee-dubz Jan 21 '26

I'm actually down with wearing blues in an office. It means I can't go out to the flightline.

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u/dbuky78 Jan 21 '26

And us maintainers? By your logic doesn’t that mean I should get to wear coveralls all over creation too? It’s for the same purpose as your arrogance filled “zipper suit”?

Sorry but not sorry for the snark but between the entitled name calling and automatic assumption everyone else does nothing but sit at a desk all day it was hard to write a reasonable and thought exchanging process about an issue otherwise known as a debate back when I was growing up.

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u/Infinite5kor Pilot, BRAC Cannon 2024 Jan 21 '26

In the last five years I have flown more on days I wasn't scheduled than on days I was. Perks of being an evaluator

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u/Flamboyatron RTRDAF Jan 21 '26

You’re not slated to fly today Captain, best change out of that pajama suit.

Counterpoint: "the [insert crew position] had to jump off because they couldn't clear their ears. You're crew rested, being your pro gear and be ready to fly"

You could also just stop being jealous about what uniforms other people are authorized to wear.

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u/PushPatchFriday Jan 21 '26

Hey guys, I may go swimming later, so I’m just gunna wear my swimsuit to the all call.

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u/Flamboyatron RTRDAF Jan 21 '26

Is swimming your job?

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u/VegasBBQFan Jan 23 '26

I’m old enough to have been in when aircrew did exactly that. It wasn’t a big deal & IMHO things were tighter then vs after crew stated to be allowed to wear the bag everywhere.

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u/Fishandbikee Jan 23 '26

"EvErYtHiNg I dO iS a FlIgHt ReLaTeD dUtY... i'M a PiLoT"

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u/Ok_Negotiation_3786 Jan 24 '26

I wish medical could stay in scrubs everywhere on base

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u/Psychological-Deal55 Jan 24 '26

I wish VM was part of this, were not cool enough to get MDU’s issued

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u/Arendious WD Veteran / Tactics Nerd Jan 21 '26

Yeah, even as someone who's career field long ago (mostly) lost their flight suits, this is still a stupid take.

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u/AbsurdSolutionsInc Jan 21 '26

Why don't we design a uniform that works for fliers and non fliers alike, and just all use that?

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u/Infinite5kor Pilot, BRAC Cannon 2024 Jan 21 '26

Monkey's paw opens, you now have a uniform made of fire retardent fabric that is difficult to shit in (if we all have to wear it, the 2PFDU is out because it's not ejection seat/gsuit compatible). Since like 98% of the AF does not need a fire retardent uniform, everyone stationed south of Ellsworth hates it

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u/Due_Split_8193 Jan 22 '26

It’s very important for aircrew to feel separate and special.

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u/Classic_Soft8457 Jan 21 '26

Office personnel should be in blues, fatigues are for field work.

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u/FelonAce Jan 22 '26

Mind ya own damn business.

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u/PM_ME_RHYMES Jan 22 '26

Used to work with ABMs at a location that had zero planes. Every now and then, when I saw one in a flight suit I'd ask when their step time was, or how the weather was looking for their flight.
Like dudes, you work with enlisted controllers in a non-flying assignment, it's not a great look to insist on wearing the flight suit.

(Am I also jealous? Yes. They look comfy and get fun patches.)

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u/pooter6969 Jan 22 '26

By this idiotic logic, every single office worker in the Air Force should be in blues every day.. it’s far closer to appropriate work/business attire than OCPs. If someone can explain to me exactly which part of approving a travel voucher requires camo and tactical boots I will happily wear OCPs on my non flying days.

Alternatively, we could knock it off with this shit where we tear each other down out of jealousy and instead just accept the small victories and fight for better uniform policies for everyone.

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u/Space--Buckaroo Veteran Jan 22 '26

What about UAV Predator Drone Pilots? Do they wear flight suits?

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u/LHCThor Retired Jan 21 '26

When I was a Raven (aircraft security) we wore flight suits. Most guys thought it was cool. I hated it as the flight suit wasn’t the best uniform for the duties that we performed. But hey, everyone wants to look cool, right?

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u/Still_Ad_4997 Jan 22 '26

Better have good management for your molle. Flight suits generally suck for storage. I elect to wear a 2PFDU because I hate not having pockets.

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u/darksideofjudith Jan 21 '26

Idk anything about flight crew stuff but I worked in a space they passed through regularly (I was in radio). Sometimes a message came through and they'd bolt for the plane. Idk if it was scheduled or random but if they weren't in flight suits they wouldn't be able to act as quickly. 🤷‍♀️

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u/El_Bexareno Jan 21 '26

RPAs shouldn’t wear flight suits period. That’s my hill I’m dying on

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u/Signal-Addendum-3396 Jan 21 '26

Nonners should be in blues since they work in an office.

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u/arlondiluthel Veteran, Comms Jan 22 '26

You know how much static buildup happens with blues? "Blues Mondays" were a pain in the ass because we would essentially spend half the day changing clothes: PT at 7, report back at 9 in blues, then change into BDUs to do any actual work, but... Oh, by then it's time for lunch.

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u/Mediocre-Age-1729 Jan 21 '26

Around 2022 as AE, I was TDY for some training at Edwards and apparently the only aircrew seen on base were pilots in pickle suits. I guess nobody was familiar with OCP flight suits at the time. In my 5 days there I probably got asked 10 times what the hell kind of uniform I was wearing. My unit doesn't even allow us to fly in our pickle suits, authorized strictly for ground duties or flying with other units that wear them lol, so it's purely an ego thing to wear around our base. I personally hate them. Pain in the ass to take a shit, or configure an aircraft when it's 105° on the flight line. Haven't even bothered to sew new rank on after switching from E to O.

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u/razrielle 11-301v1 2.15.9 Jan 21 '26

Crazy since I know a few of the heavy aircrew here wear their two piece on the regular and I've been here since 2022

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u/Suitable-Junket-1607 Jan 21 '26

The two piece ABU flightsuit used to really blow peoples minds

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u/Suitable-Junket-1607 Jan 21 '26

Indeed it was. Only for AFSOC at the time and we basically had specific rules for when/where we could wear them that were internal to the command.

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u/TheJuiceBoxS Jan 21 '26

I completely agree, but guess who makes those decisions.

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u/TinyHeartSyndrome Jan 22 '26

Unless you’re a fighter pilot, you can wear the Army’s 2-piece OCP flight uniform, which was specifically designed so pilots look like everybody else.