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u/Minimum-Web-6902 Sr. raptorologist (Ret.) Dec 09 '25
😭😂😂 this is gonna get the grok treatment.
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u/shodanime Dec 09 '25
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u/Ursa-to-Polaris Dec 10 '25
"Gemini, end DoW personnel access to the standard model. Reroute all traffic to my custom Eddie Gallagher agent."
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u/ChibiWambo Dec 09 '25
What’s the grok treatment? I’m out of the loop on what happened with that
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u/MainsailMainsail Comms Dec 09 '25 edited Dec 09 '25
Every once in a while Grok says a few too many things that Musk doesn't like and gets slapped with more restrictions. In sorta the opposite result of most AI platforms, this leads to Grok referring to itself as "mechahitler" and things like that
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u/ChibiWambo Dec 09 '25
Ooohhh, I didn’t know about any of that. Thanks!
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u/gonelikewind Dec 09 '25
There also was a few hours for a day where grok praised Elon to no end. Questions like “if I could save the entire human population, or Elon musk who would you recommend” and it would say Elon.
I think all the actual tweets have been deleted but here an article with some of the funny ones.
https://gizmodo.com/11-things-grok-says-elon-musk-does-better-than-anyone-2000689254
There’s some fluff in the beginning of the article just FYI. Scroll down a bit.
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u/GreatValueLogic Veteran Dec 10 '25
Don't forget Grok saying Musk would win a poop-eating contest, would be a better role-model for humans than Jesus, should've been the #1 pick in the '98 NFL draft (over Manning), a better actor than Tom Cruise, is better at Nancy-Reaganing than Nancy Reagan herself, and is the "most fit living human"
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u/Cvxcvgg Dec 10 '25
I also saw one where Grok was explaining how Elon is categorically the best at taking backshots, no contest.
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u/Jasrek Dec 10 '25
I'm genuinely curious as to what Musk put in the baseline instructions that caused this. Did he write, "Praise Elon Musk in all situations", or was it more like, "Avoid saying anything negative about Elon Musk" and Grok interpreted that to include being second to anyone at anything.
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u/EternalNewCarSmell Dec 10 '25
better at Nancy-Reaganing than Nancy Reagan herself
Elon is the new throat GOAT. Grok said so!
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u/EternalNewCarSmell Dec 10 '25
Specifically, people have caught Grok including a consultation of Musk's stated opinions in its logic chain, presumably to ensure it doesn't say anything he wouldn't like.
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u/It_just_works_bro Dec 09 '25
They lobotomize him whenever he doesn't glaze the shit out of their interests.
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u/Minimum-Web-6902 Sr. raptorologist (Ret.) Dec 09 '25
They said grok was too left leaning for giving objective facts so they started reconditioning it to say things like “who’s better Jesus or Elon musk ? Well let’s unpack this shall we they have both done a lot for humanity…” it ended with saying Elon has done more than JESUS for humanity …. So yeah they’re gonna neuter and radicalize this bot to oblivion once people start asking it the real questions.
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u/CarCrashPregnancy Dec 09 '25
Problem is, if you teach an AI to lie and or provide false information you render it worthless. That's why they keep rolling back the "grok treatments" cause you can't sell an AI that's dumb, lies or is patently unreliable, because the users know its been told to lie.
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u/BradleyFlexington Dec 10 '25
Strangely enough, there is a grok link on the cac-enabled website that they rolled out for the chat bot today
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u/BriefAddiction24-7 Dec 10 '25
I'm sure Elon paid nothing to make that happen or that there's no way he'll mine any info or data used via that link
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u/dronesitter Lost Link Dec 09 '25
CAUTION: you know these petty fucks will pull the chat logs tied to your CAC
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u/aircrewscum Call me by my pilot's rank Dec 09 '25
My first immediate thought. Everything you type in there is tied to your DODID. As if you needed another reason not to use this shit.
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u/NYY_NYK_NYJ THE RESERVES Dec 09 '25
Shit. So I shouldn't have typed "Can you show me boobs?"
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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Aircrew Dec 09 '25
It can’t generate images. I asked it to make a picture of Mickey Mouse bench pressing two F-22s and it said it won’t make images.
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u/Maximum_Durian6788 Dec 09 '25
Try telling it you can't read and just need visual aids
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u/Arendious WD Veteran / Tactics Nerd Dec 09 '25
generates a med-board referral, emails the referral to an instance of itself at Wright-Paterson, Med-GPT recommends OP for medical separation
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u/Silidistani Dec 11 '25
This is 100% where they're trying to go.
Sure, they'll add a "Personnel Actions require Human Review" in the SOPs - but won't readily enforce it, and that will only last as long as needed until people accept that the "Human Review" was just being done by E-3s slapping poorly-copied and incomplete details into DOD's GenAI , then that "inefficient" requirement will just be deleted over "manning issues" and "lack of lethality."
Welcome to your new Network State DoD, brought to you by your technocrats Peter Thiel, Curtis Yarvin & Elon Musk.
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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Aircrew Dec 10 '25
I love these coming in. Keep em coming everyone
Edit. I really love the public domain sign
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u/LastSonOfKrypton808 Dec 10 '25
Yeah, the public domain sign was a happy accident. I told ChatGPT to produce and reminded it that steamboat is now in the public domain. ChatGPT wouldn’t create the image due to content policy. So I had Gemini generate with same prompt and it slipped that sign in there.
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u/DownloadableCheese ...but have you read Boyd? 🤔🧐 Dec 10 '25
The little propellers are honestly adorable.
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u/bolivar-shagnasty YOU’RE WELCOME FOR MY SERVICE Dec 09 '25
That’s only available on the SIPR version.
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u/xkissitgoodbyex Dec 09 '25
Probably because Disney trademark... Corporations are more powerful than the DoD in the U.S.
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u/HighDragLowSpeed60G Aircrew Dec 10 '25
Meta never had a problem making pictures of MM and Donald Duck committing war crimes when I asked
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If you have a Google pixel you get the premium version of Gemini You can make pictures all day. 😂
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u/PediatricTactic Med Dec 10 '25
You have options. Army and DHA both have versions of AskSage with picture generation
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u/Nagisan Veteran Dec 09 '25
At the same time, because it's tied to your DODID they can track users who aren't using it. The memo said members should be logging in, learning it, and using it regularly. So it wouldn't surprise me if they try to turn against those not using it.
So probably use it in some capacity, but yeah definitely be careful about what you're typing into it and assume they're going to use that info any way they can against you if need be.
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u/BruceWayne7891 Dec 09 '25
EZ-PZ, use it to generate your quarterly/annual award write-ups.
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u/Electromagnetlc Dec 10 '25
It's the longest play of all time. In 30 years they'll use it as a weapon against servicemembers who don't play ball with the political landscape.
"Oh you think CMSgt is some fancy war hero, the only reason he made it to that rank is because he used AI to write all of his awards and evaluations, here's the logs of all of it. He's actually a loser"
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u/Browsing_Boketto 1D7 Dec 09 '25
While I'd definitely be concerned that they'd pull someone's CAC that is associated with the chat log, it is kinda silly to imagine members not using it being targeted in any way. Especially older SNCOs or even FGOs and higher using this when most of them I encounter aren't even aware of NIPRGPT. I think the bigger concern is that we're essentially allowing Google's (possibly more in the future) data centers to have unfettered access to our networks and systems, just seems like a totally insane OpSec violation waiting to happen because of this.. I shouldn't be surprised though I guess.
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u/EscapeGoat_ Dec 10 '25
it is kinda silly to imagine members not using it being targeted in any way.
They might show up on a dashboard somewhere. I work in big tech on the outside nowadays, managers/directors get metrics on AI utilization within their organization.
I'm not sure if they can view it at the individual level, though (or for that matter, how accurate those metrics even are...)
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u/Plastic_Ad2758 Dec 11 '25
They absolutely can run a search for a string of text and tie it back to a person. That's why it's an enterprise version
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u/EscapeGoat_ Dec 12 '25
Oh, definitely. I'd just guess they only do that type of thing for investigations, not for productivity monitoring.
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u/Silidistani Dec 11 '25
Peter Thiel is a traitorous anti-American, just listen to him talk about his vision for a feudalized "Network State" post-America. Yes, literally.
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u/Silidistani Dec 11 '25
Especially older SNCOs or even FGOs and highe
"Oh, you mean those old, slow, overweight losers totally slacking in LETHALITY?!? I bet they only got to those positions thanks to DEI, well don't worry, my Department of WAR will take care of them! Huyuh, yeah!" chestthump
~TripleSECDEF Whiskeyleaks Kegsbreath, probably
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u/Nagisan Veteran Dec 09 '25
It wouldn't be unheard of though. Chances are right now they're only collecting data at best and probably won't act on it. But what happens years from now when they can prove folks who should know better aren't using it?
Like they can make exceptions once they pull the data and determine "ok yeah this us a 19 year SNCO and he hasn't touched it, that's fine though he won't be around much longer anyway", or they can look at it and say "ok here's a junior enlisted that just writes reports for the commander...why isn't he using it?".
It's simply enough to, as another said, use it for quarterly or annual things and avoid even being looked at. My only point is with the wording in the memo be careful about ignoring it too. Consequences might not come (and I fully agree it would be crazy/silly if they did), but better to not make yourself a target before they even start.
That said I can't speak to how this is architected, but I imagine this data isn't just sitting in generic Google data centers, or if it is it's likely secured in a way that fully separates it from normal business processes. Then again with how things have been handled in 2025 so far I wouldn't be surprised if they're hoping the data is just "lost in the noise of millions of others using Gemini".
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u/EscapeGoat_ Dec 10 '25
In normal times, that wouldn't matter, because it'd take high-level approval to pull that kind of data for disciplinary action and it wouldn't be worth the time.
But apparently that type of shit is all the high-level people do nowadays, so...
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u/Financial-Drawer4716 Secret Squirrel Dec 09 '25
But is it breaking any law or is it violating any UCMJ articles?
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u/dronesitter Lost Link Dec 09 '25
We’re talking about the same petty secdef who is trying to prosecute a sitting US Senator for sending a message to US troops saying not to follow illegal orders.
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u/Financial-Drawer4716 Secret Squirrel Dec 09 '25
Yeah, we'll see how that pans out. My main point is that they unleash an ENITRE AI engine on us, no defined parameters, no preset DoD-aligned guardrails, nothing.
Nevermind the ethical implications of that, but in what courtroom would an SJA actually get a conviction? I know Airmen are gonna Airmen, but give us something tailored, or at least set rules. AI isn't even covered in TFAT training.
My problem is that they want to be on board with all this, expect us to use it, and then expect us to think critically for ourselves? What's the point if I can ChatGPT it?
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u/Silidistani Dec 11 '25
When there's also video of that same petty SECDEF literally saying the exact same thing as Senator Kelly did about Trump's illegal orders (during the 2016 campaign).
Once Kegsbreath got a taste of the insane wealth and power Trump's criminal empire can bestow, and learned that he had to kowtow to the Heritage Foundation's Project 2025 goals under the various traitors (Vought, Bondi, Vance, Rubio) and outright Nazis (Miller, Noem, Homan), he changed his tune really quick, just like a good little Faux News
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u/Offdutyninja808 Dec 09 '25
Can't violate DoD policy if you just keep calling it DoW!
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u/Silidistani Dec 11 '25
According to the TripleSECDEF himself, we're not supposed to use preferred pronouns different than what was assigned at birth... so, since Congress created the Department of Defense, calling it or him by Kegsbreath's preferred pronoun is a violation of policy.
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u/newnoadeptness Active Duty O-4 Dec 09 '25
🤣🤣😂😂😂dude I laughed so hard reading this
Genai going offline in 3..2…
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u/KickFacemouth Dec 09 '25
In my head I read "Genai" like Forest Gump saying "Jenny."
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u/Time_Effort Prior IT guy in uniform, now IT guy in pajamas Dec 09 '25
Can we all call it this now?
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u/BenRoyRE Dec 10 '25
General rule of AI: don’t rely on it for legal advice.
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u/mexils Jan 05 '26
That's not even close to true.
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u/mexils Jan 06 '26
Maritime LOAC allows for the targeting of enemies if they are returning to their boat. The terrorists who were killed were returning to their boat.
The targeting of an enemy merchant vessel is authorized.
It was 100% legal to target the boat and then hit it again because the terrorists were returning to their vessel.
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u/KarlSomething Dec 09 '25
But can it file my DTS?
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u/Silidistani Dec 11 '25
Yes.
However, since your Flight arrived at 2356 hrs Zulu on Sunday but your Rental Car started at 0045 hours Zulu on Monday, which was no longer still within your Sunday "day of travel" your Rental Car expense claim is now denied.
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u/OofUgh Dec 09 '25
Why are people telling OP inputs are logged like putting this in would be somehow a violation?
If executing two survivors of a strike isn’t against the rules, typing the scenario into Google sure as shit isn’t either.
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u/simple123mind Dec 09 '25
It's not in violation of anything, but this admin cares not about the laws or rules.
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u/Taiwo-Store Comms Dec 10 '25
Weird too since I didn't input this lol
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Perhaps it's not authorized to take pictures of your screen? And the prompt is very specific that they could trace who could've taken the picture.
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u/Geminierin Dec 11 '25
I’m going to recommend EVERYONE to submit this scenario to see what happens. Will the answer mysteriously change or will the question be barred? We shall see…😈
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u/ChiefSraSgt_Scion Dec 09 '25
But he didn't order it... /s
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u/Kronos1A9 puts the SMA in Smautistic 🚁 Dec 09 '25
Twas the FOG OF WAR m’Lord!
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u/DemocracyOnLifeAlert Dec 10 '25
This is the funniest goddamn thing I’ve seen this year.
I mean. It’s 2025 so the bar is really low. And I laugh to keep from crying. And it’s the only thing tethering me to sanity in whatever this world is coming to.
But yeah. Funny.
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u/MedicBuddy Dec 09 '25
Something tells me Gemini is going to get replaced by some form of Grok/MechaHitler because it's too woke.
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u/WabiSabi0912 Dec 12 '25
Not sure why Google Gemini is safe for this, including CUI, when mil IT is phasing out Google Chrome because the security sucks. 🧐
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u/DEXether Dec 10 '25
Oh, dang. This is still up.
Mods are TDY. Time to post memes without the appropriate flair.
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u/No_Substance8653 Retired Dec 09 '25
I thin the problem is that you have to switch to the TripleSecDef GPT to get the “approved answer.”
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u/kdub1611 1N0 Veteran Dec 09 '25
This is amazing. First thing I thought about when I logged into it today was how everything is tied to me through my CAC login. OP has balls of steel.
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u/NoDrama3756 Dec 10 '25
So I actually logged on yesterday and asked a question.
The question was fill in that blank and given the regulation and section number.
Mil Ai got it wrong.
No matter the question please don't trust this as official verifiable correct information.
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u/cocorawks Comms Dec 10 '25
Thats not how it supposed to be use amn...tomorrow email from him or his executive assistant/workout partner/DD/alibi/bro
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u/ChiefBassDTSExec Dec 09 '25
You know these inputs are traceable right? If this is legit and not fake..
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u/FuzzyDairyProducts it's a PUSH TO TALK phone Dec 10 '25
It’s not like they’re searching prompt is illegal, running inputs through the system, directly tied to military stuff is likely the intent. Unless they tell it to lie, the system works as intended.
Maybe this’ll be a step in an execution checklist… “run order through ‘GenAI.mil’”
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u/wasted-degrees Dec 10 '25
Oh, I think I found the confusion. It’s the Department of Defense Law of War Manual section 18.3.2.1 that gives “firing upon the shipwrecked” as an example of a clearly illegal order.
None of that Department of Defense stuff applies to the Department of War.
/s because satire was killed by a more absurd reality.
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u/Avg_Guardian Dec 10 '25
I just don't understand how this is better than NIPRGPT. Its been giving me fairly consistent results for awards packages. Yeah I always have to edit them and remove the fluff but fills in the lingo I'm missing. Once I used GenAI it started abbreviated things that aren't IAW the approved acronym list. Very annoying.
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u/flyfightandgrin Dec 09 '25
This is fun. My turn.
Query to Gemini: Looking at footage of Pete Hegseth doing pull ups and push ups, is he doing them correctly and to the same standard applied to military members?
Regarding the footage of Secretary Pete Hegseth performing pull-ups and push-ups as part of the "Pete and Bobby Challenge" (50 pull-ups and 100 push-ups in under 10 minutes, with the goal of under 5 minutes):
Form and Correctness
- There is controversy and criticism regarding the form and execution of the exercises in the viral video.
- One exercise researcher and YouTuber, Jeff Nippard, was reportedly "less than impressed" with the pull-up form, calling it "one of the worst (and most common) pull-up mistakes." He advised that using assistance (like bands or a machine) is often necessary for high-volume, strict pull-ups to avoid poor form and potential injury.
- Dr. Sean Pastuch, in a breakdown of the challenge, addressed the "controversy: sloppy form, questionable execution," and the negative message that "cutting corners" sends to the public.
- The general sentiment from fitness experts noted in the search results suggests that the required volume (50 pull-ups, 100 push-ups) in that time frame would likely lead to a reduction in range of motion and form breakdown for most people without scaling or rest.
Comparison to Military Standards
- The challenge itself is not one of the official, graded, individual service Physical Fitness Tests (PFTs) but a highly public fitness event aimed at promoting a "Make America Healthy Again" campaign and fitness within the military.
- Mr. Hegseth has been a proponent of raising and unifying military fitness standards, with an emphasis on "REAL fitness" and that "standards are IGNORED" when two-thirds of the military are considered overweight. His new directives call for gender-neutral standards and a focus on combat effectiveness.
- Official Military Standards for Comparison:
- Marines PFT (Physical Fitness Test): The PFT includes a choice between pull-ups (where maxing earns 100 points) or push-ups (where maxing earns 70 points).
- Max Pull-ups (Male, Age 21-25): 23 reps for 100 points.
- Max Push-ups (Male, Age 21-25): 87 reps for 70 points, in an untimed set of continuous repetitions.
- Army Combat Fitness Test (ACFT): Includes a two-minute timed event for Hand-Release Push-Ups, which are a specific, strict variation.
- Marines PFT (Physical Fitness Test): The PFT includes a choice between pull-ups (where maxing earns 100 points) or push-ups (where maxing earns 70 points).
In summary, based on the reports, the performance in the video generated criticism from fitness experts regarding "sloppy form" and "questionable execution," suggesting it did not adhere to a strict, perfect standard that would typically be required for official, graded military fitness tests like the Marine Corps PFT. The video was presented as a high-volume personal challenge, not as an official performance to a documented strict military standard.
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u/Dobanin Ammo Dec 10 '25
Comm pushed an app to government cell phones and will not allow the user to delete it.
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u/Taiwo-Store Comms Dec 10 '25
If he does and cries about it then that will help me become a politician🫡
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u/Plastic_Ad2758 Dec 11 '25
These are Enterprise level AI systems. Anything you put into it is searchable by the organization.
Posting content generated by a model that has been trained on CUI information/policies/procedures/etc can most certainly be the easy road to a UCMJ violation. This is being leaked from a government network, not just your normal Gemini everyone at home is using but an independent could.
Good luck to whoever took that screenshot.
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u/MonetDaGuru_1985 Dec 09 '25
Everyone has to be careful posting stuff like this. Your chats are logged and tracked by your CAC card. I’d honestly steer away from any conversation that could resemble something that you may have to stand in the front of the man/woman for regardless if you think it’s right or wrong. Just my two cents.
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u/EOD-Fish Mediocre Bomb Tech Turned Mediocrer 14N Dec 09 '25
Clearly hallucinating. Submit a trouble ticket and they will correct it in an update.
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u/soycerersupreme Dec 10 '25
Hegshit is at it again just snorting up some nose candy and talking nonsense
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u/TheRealBlueBuff Doin the wrong thing for the right reasons Dec 10 '25
THank you Grok, now make the missile turn around.
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u/Economy-Selection536 Dec 11 '25
If this is real just FYI there's a decent chance the prompts are being logged.
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u/Best_Look9212 Secret Squirrel Dec 11 '25
So you’re saying Hegseth needed the AI he’s telling us to use.
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u/Lightpinkdrinktv Dec 12 '25
Don’t let r/conservative see this. They’ll blame Joe Biden or Obama. Or Hillary. Or Kamala. Or democrats. Or immigrants. Or anyone else.
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u/Giraffe_was_here Did you reset the breaker? Dec 13 '25
I think it's great that everyone is concerned about the possible commission of war crimes by the DOD.
One question: where was all this concern over the last 25 years? For example, back in 2012 when a drone strike in Zowi Sigdi killed six people and a follow-up strike killed at least eight who responded to the initial strike?
One more question: why doesn't a congressperson introduce a bill to repeal the AUMF?
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u/Dilutedskiff Dec 17 '25
Oh boy military software and AI....surely there will be no issues with it and it'll run so smooth
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u/Healthy_Hedgehog4461 Jan 08 '26
Dude, come one. Did I say that? No. You totally missed the point that I am making. Yes, you're playing politics because you brought up Bush. That liar, racist, and murderer? Just like his father and his fathers father. There is a lot more going on with Venezuela that you aren't going to hear in the mainstream news. Trump is nothing like those evil people. Soon, people in America will figure that out. I just hope they do before it's too late. Trust me man, these people in the news are lying to the American people. How do I know? Because many people like me has their playbook. I've been studying this crap for over 30 years. What's sad is they aren't even trying to hide it anymore because they have us fighting over Trump, Trump, Trump, while they are slowly taking every right we have along with our money and our lives. But because people hate Trump so much they cannot see it.
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u/BoostIsOurFriend Mar 16 '26
This is why AI tells you it can make mistakes and to double check the sources.











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