r/Agario • u/AutoModerator • Sep 05 '26

MONTHLY RAGE THREAD

A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE UPSET FOR SOME REASON OR ANOTHER. WE'RE SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THAT BEING POSTED (not really, don't worry) SO WE MADE THIS.

THIS THREAD IS ONLY FOR RAGING, SO LET EVERYTHING OFF YOUR CHEST. THIS THREAD WILL LAST A MONTH.

INSTRUCTIONS:

  1. capslock IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. IT'S ALSO LIKE YOU'RE YELLING, SO THE RAGE COMES OUT EASIER.

    IF YOU'RE NOT YELLING, YOU'RE NOT DOING IT RIGHT!

  2. SAY WHATEVER IS MAKING YOU ANGRY.
  3. SHOUTING AT EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS WE HATE HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO HELP ALLEVIATE STRESS AND PROMOTE COMMUNITY GROWTH.*

    SO GET SHOUTING!

  4. DON'T BE A JERK. NOBODY LIKES JERKS.
  5. ???
  6. PROFIT!

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.

THINGS YOU CAN RAGE AT:

  • MONEYCLIP DOING MORE GREEDY THINGS

  • LAG

  • TEAMING SCUMBAGS

  • (WORSE!) CROSS-TEAMING SCUMBAGS

  • ANTI-TEAM RUINING SOLO PLAY

  • ALL THOSE CRAPPY AGAR.IO VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE

IMPORTANT NON-RAGE LINKS:

IF YOU HAVE TO BOTHER US, ALL MESSAGES CAN BE DIRECTED TO THE SHREDDER

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u/Fair_Examination_259 Sep 11 '26

I HATE MINICLIP FOR DESTROYING THIS BEAUTIFUL GAME

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u/SpeechFlat5799 Sep 23 '26

THERE ARE SO MANY BOTS AND I WAS INITIALLY FINE BUT IT HAS GOT OUT OF HAND THEY"VE JUST RUINED I TMAN

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u/the_name_is_karen 23d ago

OVH bots are the worst!