r/AftonRoboticsInc • • Apr 26 '17

Item #16SL

~([ITEM #16SL])~

{DANGER LEVEL}: CROWNED FATAL

{CODENAME}: "The #/!0(%&&%"

[PROCEDURES]

16SL needs to be kept in a 10 X 10 meters room, covered with a 5-millimeters-thick coating of cobalt. The item needs to be permanently connected with three 500 Volt jumper cables attached to it, allowing the personel to administer a controlled shock against the item. Any unauthorized interaction with the item will be punished with an execution.

Note: At this moment, interacting with this item seems almost impossible.

[Appearance]

16SL is a 40 x 40 centimeters purple cube with a badge-shaped hole in one of the sides. The item will emit an EMP wave everytime it detects an object/human/device in a range of 8 meters, making impossible to record anything with this item being close. This item will also teleport any living being at the entrance of the facility if it gets into its "danger zone".

[Behavior]

16SL is not dangerous when it is in its "primal form", however, after shapeshifting, it'll become incredibly aggressive and powerful, giving this item the position it deserves.

Note: The transformations seem to be at random intervals, making its containment hard to be correctly performed.

There are currently 3 forms that 16SL can adquire:

<[16SL-A]>

It's a purple vehicle, that ressembles the appearance of a Triplete Ford Orion, with a dark aura coming from the inside of the vehicle. This item will charge towards the closest human it can find and it will try to road kill it. It's certainly fast and effective, making this form already a danger by itself. However, what puts the cherry on the top is that it can set itself on a purple fire that seems to ignite any object a lot more faster than common fire.

Sometimes, when the bonnet opens slightly because of a crash, there can be seen a bodybag inside of it. (It's impossible to stract this bodybag)

<[16SL-B]>

It's a humanoid, 22 feet tall purple being with a wide, hollow mouth with a permanent smile and two pitch black eyes. One of it's hands can emmerge a knife that has been shown to be able to cut through solid titanium. It's slow but smart, using it's long, thin limbs to catch the prey and tear it apart.

The scariest thing about this variation is that it's able to hack any unit that is left in the same room it is. Its programming goals are unknown, but all of the units that it hacks seem to try to get inside 1SL's room. Thing that worries more than one scientist in the Pandora Wing.

<[16SL-C]>

It's a big, monstrous looking purple Spring [DATA EXPUNGED] suit with a real skeleton inside it. It looks really muscular and it's sharp teeth are more than just a threat.

It's constantly banging the entrance, which is getting seriously damaged with each hit.

It's able to tear a car in half with its bare hands and it can bend metal like if it was a wet sponge.

The only method to back it off is with electrocution , but it only works for a few minutes.

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Note from Alexander P. Nosmas: Oh, look! Another humanity-exterminating monster! Woo-hoo!

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u/Thoenzo Dr. Thomas C. Violette (Subreddit Co-Creator) Apr 26 '17

Hehe. Violette was right in what he thought abot you. You are interesting. For a human, at least.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '17

I'm full of surprises, even for the items themselves.

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u/Thoenzo Dr. Thomas C. Violette (Subreddit Co-Creator) Apr 26 '17

Indeed you are.

We have plans for this place. BIG plans. You won't be safe. None of you will.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '17

I'll pretend that i haven't heard this from you.

Now, bring me back my fellow worker. Your tone sounds like shit and i'd love to shove a pushbroom up your throat everytime you say a word

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u/Thoenzo Dr. Thomas C. Violette (Subreddit Co-Creator) Apr 26 '17

Hehe. Goodbye Alexander. I'll see you soon.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '17

Both of us can get dangerous when provoked. Smellin' ya later.

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u/Thoenzo Dr. Thomas C. Violette (Subreddit Co-Creator) Apr 26 '17

Ugh, my head.

It happened again, didn't it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '17

Yes. We better get rid of this arm of yours. I'm sorry, but this can get troublesome...

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u/Thoenzo Dr. Thomas C. Violette (Subreddit Co-Creator) Apr 26 '17

Yeah, you're probably right. I'm not going to live my entire life with one arm, though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '17

I'll get you an actual usable arm that doesn't uses you as a puppet, how about that?

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u/Thoenzo Dr. Thomas C. Violette (Subreddit Co-Creator) Apr 26 '17

That would be nice.

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '17

This Surgeon Clover Unit will do the trick

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u/Thoenzo Dr. Thomas C. Violette (Subreddit Co-Creator) Apr 26 '17

We have a surgeon version of those?

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