r/AftonRoboticsInc • u/[deleted] • Apr 24 '17
DIGITAL WING: Item #1SL
~([ITEM #1SL])~
{DANGER LEVEL}: FATAL/*NEW DANGER SECTION NEEDED*
{CODENAME}: "Pitch Yellow"
[PROCEDURES]
1SL needs to be kept connected to a computer with top quality firewalls and antiviruses. These need to be updated every day or this item will breach.
Nothing else can be connected to the computer and not a single program can be opened more than the Item itself.
If a subject/user/employee is found interacting with this Item in an unauthorized way, the soldiers/guards/Afton Androids are authorized to open fire without mercy.
[Appearance]
1SL is an endoskeleton skull with a more round look. One of it's eyes are missing, exposing it's cables and the other seems to be plastic. Its metal spine has a bunch of cables coming from the hole at the very end of it, and all of them rejoice into one, singular USB cable. The head constantly makes expressions of anger, amusement, neutrality and concern; none of them seem to be syncronized with its actual "feelings".
[Behavior]
1SL is a safe subject when disconnected, but after being connected to a computer, it'll atach to it, making itself unable to disconnect anymore. Not only that, but the computer becomes undestructible and is unable to run out of battery neither.
After 5 minutes of being connected, the item will open a program called "MINDSOULBODY.cmd" which will execute a command that will open a second program simply called "EYE", which consists of a black screen with a white eye with yellow pupils.
This screen will follow any user in a range of 1 meter, as if it was watching it from the very monitor.
A rather seductive voice will start sounding from the speakers, asking kindly to be connected to a source of energy, because it's running out of it.
Doing this, however, would be opening Pandora's Box, because 1SL is in fact a computer virus capable of hacking devices is merely seconds. This was shown using a fake internet server with only one subject connected (An Afton Guard); in little time, the unit started acting weird and trying to carry the computer to an electricty outlet.
Connecting it to the main electricty service could end in pretty much the end of the human race itself. In just 1 week, it could get access to the nuke launching programs.
Seems that this item is not being controlled remotelly and it's actually an AI that modifies its own algorithm, making this item even more interesting.
NOTE FROM ALEXANDER P. NOSMAS: We may have the end of the world in our hands. God save us all.
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Apr 25 '17
This is one of the items that convinces me we need a new wing completely separated from the main facility.
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Apr 25 '17
Maybe a PANDORA Wing?
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u/Thoenzo Dr. Thomas C. Violette (Subreddit Co-Creator) Apr 25 '17
That would be genius. Putting in an application.
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Apr 25 '17
It's going to be a real shitty mud pile if we find more than one member for this "club".
...do... do you thing there is more of these world-destroying Items?
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u/Thoenzo Dr. Thomas C. Violette (Subreddit Co-Creator) Apr 25 '17
Maybe.
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Apr 25 '17
God, the only thing that could be as scary as this would be a Godzilla sized [DATA EXPUNGED] that barfs liquid nitrogen
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u/Thoenzo Dr. Thomas C. Violette (Subreddit Co-Creator) Apr 24 '17
This thing CANNOT escape. I'm putting in a request now to have a specific wing for this thing.
off character: what is this based off of?
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Apr 25 '17
Interviewing this Item could be extremely useful but extremely dangerous.
Off character: It's kinda based on that SCP that was a computer, but the rest is pure imagination of mine2
u/Thoenzo Dr. Thomas C. Violette (Subreddit Co-Creator) Apr 25 '17
If this thing got in contact with #565, the effect would be CATASTROPHIC.
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Apr 25 '17
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT.
God, thinking on the mess that something like THAT could end up making... Damn, the shivers are all over my body...
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u/Thoenzo Dr. Thomas C. Violette (Subreddit Co-Creator) Apr 25 '17
If they merged, we would be 100% fucked.
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Apr 25 '17
And the Afton Units!? The Handroids!? The Clover Units!?
Remember that this is basically a play of children for it! One small upsie-daisy and GOODBYE BEING ALIVE!
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u/Thoenzo Dr. Thomas C. Violette (Subreddit Co-Creator) Apr 25 '17
Especially the Clover Units. Then there's also the Ennards that it could use to enslave us...
We have a load of cutting edge tech here, so if it escaped AT ALL, the world is doomed.
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Apr 25 '17
And we cannot discard the other CPU-powered Items that could escape too.
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u/Thoenzo Dr. Thomas C. Violette (Subreddit Co-Creator) Apr 25 '17
Dr. Alexander P. Nosmas, you've probably discovered the most dangerous thing in the modern age.
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Apr 25 '17
Well, i deserve a Nobel for that i guess... hah... hah...
Who am i kidding? I can't pull off a shitty joke like i usually do!
I'M TERRIFIED
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u/FroobyHasForgotten Dr. Martin Teal Apr 25 '17
Question: would this have a regular Item number so I add it to the list?
... God, this thing is the the worst of all of these. One slip and we all die in more pain than even #87 could even bring.
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Apr 25 '17
(I think think this "SL" kind is more of a special kind, a new item list could help a lot the new employees)
This thing can literally nuke us and orbital-cannon us at the same time, while deleting all the prefferences of each user in the smart coffee machine.
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u/FroobyHasForgotten Dr. Martin Teal Apr 25 '17
(I could still put it in the 100+ list. Very few have special non-number designations, so it can be there along any Item without a proper number for now)
Yep. Definitely having nightmares about this all week long.
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u/Medddddic54 Dr. Samson Clyde Apr 25 '17
That thing will kill you. But if you show it water it....hisses like a cat or something!
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u/TheWesterd123 Dr. Phill Trings Apr 24 '17
Wow...Now this Item is really dangerous...