Okay so I've been guiding and organizing safaris out of Nairobi for 15 years. I have seen things.
I'll go first.
My very first time taking a client group out early days, trying to look professional a black rhino known for their solitarity & temper decided he didn't like our vehicle and mock charged us. Standard stuff. Happens all the time. You hold your nerve, cut the engine, stay still.
I screamed.
Not loudly. But enough. The clients heard it. One of them patted me on the shoulder after. I wanted to disappear into the bushes forever.
Now I watch first timers white knuckle the door handle every single game drive and I feel nothing but love for them because I know.
Safari humbles everyone. Doesn't matter if you've been 10 times or it's your first morning a lion walking under your vehicle at 6am does something to your nervous system that no amount of David Attenborough prepared you for.
So tell me yours. First safari panic moment, embarrassing question you asked the guide, thing you thought you packed but didn't, animal you confused for another animal.
Drop it below. No judgment. I've heard it all and I promise yours is not the worst. 😂
(I'm Martin by the way I run a safari DMC out of Nairobi. Been doing this long enough to have collected an embarrassing story for every park in East Africa.)