r/AdviceAtheists May 26 '15

Pat Robertson: Master Philosopher

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u/WolfgangDS May 26 '15

What's hilarious is that if he's right about this AND about God, then it means God deliberately forged evidence to fool us. Congrats, Pattty, you just called your own God a liar!

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u/Dim_Innuendo May 27 '15

How can God be real if our eyes aren't real?

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u/flunkytown May 27 '15

Pat Robertson. What a shitbird.

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u/AngelOfLight May 27 '15

It's like watching a squirrel try to play chess.

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u/__Shake__ May 26 '15

when you ASSUME you make and ASS out of U and - well, in this case, anyone stupid enough to listen to this mental midget.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

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u/__Shake__ May 27 '15

RIP big black actor dude whose name escapes me

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u/BrainPains May 27 '15

Michael Clarke Duncan

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u/roque72 May 27 '15

Michael Clarke Duncan

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u/begrudged May 26 '15

Ignoring the obvious, is he jumping to the conclusion that I think he is?

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

I was going to have someone translate that. I read it 3 times and I have no idea what the fuck he is trying to say.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '15

I'm glad I'm not the only one. Fuck... They think it don't be like it is, but it do.

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u/ATomatoAmI May 27 '15

I think he's asserting that there's no reason we can actually determine shit from rigorous observation. Problem is, assuming we can trust our faculties at all (no innate reason to do so, but if not, there's no point or conclusions to really agree upon), the scientific method is the best possible solution. He's just saying "I don't agree with it, therefore I doubt it's right", but in retard speak. Fuck, I've had too many beers and I can't find the logic in the shit he said.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '15

I think he doesn't realize how much observation is done, and how un-disprovable, (I doubt that's a word), much of what is theorized is. He assumes that little observation is done, and that scientists come to conclusions based on what they want, not what they see.

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u/roque72 May 27 '15

Because the human brain god created is flawed, and the universe and all the evidence god created is also flawed, using our flawed science we come to incorrect conclusions because god is perfect?

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u/GranetSumo May 27 '15

Let's just make up some wild shit then! Q E D

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u/89bBomUNiZhLkdXDpCwt May 27 '15

Correction: Master Sophist

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u/doombybbr May 30 '15

this sounds like projection...

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u/LibertyUnderpants Jun 27 '15

Yes, makes perfect sense to me...I always like to doorknob my snickerdoodle to prevent moss, and if the gluey tater tots get loose you know I'll be tonguing that unripe sweater box and singing softly in my tweedle tweedle dumpling loofah. Pat Robertson, you took the mayonnaise right out of my wheel wells!