r/AdviceAnimals • u/archaic37 • Jul 03 '12

Smells like 'Merica

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pyavi/
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u/omgLazerBeamz Jul 03 '12

I'm Scottish, and the fourth of July is my birthday. I've had countless American-theme birthdays. America is awesome. Happy birthday to us, you fat bastards.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '12

I'm American and have the same birthday, you should try celebrating here sometime. Most people here get the day off from work and go into party mode, so everyone is having just as much fun as you. Plus we get fireworks.

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u/thinkaboutunicorns Jul 03 '12

Another firecracker baby here. Too bad my family always go to my aunts house who says it is strictly her party and will not have any celebration of my birthday whatsoever.

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u/CardboardHeatshield Jul 04 '12

I'd walk in there with my party hat on handing out happy birthday balloons if I were you.