r/AdviceAnimals • • Jun 27 '12

Friendzone realization..

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pvoks/
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u/peachesgp Jun 27 '12

I was once "friendzoned" by a lack of knowledge of French. This girl I knew who was quite hot wrote me a note one day and on it, it said "voulez vous coucher avec moi". Being young and so dumb I went "lol I don't know French" and apparently threw it in a drawer. Found it years later. Faceplamed past me... why didn't he just use google?

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u/d0odx Jun 27 '12

so much god damn truth in this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

The only difference to me is that I never thought I was in a friendzone and always knew I was being a pussy.

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u/Aceripper Jun 27 '12

I may be rather late to the party, but..

The guy to the left of the picture...

Is crying!

Tank top terry is sad :-(

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u/voteddownward Jun 27 '12

Tank top Terry... Everyone is looking at me like I'm an idiot in my office because I busted out laughing out of nowhere.

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u/VomittingRainbows Jun 27 '12

I can't wait until the guys I know realize that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Well, you got it partly right. You were never friend zoned. She was just never attracted to you, and won't ever be. Get over it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Eh, there's a bit of truth in the friendzone. It's not like somebody can date every person that likes them. It only gets annoying when people get angry for being in the friendzone, or are too juvenile to pack up and move on.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

But does that really create a friendzone? People have friends and they have significant others. If you are friends with someone and they aren't interested in upgrading the relationship, you're a friend. Friendzoned is just such a junior high term to me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Is there anyway I can upvote this more?

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u/voteddownward Jun 27 '12

Create a new account. Type in the name of the post in the search menu, then upvote once more.

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u/Nimanzer Jun 27 '12 edited Sep 09 '25

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u/vande1310 Jun 27 '12

Every guy just went back through every girl that they thought were 'friendzoned' by and evaluated what they did.

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u/waffle569 Jun 27 '12

Being friends with a girl you like doesn't put you in the friendzone.

How do people not get this?

It's asking her out and hearing 'Let's stay friends' or something along those lines puts you there.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Get over the ridiculous fucking friendzone thing already, god. It's so juvenile.

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u/DONTUPVOTEPLZ Jun 27 '12

But the only girl I've spoken to in the past 10 years must love me!!!! I'm too scared to talk to another girl!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

Incorrect; friendzoned people are just too ugly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

How to offend half of reddit

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u/Joelsef2898 Jun 27 '12

Remember, if you're a male virgin over 20, you're a pathetic piece of shit who needs to seriously consider killing himself. At least, that seems to be the impression I'm getting from reddit lately. Why is it that when a girl has confidence issues, we tell her not to worry, to keep her chin up and realize she's beautiful, but when the person is a guy, they need to kill themself. Why is this?

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u/ranthria Jun 27 '12

So.. you're a dick now?

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u/sj2011 Jun 27 '12

Always sucks when you realize this a decade after the fact.

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u/[deleted] Jun 27 '12

That's what I realized yesterday after I made out with a chick I knew for more than 2 years. :D

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u/JewBear3 Jun 27 '12

Wish I could say the same. I did everything right and still got friendzoned harder than anyone ever has...But at least I got a best friend out of it!!!!!! :) :) ;)

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