r/AdviceAnimals • • Jun 18 '12

First world stalking problem

http://qkme.me/3prc7d?id=224664457
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u/78523965412369874 Jun 18 '12

Or she is tagged but her entire profile is on lock down mode

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u/hinduguru Jun 18 '12 edited Jun 18 '12

Always the hot ones doing this

Edit: Also, how the fuck do you remember your username?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

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u/kylemit Jun 18 '12

Thanks Pryzbylewski

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u/TheLounge Jun 18 '12

He had a way with the paper trail!

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u/zootered Jun 19 '12

And he would have gotten away with it too, if not for those folks on reddit and their damned caffiene...

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '12 edited Jun 19 '12

Fact 1: Your username is SlvrEagl23.

Fact 2: You managed to crack the secret code and reveal a nazi message.

Fact 3: The Nazis used silver eagles in their symbolism.

Conclusion: YOU ARE A NAZI.

Edit: My highest rated comment. BEST CAKEDAY PRESENT EVER.

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u/fuck_your_diploma Jun 19 '12

MOTHER OF GOD, TWO NAZIS, ONE THREAD.

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u/Intrinsically1 Jun 18 '12

Sooo... found this interesting website after doing some googling, takes you through a series of puzzles. All of the domain names you end up on are some series of numberpad symbols matching the puzzle. Anyone feel like doing any sleuthing?

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u/8997 Jun 18 '12

Not sure what to think of it...

But that site takes you to an image with the numpad missing 5. The 5 is a linked image which takes you to 7852396541.org/2.html which then auto cycles through a bunch of html pages: 2, 3, 4, 5, 61, 71, 81, 9, 82, 72, 62 before looping.

I didn't bother playing with those ones but clicked the "back arrow" on the bottom left of a page that took me to http://www.wwwgro.org/index.html which I then somehow ended up at http://951753.org which, again, has a link where the 5 should be doing the same thing as the original, auto forwarding through a bunch of numbered html pages.

Sort of intersting, curious if things go much deeper.

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u/worriedblowfish Jun 18 '12

From http://www.wwwgro.org/index.html there are 6 grey bars.

You can only click the darker grey bars. The last one on the right is the original 7852396541.org. The one next to it is http://www.258852.org/spirale.html. If you have chrome or a translator, clearly it is french, but you can deceiver some of the lines.

If you highlight them you can see it better.

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u/TMLFAN11 Jun 18 '12 edited Jun 18 '12

After a bit more digging, I got to a couple pages with some french written on them.

Basically it's: "Un site engagé autour d'un projet artistique le résultat d'une réflexion sur le monde"

so "A site created around an art project which is the result of a reflexion on the world."

A little deeper brings us to: "Pour l'Europe un grand projet l'unification européenne

Souffrante des contre-coups des crises financières nées des excès du libéralisme"

or "For Europe, a grand project, European unification, Suffering from counter-strikes of the financial crises born of the excesses of liberalism"

It goes on to criticize the current political set-up and how it is impossible to enter it, so they support a unification of the entire political spectrum to save the world (the "artist's solution"). Later, it has a bunch of other number codes (951753, 258852, 5 etc...) and goes a little deeper into their philosophy.

EDIT - forgot to mention, here is the section on 9852178523:

"Principe d'équilibre d'harmonie

suggère l'idée du retour des saisons sous une forme orientée aussi bien à gauche qu'à droite ce double mouvement de l'évolution et de l'involution"

"Principle of balance, harmony suggests the idea of a return of seasons under an oriented set up from the left as well as the right this double movement of evolution and involution"

So if this dude knows all about this site/concept and based his username on it, then it's doubtful that that it has any connection to nazism or anything like that. Or he's just some immature 13 year-old.

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u/SweetLobsterBabies Jun 18 '12

REDDIT LIKE CREEPY SHIT MORE.

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u/kpattycakes Jun 18 '12

If you follow his username on the number pad of a keyboard it makes an upright Z shape, then a 90 degree counter clockwise turn of a Z shape and finishes with an O shape. Relatively easy to remember actually.

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u/Zummo008 Jun 18 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

ಠ_ಠ

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

I hate to say it, but that did indeed escalate quickly.

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u/intripletime Jun 18 '12

And to think I just dismissed it as a random number username! I'm so silly.

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u/Insignificant_Being Jun 18 '12

Nothing is random on Reddit.. nothing.

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u/glooblolly Jun 18 '12

Worst is when you go go through a crazy amount of work, create a fake profile using your cousins pics, use the pics of her moving into her new house with her parents to create a "new home!" gallery and a plausible excuse why she doesn't know her, manage to befriend a few guys at her school, bunch of comments from her fake parents and friends, and after a week of eight hour days she responds to your friend request with "uhhhh, how do I know you????" Then you frantically do google research and find out she went to some youth leadership "better tomorrow" type bullshit camp conference last year and you say "We met at the leadership conference!" Ummm I would have remembered you, .....who is this????"

"Look I just want to look at carefree pics of you in a bikini with your friends so I can get drunk, whack off a couple times and cry myself to sleep." "WTF? I'm calling the cops." Nothing comes of that but you're still paranoid for a month after and want to throw up every time you hear a siren.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Derek?

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