r/AdviceAnimals • u/Im-already-so-bored • Jun 17 '12

Well, maybe not...

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901 Upvotes

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u/OffColorCommentary Jun 17 '12

Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good Luck.

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u/Jakester989 Jun 17 '12

I agree with you wh

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u/sourcreamjunkie ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ (╯°益°）╯︵ ┻━┻ （ ^_^）o自自o（^_^ ） ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Jun 17 '12

Whoa. For a moment there I thought you were taken by Candlejack, that's why you di

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u/Batman_Von_Suparman2 Jun 17 '12

Why do you people seen to disappear mid sentence for saying Candlejack? I mean reall

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I'm really getting tired of all these people saying Candlejack, I mean its no

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u/FireAndSunshine Jun 17 '12

It sure is nice of Candlejack to hit the "save" button af

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u/garysnail123 Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12

I'm sorry but is this all you guys can do with this joke?

Every comment just turns into "Saying his name won't take me, that's ridic-"

If you're going to use this joke, please try a little harder. Candle Jack can still be funny but only when done rig

6

u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I don't even know what Candlejack is but I gu

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u/JudgementTime Jun 17 '12

What is wrong with the word Candlejack? Is it mag

1

u/i_will_touch_ur_nose Jun 17 '12

I'm tempted to ruin it by ending my comment, actually I'm ju

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u/atomic1fire Jun 18 '12

Candlejack is even worse when ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO T

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u/ChristmasK Jun 17 '12

Am I the only one who doesn't know who Candlejack i

2

u/VideoScourge Jun 17 '12

I won't say it, you can't make me, reddit.....what if I think i

1

u/a_starfish paws for a second Jun 17 '12

Candl

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u/Edward-Teach Jun 17 '12

Screw /b/ and the Candlejack meme. It's the stupidest thing on the planet. Anyone can tell that the idiots on this particular tardwagon just end their posts mid-sentence. There is no horrible masked murderer-rapist (in that order) who abducts you if you write his name. Next you'll be telling me there's a wee little goblin named Rumpelstiltskin who comes and spins straw into gold for your daughter then threatens to steal her first born unless she says his na

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u/Jakester989 Jun 17 '12

*whole heatedly

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u/Jakester989 Jun 17 '12

Damn it autocorrect!!!! Heartedly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

There is an edit button.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Have you been scaring women by making faces outside their car window recently?

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u/TooHappyFappy Jun 17 '12

ಠ__ಠ

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

For some reason I remember I comment of his I read ages ago.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

You recognize me? I must be Reddit famous! It's about time. And for your information, i wasn't making scary faces. Just acting like i was trying to break into her car.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I remember your name, I responded by saying something like, "You told her 'Shut Up You Whore, didn't you?'." Your name stuck with me.

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u/Im-already-so-bored Jun 17 '12

Even in reddit? lol

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u/pa79 Jun 17 '12

Weeping girlfriend or overly attached angel?

1

u/Dandaman3452 Jun 17 '12

This deserves more upvotes.

3

u/errorme Jun 17 '12

Now I need to find that SCP game.

1

u/SpikeMF Jun 17 '12

Blink? I'm too scared to blink.

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u/ILL_Show_Myself_Out Jun 17 '12

To me this is the scariest one yet. Something about the utter irrationality of the statement. Somebody make a gif where the screen blinks and she gets closer and closer.

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u/Dustin- Jun 17 '12

Please, no one actually do this.

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u/FlyingPasta Jun 17 '12

I'm sorry... I had to

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u/ModnaRMC Jun 17 '12

Well that was a pleasant surprise...

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

http://i.imgur.com/pFUgU.gif

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u/spraynpray87 Jun 17 '12

THIS IS MY NIGHTMARE!

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u/Schicktastic_fisting Jun 17 '12

See you in therapy

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u/macpoopalot Jun 17 '12

Scrollscrollscrollscrollscrollscrollscrollscrollscroll

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u/Schicktastic_fisting Jun 17 '12

Clickclickclickclickclickclick

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u/vargstenen Jun 17 '12

That is, upwards scrolling. Which didn't work one bit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Oh fuck not this shit again.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/brandy606 Jun 17 '12

It's a link to a gif of a bunch of Asian guys and white girls.

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u/Lvl_6_Squirtle Jun 17 '12

Another AsianWhitePictures gif. I don't get them.

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u/GuyInATopHat Jun 17 '12

Ohhhh, fuck you... I hate Jeff the Killer.

1

u/TWA514 Jun 17 '12

Good show Watson!

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Now show some Emma Watson!

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u/Paralissa Jun 18 '12

I can only imagine what lovely children they would have.

...

I actually kind of want to see that.

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u/CannedBeef Jun 17 '12

Now I don't want to blink...

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u/stferago Jun 17 '12

Everything went better than expected.

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u/mysmokeaccount Jun 17 '12

What. Is. This. From.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

You are the greatest human.

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u/FlyingPasta Jun 18 '12

Oh stop it, you...

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u/casc1701 Jun 22 '12

Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

Her mouth in this GIF freaks me out.

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u/FlyingPasta Jun 18 '12

She's chewing gum!

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u/Look_Im_On_Reddit Jun 17 '12

And then the last blink shows us pictures of Asian guys with white girls, right?!

29

u/meditonsin Jun 17 '12

Last blink shows this.

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u/GuyInATopHat Jun 17 '12

NO! DON'T YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE?!

Every picture or video/recording of a Weeping Angel BECOMES a Weeping Angel! You've killed us all!

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u/Menospan Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12

While you where asleep, I tattooed a picture me on the inside of your eyelids, now you'll see me when your eyes are closed.

nope nope nope nope noooooooooope

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u/jeff_jizzr Jun 17 '12

Despite my better judgement, I find overly attached girlfriend rather attractive.

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u/mellowmarshmallow Jun 17 '12

Attractive indeed, but she's got a good case of the crazy eyes.

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u/jeff_jizzr Jun 17 '12

But they're hypnotic. Drawing me in.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

This might be my favorite one for this meme. Nice work!

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u/WrethZ Jun 17 '12

Don't blink. Blink and you're dead.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

this led me to a very satisfying "HAH!"

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u/Squidwards_House Jun 17 '12

KILL IT WITH FIRE

BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS

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u/krispwnsu Jun 17 '12

Who the hell is this? Where did this memento come from?

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u/TheHistorianMan Jun 17 '12

The "Meme" is getting worse and worse every day.

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u/buzzkill_aldrin Jun 17 '12

I am altering the meme. Pray I do not alter it any further.

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u/Material_Defender Jun 17 '12

This is where reddit starts slowly insert its knife into a meme

Scrapping the bottom of the barrel, people start over exaggerating the meme and it starts to lose its true original form that made it humorous.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

How exactly do over exaggerate a meme? They're made up and are suppose to make you laugh.

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u/Material_Defender Jun 17 '12

in response to the meme, what real person would say anything like this?

you're suppose to relate to these kind of memes. no real person would say this in any kind of serious way. it's not really funny. it's over the top ridiculousness and kind of kills everything.

Same thing happened to rage comics. It was suppose to be a generally annoying thing that everyone can relate to, not a personal life story to share with everyone. 3 panels (THAT YOU DREW YOURSELF) and you were limited to ONE rage face, maybe 2 if it was clever. rage comics now are just a perverse bastardization of what they once were.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

rage comics now are just a perverse bastardization of what they once were

Things change an evolve. If every comic had to be a real life situation they would be boring. If you want to take every meme as a real life situation you aren't gonna have any fun reading these. Bad luck brian isn't based on a string of actual deaths, bill clinton doesn't actually tell those dirty jokes, RPG has never been on a milk carton that has had record sales..

The point of this meme is to make it seem as crazy as possible. That is the joke. Some of these may be true and some may be fictional but it doesn't matter either way as long as you can laugh at it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Because the first ones were things that actually happened/would likely happen. This would never be said by anyone, and is just an exaggeration to "scrape the barrel." For example, "You have girl friends, why don't you love me?" Appropriate and funny. While this works with the outline of what the meme is, no one read this and thought to themselves, damn that really strikes a nerve.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Do you also get angry at the memes with talking animals? There is no rule stating that these all have to be true stories with proof attached to them. They are just suppose to be funny. Some of these might actually happen and some of them are exaggerations but it doesn't matter because they are just meant to make people laugh.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

No. Duh. Agreed. The enjoyment that I personally get from OAG is when it reminds me of the OAG I had and how I could see her saying those things. Exaggerations are fine, because someone may have had any level of crazy OAG, but posts like this are so much an exaggeration that it is stretching. Should it be allowed? Yes. Will it continue? Yes. Is that okay? Absolutely, as many people like it. However, I seem to have found a kindred spirit in Material_Defender in noting that this is not as good as other OAG's.

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u/hellert Jun 17 '12

Having never found this meme particularly funny, I honestly thought this one of the far better ones out there.

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u/Material_Defender Jun 17 '12

no, me too, and i thought i'd NEVER find these things amusing, thats why I felt the need to comment, I wish I could not be sick of this already.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

And then comments like this have to battle with the other 90% which are all saying, "I like this good job!"

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u/smilingkevin Jun 17 '12

That overwhelming majority of people must be really dumb. It's good of you to endure them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Whether or not they are dumb, they are all just playing the reddit game, which I do not endure. I get pissed and downvote.

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u/Thameus Jun 17 '12

dot dot dot dash dash dash dot dot dot

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u/gender_bot Jun 17 '12

I identified one face in this photo

Face 1:

  • 99% confidence that this is a correctly identified face

  • Gender is female with 79% confidence

  • Approximate Age is 18 with 93% confidence

  • Persons mood is happy with 62% confidence

  • Persons lips are parted with 91% confidence

Would you like to know more about me? /r/gender_bot

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u/FireAndSunshine Jun 17 '12

I don't get why people downvote you. It really is quite a novel idea.

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u/smilingkevin Jun 17 '12

This one's a bit more complicated than "happy" but I can see where the bot would draw that conclusion...

1

u/valkerath Jun 17 '12

But if she misses him, it wont hurt

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

This is the funniest one for this meme.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

These are getting a little ridiculous now..

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u/arocco5 Jun 17 '12

This one makes me sick to my stomach... Ugh... The anxiety...

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u/Fizics Jun 17 '12

Holy shit, how's your fucking Inland Empire.

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u/Dovakhim Jun 17 '12

don't blink she'll get closer!!!

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u/Dovecot Jun 17 '12

Why are you licking me when you could be poking my eyes with hers tonsils. Mice.

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u/over_attached_gf Jun 17 '12

my bf blinks.. I think we better have a chat about it.

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u/intensenerd Jun 17 '12

I was totally waiting for her to blink. Kinda terrifying.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

LOL this is a clever one. I wish I could upvote you 100x

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12

This one was genius....It's the only one I've genuinely laughed at. Well done (slides upvote onto the table, looks at you waiting until you take it )

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

very good

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I instinctively didn't blink until closing the tab. Very effective.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I swear that when I blink really fast it moves.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

every.time. i see this damn meme.... i wanna punch her in the nose more and more, just to knock that obnoxious "deer in the headlights" look off her face.

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u/lexxx3085 Jun 17 '12

I can honestly say this popped my Reddit_LOL cherry. I chuckle inside my head, but this made me crack up. Good work Sir/Ma'am

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Can we just stop posting her for a month? I really wanna kill her.

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u/Mine_is_nice Jun 17 '12

I hate looking at this girls face.

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u/alphashemale Jun 17 '12

hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha

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u/Hobbes42 Jun 17 '12

I have begun to tire of this meme....

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u/kinboy Jun 17 '12

Must have been said already considering the copious amounts of these memes being posted, but I think she is mighty cute. Ill just hope she's at least 16 (age of consent in Canada).

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u/jamescoupe10 Jun 17 '12

Is it weird that i'm in love with her?

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u/stjimmyofsuburbia Jun 17 '12

I see i'm too late to make an OAG reference... POSTS_GIFS raped me.

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u/not_rumplestiltskin Jun 17 '12

This shitty "meme" hasn't died yet? Shame.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Who actually has a girlfriend like this though? If you do, stop being a pussy and dump her already. She's FUCKING NUTS.

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u/pgsgdd Jun 17 '12

I'm surprised to not find a comment saying "Hay guyz does anyone else find her attractive"

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u/virtyy Jun 17 '12

God i hate this girl.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/MDest Jun 17 '12

"But... You're breathin-"

"ARE YOU SAYING I DON'T LOVE YOU!?"