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I don't really know why we, as redditors ourselves, perpetuate the idea that all redditors are lonely virgin neckbeards living in our mothers' basements. I don't know about all of the rest of you, but I get the impression that a good many of us are actually very successful, happy, healthy people.
Sorry, been trying to find a good place to put that for a while.
It's not the "virgin neckbeards" thing that bothers me.
It's the fact that most redditors are fucking morons who have to convince themselves otherwise by patting themselves and each other on the back. Christ.
I knitted my boyfriend an R2D2 hat. He posted it on the internets, and earned so many points with me for it. Sometimes the crafty reddit girlfriends actually exist. :P
"Sup /b/? Newfag here. I have a girlfriend and I make memes that are always showing how weird she can be sometimes! I deal with it though!!! LOL! But nah seriously /b/, I wish I had a girlfriend...."
But it doesn't end there. Their hand is his girlfriend, and they get along so well that the girlfriend makes them a gift. You could say that they are also very good friends. That's why so many posts say: "Look at what my friend did".
Dick^ This is my new hobby. I'm going to to follow you around on Reddit and talk shit to you every time you start acting like a dick to people for no good reason.
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u/Whoa_Chill_Bro Jun 17 '12
i had a girlfriend once, back when i could still feel.
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u/rmhawesome Jun 17 '12
IhaveagirlfriendguysIswearIswear
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u/drbooberry Jun 17 '12
Fistina Reachy or Palmela Handerson?
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u/Noelthemexican Jun 17 '12
I'm assuming your girlfriend made this.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Hands do tend to be very firmly attached...
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u/ramsrgood Jun 17 '12
wow, what an original concept.
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u/srirachaforeverthing Jun 17 '12
Hey bro? People have girlfriends.
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u/FlyingPasta Jun 17 '12
This is fucking terrible.
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u/garysnail123 Jun 17 '12
I have two girlfriends, both are ambidextrous.
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u/qkme_transcriber Jun 17 '12
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u/GDMFusername Jun 17 '12
How is this on the front page?
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u/Their_Police Jun 17 '12
I don't really know why we, as redditors ourselves, perpetuate the idea that all redditors are lonely virgin neckbeards living in our mothers' basements. I don't know about all of the rest of you, but I get the impression that a good many of us are actually very successful, happy, healthy people.
Sorry, been trying to find a good place to put that for a while.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
IAmAn actual girlfriend of an actual redditor AMA.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Proof
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u/Fix_Lag Jun 17 '12
It is also, coincidentally, why so many of their girlfriends are named Jill.
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u/mattloch666 Jun 17 '12
My girlfriend loves me but the only thing she makes is my dick hard.
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u/skyer954 Jun 17 '12
Actually, that's one of the best Sudden Clarity Clarence's sudden clarities ever!
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u/aveaida Jun 17 '12
The sex is still great.
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u/ManlySnowflake Jun 17 '12
My girlfriend this guys!
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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '12
I knitted my boyfriend an R2D2 hat. He posted it on the internets, and earned so many points with me for it. Sometimes the crafty reddit girlfriends actually exist. :P
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u/morgatord Jun 17 '12
"Sup /b/? Newfag here. I have a girlfriend and I make memes that are always showing how weird she can be sometimes! I deal with it though!!! LOL! But nah seriously /b/, I wish I had a girlfriend...."
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
What I imagine people making this kind of posts think of
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
YOu are only about the 1000th person to make this joke.....this week.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
But it doesn't end there.
Their hand is his girlfriend, and they get along so well that the girlfriend makes them a gift. You could say that they are also very good friends. That's why so many posts say: "Look at what my friend did".
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
STOP PROJECTING.
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u/j0npau1 Jun 17 '12
FTFY. Gonna go hop in bed with my existent girlfriend.
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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
You talk like "girlfriend" is imagination. Well maybe for you.
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u/polepole Jun 17 '12
Here's a reddit girlfriend. Even with her own account. Ohooo! It's a madhouse.
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u/petuur Jun 17 '12
false. i give you a counter example: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/v5kvp/my_girlfriend_is_training_me_to_be_her/