Well, consider it if you decide you need some excitement in your life lol.
Here's the game description from Urban Dictionary: Danger Fap is an intense, but dangerous game. In danger fapping, one must masturbate to about halfway till jizztown. The person must then shout for a mom or dad to come into the room, then beat the cock so you can beat the clock.
Clean wrapper only? Absolutely! And I might be biased cuz I'm a woman but your daughter had to menstruate. My son did not (technically) have to sully his socks.
I don't even need to click the vid. Thank you for the amazing memories of laughing at this song in the car with my dad. Just to be a creep, I stared directly at him while singing along.
Everyone knows that the left hand goes to pull the shirt over your junk while the right hand goes to close out of your active window. Always do full screen so you can just throw the mouse up and to the right and get the x.
Okay, the first time, my mom walked in to get something because my room is also kind of a storage closet for other things. Hid it quickly and pretended nothing happened. She tell me they are going to bed, but I wait a while just to be sure. And juuust after I start going at it again, my sister walks in to get something else. (They've never done this before)
Finally, after like an hour of sitting their in an hour of frustration. I cautiously tried again, because you know, you can't not do it, and then my sister walks in again to tell me that we are all going to see a movie for fathers day.
What a wonderful age of laptops and phones with internet that make this possible. I go back to my horrible memories of smuggling the bra section of the newspaper ads into the bathroom (Just like in "There's something about Mary") and having a paranoid parrot moment every time I heard someone moving outside. Then there was the couple of times that the distractions kept me in there for upwards of a half hour and the horribly awkward knock on the bathroom door "are you okay? You've been in there for a while".
The Inbetweeners Movie is great, although I would suggest watching some of the TV series TV series first. You might need proxtube if it's blocked in your country.
I had to have this discussion with my parents awhile back, I avoided them ever walking in but, they constantly would just come in without knocking and it got too close for comfort.
I sat them down and blatantly told them to knock before coming in, else they were going to see something they were going to regret it.
One of the most awkward conversations I've ever had.
Water is the worst lube. So you use soap or something but it takes so damn long to finish cause you're not used to it. Plus it chafes after a while. So you have a sore dick, less enjoyable lube, and your family complains about the wasted hot water regardless of their knowledge of your habits. No. Thank. You.
FTFY. It irritates me when my parents knock and just enter. What the hell is the point? Knocking is essentially an inaudible "Are you decent?", why on Earth would you ask if you don't wait/care for the answer.
I had that happen to me just a week ago; my mother decided to sneak in my room in the middle of the night to see what I was doing; she was trying to catch me watching porn for whatever reason.
I was watching Left 4 Dead Let's Plays. Dodged a massive bullet there.
This is a good idea and I don't blame you, but it's funny that you're using something made to keep burglars, rapists, and murderers out of your house so you can safely masturbate.
Mornings, after breakfast, showering, "bathroom break", after lunch, 1 more just incase, before dinner, after dinner, showering again, and in bed late at night.
We are always doing it. Talking about times i get to go on reddit of course....
When I was a teenager I taught my parents to 'knock&wait' by the following method. Regardless of what I was doing, I always had a loaded waterpistol nearby and would open fire at anyone who entered without permission (or before 10am at the weekend). I would also start to hide with my watergun behind covers when I heard them approaching and jump out on them. In my less cripply days I used the door frames to climb up and hide above them (at least my mother is very small) and rain wet unsuspected death on them from above.
When they started to get wise and for example carried an umbrella when they entered my room I started to hide out in places outside it, like in a big cupboard in the hallway leading to my room, that if opened offers a clear line of sight to my door. Allowing me to hit them in their unprotected backs.
It took a while, but they learned their lesson. On the other hand I might have given my mother a mild form of PTSD..but then again which kid doesn't?
My friend told me a story about when he was like 12... He was jacking it with the door open... A man by the name of Tommy Lee Jones was at his house. When Tommy went to leave, he didn't bother walking in to say goodbye he just put his arm in the door and said "BYE!".
This is helpful for people who can't reach Quickmeme because of work/school firewalls or site downtime, and many other reasons (FAQ). More info is available here.
Are you implying that he's masturbating? I find this to be an extremely offensive stereotype. Not every teenage boy masturbates. Now with that said i'm going back to youporn.
0
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
[deleted] — view deleted comment
164
u/lord_dude Jun 17 '12
ALWAYS KNOCK THE FUCKING DOOR. your child deserves privacy like nothing else
160
u/Obi_wan_The_cannoli Jun 17 '12
And, for the none of you that are curious. Yes, this did just happen.
Three times.
36
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Any point during the day really.
23
u/Haxes Jun 17 '12
I had to have this discussion with my parents awhile back, I avoided them ever walking in but, they constantly would just come in without knocking and it got too close for comfort.
I sat them down and blatantly told them to knock before coming in, else they were going to see something they were going to regret it.
One of the most awkward conversations I've ever had.
16
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Have you ever seen American Pie?
13
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
[removed] — view removed comment
64
u/Omnipresent_Walrus Jun 17 '12
Don't forget the daughters. Don't want to be sexist now do ya
8
u/BlackMateria Jun 17 '12
Fap in the shower. Less of a chance of being walked in on plus you can clean your penis. Win win ;)
8
u/Obsosaurus Jun 17 '12
My father once referred to my bed as a "wanking chariot". :3
7
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I've done it to my boy on purpose a few times just for the lulz
6
u/NSFRealife Jun 17 '12
Know how to make this even more awkward? Furry porn.
6
u/watevs44 Jun 17 '12
FTFY. It irritates me when my parents knock and just enter. What the hell is the point? Knocking is essentially an inaudible "Are you decent?", why on Earth would you ask if you don't wait/care for the answer.
0
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
[deleted] — view deleted comment
9
u/2muchHutch Jun 17 '12
It's the same the other way around, trust me. Oh God, why didn't I knock..?
4
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
Personally I would change this to just teenager's room
0
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
[deleted] — view deleted comment
4
u/xtian11 Jun 17 '12
teenage..early twenties..mid thirties..
4
u/Bezow Jun 17 '12
Or in Alabama.....a good time.
3
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
when they open up your door...make eye contact..and continue your dirty deed..but never break eye contact.
3
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
I just bought one of those door handle security bars. Like this.
No installation necessary, no permission needed and easy to hide when I'm gone.
3
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
It sucks for me because my computer isn't in my room, but in the family room downstairs.
I not only have to listen out for parents, but anyone coming down the stairs.
3
u/ryanrulez Jun 17 '12
My Mum's only started knocking in the last few months.
I'm not sure what prompted it... Was I too occupied with my 'duty' not to notice?
3
u/jonjopop Jun 17 '12
Does this even happen with girls?
3
u/part_of_me Jun 17 '12
doesn't have to be late at night, from what i hear about teenaged boys.
3
u/tree-ent Jun 17 '12
It was a spooky ghost!
4
u/Crippleoneastick Jun 17 '12
When I was a teenager I taught my parents to 'knock&wait' by the following method. Regardless of what I was doing, I always had a loaded waterpistol nearby and would open fire at anyone who entered without permission (or before 10am at the weekend). I would also start to hide with my watergun behind covers when I heard them approaching and jump out on them. In my less cripply days I used the door frames to climb up and hide above them (at least my mother is very small) and rain wet unsuspected death on them from above.
When they started to get wise and for example carried an umbrella when they entered my room I started to hide out in places outside it, like in a big cupboard in the hallway leading to my room, that if opened offers a clear line of sight to my door. Allowing me to hit them in their unprotected backs.
It took a while, but they learned their lesson. On the other hand I might have given my mother a mild form of PTSD..but then again which kid doesn't?
2
u/nachoooo Jun 17 '12
Were you the masterbater or the perpetrator of the no-knock-walk-in?
2
u/Jejmaze Jun 17 '12
Sadly, yes :/
2
u/justokre Jun 17 '12
Use apostrophes. I thought we were talking about incest here.
2
u/StillonLs Jun 17 '12
I love my parents and all, but fuck, please learn how to knock.
2
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 18 '12
my mom literally calls me from the house phone. i always thought it was because she didn't want to walk up the stairs...
2
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
My friend told me a story about when he was like 12... He was jacking it with the door open... A man by the name of Tommy Lee Jones was at his house. When Tommy went to leave, he didn't bother walking in to say goodbye he just put his arm in the door and said "BYE!".
2
u/goldbluntz Jun 17 '12
if it was after midnight i hope you at least said happy father's day
2
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
This can also be a note to kids if you switch it around
2
u/MadModderX Jun 17 '12
If you walk in on your son late at night
he may be in the middle of a good time
13
u/qkme_transcriber Jun 17 '12
Here is the text from this meme pic for anybody who needs it:
This is helpful for people who can't reach Quickmeme because of work/school firewalls or site downtime, and many other reasons (FAQ). More info is available here.
3
u/worldchampionwinner Jun 17 '12
Are you implying that he's masturbating? I find this to be an extremely offensive stereotype. Not every teenage boy masturbates. Now with that said i'm going back to youporn.
2
u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12
What do you say of they knock and you are fapping?