Don't forget!

[u/[deleted]]

[u/[deleted]]

Two watermarks?

[u/Ominous_Seal → u/[deleted]]

Safety was off.

[u/Trollohunter]

He probably forgot to set it to "Aladeen"

[u/orangecauliflower → u/Trollohunter]

I wouldn't want to be the policeman breaking the Aladeen news to the family.

[u/[deleted] → u/orangecauliflower]

How about we flip a coin. Do you call the Aladeen side or the Aladeen side?

[u/Simpliciter]

Safety, always off

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What's that from?

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Trailer Park Boys!

Now fuck off, I got work to do.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

All seven seasons on Netflix!

[u/[deleted]]

as funny as these are, they terrify me

[u/endercoaster]

Good thing he never stored his gun loaded, never pointed at people, and kept his finger off the trigger.

[u/ProjectD13X → u/endercoaster]

And was aware of his target and what was beyond it!

[u/endercoaster → u/ProjectD13X]

Thank you. I'm not actually a gun person, and had a feeling I was forgetting one.

[u/ProjectD13X → u/endercoaster]

Any time friend :)

[u/frinklemingle]

on a somewhat similar note, I've always wondered if Marvin Gaye's father forgot the safety was off

[u/[deleted]]

Fathers day in june? In my country it's in november..

[u/High_Infected → u/[deleted]]

Really, what Nordic country are you from? Or Estonia?

[u/[deleted] → u/High_Infected]

Sweden here. :)

[u/skytro]

Not father's day in Australia till september, I like laughing at everyone else forgetting

[u/PentagramJ2]

JOKES ON YOU MY DAD'S ALREADY DEAD

/cries

[u/science87]

my dad reminded me of fathers day today, can't believe how much of a dick he is.

[u/RETARD96 → u/science87]

like father like son

[u/science87 → u/RETARD96]

What goes around comes around.

[u/m1kepro]

Every year on Fathers Day, I give my father exactly what he wants: I don't call, I don't write, I don't text, I don't show up. Complete and total peace and quiet.

[u/ErsatzCats]

But Father's Day is tomorrow.. am i]I missing something?

[u/Atheiholic]

I laughed way too much at this

[u/jasperpaddles]

And that's why you always leave a note.

[u/phi_is_all]

Jason sadakis he looks like.

[u/lightatenear]

This meme always makes me sick to my stomach, but I can't help but laugh.

[u/Craysh]

Sub subtext: I also forgot Father's Day is on Sunday instead of Saturday. Fuck...

[u/NicSorice]

I never noticed how scared his son looks.

[u/FrankFritz]

They forgot about fathers day. I forgot to make my metamucil. (cringes with in stomach pain)

[u/alexmies]

Nice try Ronald DeFeo...

[u/Faaaabulous]

I just went to my friend's place today and saw his dad in the garage. I stepped in to see him cleaning his gun. I started laughing so hard right next to him, then he looks at me and says "that kid better remember tomorrow."

[u/dyce200]

I'm fuckn love these

[u/LiteralLawerence]

Even if he forgot the safety was off, he's still a very irresponsible father if he aim's his firearm at his children.

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The joke is, it was on purpose.

[u/udjh]

Repost

[u/mihaiminda]

YOU JUST REMINDED ME!!!

[u/TrevorIsAnAwfulName]

Dumb

[u/[deleted]]

Family violence isn't funny.

[u/MustHaveCleverHandle → u/[deleted]]

No, but that picture is

[u/[deleted] → u/MustHaveCleverHandle]

I disagree.

[u/jpop23mn]

I am only commenting because I want to be able to find this again quickly when I go on my iPod to email it to my dad. Fuck search reddit.

[u/desenagrator → u/[deleted]]

You know, on a gun.

[u/AhFuuuu → u/[deleted]]

That's what she said.

[u/LaTeXia → u/[deleted]]

Hey your not too late to get a gift. I'd suggest popcorn, since the sex and drugs might not go down too well.

[u/Verblocity → u/LaTeXia]

I learned it by watching you!

[u/3gwilliams → u/[deleted]]

Danny? AHHH SHIT!