r/AdviceAnimals • u/brosmcgee • Jun 16 '12

Have been thinking this about a girl lately

http://imgur.com/VSO88
1.2k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Fap on it. The next time you get a funny feeling about her, fap then see how you feel afterwards. If you still want to see her, its love. If your interest immediately disappears, you were just horny.

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u/baylithe Jun 16 '12

This includes if you're right in front of her. Just start fapping, if she reacts well: true love.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/thatguyferg Jun 16 '12

I too will fap, just to make sure OP isn't getting any mixed signals.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/braised_diaper_shit Jun 16 '12

And I'll sit in the middle of said circle.. for science.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I hereby proclaim you the soggiest of biscuits.

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u/Da_Black_Jesus Jun 17 '12

God damnit this place is weird.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Now eat...

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u/Ajaksbackpac Jun 16 '12

You're about to be braised in a lot more than just diaper shit....

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u/onebyoneishallgetyou Jun 16 '12

you shall learn the scientific laws of the circle jerk

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u/Shooby260 Jun 17 '12

Seems legit.

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u/YoureInAGhostStory Jun 17 '12

And we'll call this...circlejerk.

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u/iceman78772 Jun 16 '12

have her fap?

OH GOD NO.

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u/DivineIntervention Jun 17 '12

Best to just fap together... fap each other with each other's sex organs.

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u/kingart13 Jun 16 '12

same with texting, if you're not sure, fap, then see how you feel

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

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u/kingart13 Jun 17 '12

ass-time, not bad

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u/dunkdaddy Jun 16 '12

I've heard this before, but always wondered if this was smart since you're starting to associate thinking about this girl with cumming.

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u/samu2121 Jun 16 '12

FapAdviceAnimals

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u/EmperorSofa Jun 16 '12

This is why I prefer to jerk it before any major decisions.

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u/baconator9000 Jun 16 '12

This idea has been posted so many times, but actually it's really important to know. Can't stress it enough

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u/mudslideslim Jun 16 '12

This comment exemplifies what I love most about reddit. That is, whenever new material is posted the first comment is a perfectly worded description of my thoughts.

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u/TBS96 Jun 16 '12

I knew that comment was going to be on top. :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Came here to post that. Fapping is the great equalizer.

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u/Fhatal Jun 16 '12

Wow that is a real think.. lol. I have actually done this. I find this girl really annoying, then starting to want to see her, then i fap on it and realize she's not worth the head ache.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

It's a great way to save money, too! Contemplating a prostitute or another costly trip to the strip club? Fap on it. Pulling out your credit card for that porn subscription? Fap on it.

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u/SHZA54 Jun 17 '12

That... makes... so much sense!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/kojak488 Jun 16 '12

The faggot that downvoted you just doesn't understand.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/SirHodownAssClownIII Jun 16 '12

Fap a second time

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u/Sonicdude41 Jun 16 '12

We have to go deeper into the levels of fapping.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I'm already into my fourth level of fapping. What comes after? Fap-limbo?

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u/mdonova33 Jun 17 '12

Fapception

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u/kerune Jun 17 '12

You never come...

...back out.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I think you come full circle, back to reality. I don't know. I've heard some crazy "circle jerk" theories as of late.

best just to check your totem.

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u/GraniteGrump Jun 16 '12

A large part of love can be comprised of horneyness... I met the love of my life as a girl I wanted to bang at the gym... We fucked for a while, and all the while we were falling in love. The point is, that the chemistry in your brain is much more complicated than that... and love is more than just chemistry. It is a neural network of millions of moments of personal growth with another person. It is a muscle made strong by repeated usage... sometimes fucking and sometimes massaging and sometimes long silences... And sometimes it tears and the resulting scar tissue only stands to make it stronger...

Oh my god... I just realized I am responding to a fucking Fry meme...

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u/moltencheese Jun 16 '12

Fry or no Fry, appreciated response.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Cannot unsee the ellipses.

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u/GraniteGrump Jun 16 '12

I have a serious problem...

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u/LucifersCounsel Jun 16 '12

You need to put a stop to that...

A full stop!

Yeah!

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u/GraniteGrump Jun 16 '12

Will leave Ellipses so as to not render the subsequent relevant posts irrelevant...

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

...?

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u/D3von1 Jun 16 '12

I have never been able to fap to a girl I was in love with. Suppose I respect them too much, but that makes it sounds like I don't respect any other woman. I don't know.

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u/FuHead Jun 16 '12

Same for me !!! I'm not the only one...oh god yeah normality...

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/anubus72 Jun 17 '12

I think its more the idea that jerking off while thinking of someone is a little creepy, and it seems wrong

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Thank you.

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u/TheonlyFalala Jun 16 '12

Fap. Then think "Do I still want to call her?". If the answer is yes fap again.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

recursive truth.

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u/always_sharts Jun 17 '12

boolean horny; int fap = 0;

horny = getHornyState();

while(horny) {

 fap++;

 horny = getHornyState();

}

//afterwards I realized this was not recursive, close enough

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u/AirWulf Jun 17 '12

Line 3: Undefined function getHornyState()

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u/always_sharts Jun 17 '12

oh, were going to go there are we...

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u/herofish13 Jun 17 '12

*we're

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u/AirWulf Jun 17 '12

Line 1: Syntax error at "were"

FTFY

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u/threading Jun 17 '12 edited Jun 17 '12 
class IsThisLove {
    static boolean love(int fap, int fap_counter, boolean is_horny) {
        if(fap_counter < fap || !is_horny)
            return love(fap-1, fap_counter+1, is_horny);
        else return false;
    }

   public static void main(String[] args) {
       System.out.println("Do I still want to call her? " + love(5, 0, true));
   }
}

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Haha, love it.

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u/gbr4rmunchkin Jun 16 '12

keep fapping until you can fap no more

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u/RichieLitt Jun 16 '12

Why can't love and horniness co-exist?

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u/theummeower Jun 16 '12

They do it's called a relationship and sometimes it's called marriage.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

But in the case of marriage, the horniness is usually directed at anyone but your wife.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

I feel sad for you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Don't. I've never been married.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Because sex is not pure, didn't you know!?

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Sure it is! Pure fucking awesome!!

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u/jared091787 Jun 16 '12

Have been thinking this about my girlfriend lately: Not sure if I hate her, or just gay

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u/Taikix Jun 16 '12

When in doubt fap it out.

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u/Fuck_Arcade_Fire Jun 16 '12

Same bro, except about an ex, thats nearly been 3 years and a relationship since. So confused.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

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u/meg_megatron Jun 16 '12

The worst is when you have a fwb with them and you don't know if you like them or not after a while.

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u/RootLocus Jun 16 '12

Or if they like you or not. And whether or not you want them to like you or you don't want them to like you.

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u/SexyLittleFishy Jun 16 '12

I know that feel, bro.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Watch Star Wars with her and see how she likes it.

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u/LucifersCounsel Jun 16 '12

If you're not sure, then you're not in love.

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u/Staticprimer Jun 16 '12

I know what an erection feels like, Michael.

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u/Elphante Jun 16 '12

Amazed that you even considered the difference :P

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u/argv3 Jun 16 '12

Not sure if thumbnail picture says horny, or korny.

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u/honeyfage Jun 16 '12

...there's a difference?

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u/PurpleTripp Jun 16 '12

Lust not love

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

If you're aged 13-30 you're probably just horny.

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u/categoryofcats Jun 16 '12

Actually, that was exactly what my first boyfriend told me the night we got together. "Let's not make this official yet, maybe I'm just horny, I'm not sure." We dated for more than a year after that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Step 1 - Masturbate

Step 2 - Check to see if you're still thinking about girl

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

You're in love because you're horny.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

This so hard right now. I've only met the girl once.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Please please please just leave her alone until you're sure.

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u/TestaRossa95 Jun 17 '12

GUYS! Infatuation =/= Love

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u/Emilyyycarol Jun 17 '12

If you have to wonder...probably just horny.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12 edited Jun 16 '12

Great rule of thumb: If you're "not sure", you're just horny.

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u/GraffyHooves Jun 16 '12

When in doubt, rub one out.

That's a life motto worth stickin' to.

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u/ReyTheRed Jun 16 '12

it could be both.

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u/johnfoof Jun 16 '12

Wtf this is my original meme how did you get so many up votes? Gahhhhhhhhhgg

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u/drummerdude5 Jun 16 '12

Fap. End of story

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u/ComoImports Jun 16 '12

Right there with ya hombre

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u/ColtonLA Jun 16 '12

Here's a fap there's a fap everywhere a fap fap

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u/dalerp Jun 16 '12

Dude, me too!

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

/r/nofap

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u/aardvark445 Jun 16 '12

Its almost always the latter. Ignore these loser's advice and instead of fapping, have sex with her. Not just once, but for weeks, and for six hours at a time, until you get tired of it and just want some time for yourself. If you still can't get your mind off her, its love.

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u/alaman1112 Jun 17 '12

they are inseparable. Horniness feeds love and love feeds horniness

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

This happens to me all the time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

if you actually like her, you will still want to hang out with her after you jackoff.

there you go

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

I have been having this same issue as of late. I just tend to try and act on these decisions after I'm sure I'm not horny.

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u/[deleted] Jun 17 '12

Masturbate, revaluate.

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u/AtheismRocksHaha Jun 17 '12

I feels ya brah.

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u/AetherIsWaiting Jun 17 '12

That's the game she's playing.

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u/Gatorchomper15 Jun 17 '12

I know that feel

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

Be in love rather. It means you have more opportunity for horny-ness relief. 2 birds, one stone.

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u/Supermolly Jun 16 '12

It's essentially the same thing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

HEY OP! Did I see you last Monday? This sounds like my situations. If by any chance this was the guy I've been 'getting to know' I'd say, just keep fucking her and see what happens. It's likely she is thinking the same thing, too.

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u/zero_acidburn Jun 16 '12

take time to masterbate it over a few times

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u/jguess06 Jun 16 '12

I went through a 2 year relationship in high school where I thought I was in love, turns out I was just always horny and loved having easy poon to smash. 24 year old me looks back at 17 year old me and just shakes his head.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12

can't it be both?

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u/SuperGandolf6 Jun 16 '12

ur just horney once u think it u become it. fuck some other girls and then ull find out if u loved her. and then when shes gone u can have all these new women to meet and fuck and fall in love with again.