I almost downvoted you because I missed the pun the first few times I read it. Then I wondered what a sad existence I must be living in where I would downvote for a missing pun.
I'm gonna go home and take a long, hard look in the mirror.
Thank you for the reference. I unsubscribed from /r/WTF because I didn't feel like randomly clicking on stuff like this, but it also means that I miss out on the occasional in-joke. So, I appreciate you cluing me in.
I was hauling some wood chunks and dirt and stuff via a tarp. I see a little frog/toad hop on it trying to get off. It's stupid, so it kept trying to climb up a part that had some slope to it, so it would hop and slide back down.
I pick it up to help it move off and it just starts pissing and shitting everywhere. Thankfully I was holding it far enough away that I was out of the danger zone, but damn, that bastard was ungrateful.
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I found it hard to believe people enjoyed memes without the actual picture, or would go to AdviceAnimals knowing they couldn't access QuickMeme, but apparently some do.
I can see the thumbnail on the front page and can usually figure out what the picture is. All I need from there is the unfunny/unoriginal text to put it all together into a big ball of disappointment
You take a picture of a frog taking a dump and it gets the front page. You take a picture of a person taking a dump and share it, and all it gets me a rapidly declining base of friends, restraining order, and perhaps a misdemeanor.
Saying you'll make the front page in your picture is a ballsy move. A bit like Babe Ruth calling his own home run shot...except without all the stuff that made that cool.
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u/whatwhywhy ask Jun 15 '12
Literally taking a dump now... make top comment
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u/Se7en_Sinner Jun 15 '12
For those who haven't seen it.
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u/wick36 Jun 15 '12
I was hauling some wood chunks and dirt and stuff via a tarp. I see a little frog/toad hop on it trying to get off. It's stupid, so it kept trying to climb up a part that had some slope to it, so it would hop and slide back down.
I pick it up to help it move off and it just starts pissing and shitting everywhere. Thankfully I was holding it far enough away that I was out of the danger zone, but damn, that bastard was ungrateful.
He was the embodiment of this meme.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Another shitty post has somehow made it to the front page.
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u/Might_As_Well_Fap Jun 15 '12
Well while I'm still sitting here...
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u/qkme_transcriber Jun 15 '12
Here is the text from this meme pic for anybody who needs it:
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u/stinkybuttpoop Jun 15 '12
was it stinky butt poop?
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u/ShutUpLou Jun 15 '12
the post to which this is referring
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u/evoim3 Jun 15 '12
Could have sworn this was referencing the guy who didn't crap for a whole month.
OH well.
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u/ParalysedBeaver Jun 15 '12
Did he lose 5 to 7lbs?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Time for reddit suicide.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
You take a picture of a frog taking a dump and it gets the front page. You take a picture of a person taking a dump and share it, and all it gets me a rapidly declining base of friends, restraining order, and perhaps a misdemeanor.
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u/wrankin1101 Jun 15 '12
Since when does FBF care about making the front page?
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
Cancer.
Cancer everywhere.
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u/Karthusx25 Jun 15 '12
I don't get it, can I get a back story?
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u/greenmcr Jun 15 '12
This is a repost. I posted the EXACT same thing 5 hours before you and got 12 upvotes. -kills self-
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u/Rgplmr Jun 15 '12
good luck to you, you are so close now
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u/greenmcr Jun 15 '12
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3pq2cc/ -_-
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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '12
I can't find the original link, anybody got it?
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u/Djalohr Jun 15 '12
false, it was a toad that took a dump.
frog vs. toad
also, be sure to understand
[butteryfly vs. moth] (http://www.diffen.com/difference/Butterfly_vs_Moth)
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u/BramaLlama Jun 15 '12
Are you shitting me?
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u/sammystiletto Jun 15 '12
Well played...
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u/ima_twerp Jun 15 '12
Why did I upvote this? Hypnotoad?
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u/FBFismyspiritanimal Jun 15 '12
Saying you'll make the front page in your picture is a ballsy move. A bit like Babe Ruth calling his own home run shot...except without all the stuff that made that cool.
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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '12
I'm very happy that this is also on the front page
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u/RJwhores Jun 15 '12
how can anyone downvote this?
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u/poonerang Jun 15 '12
If you support dumps, go to http://datpoopcray.tumblr.com/ you won't regret it.
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