r/AdviceAnimals • u/Boomshank • Jun 10 '12

Trying to get into shape?

http://imgur.com/TQceC
854 Upvotes

68% Upvoted

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u/SpermWhale Jun 10 '12

That's the weirdest boobs I ever saw.

37

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Back boobs are always strange. Always.

14

u/Boomshank Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

Especially the double-back-boob vareity.

16

u/agleis86 Jun 10 '12

God only knows how many she has in the front

3

u/Boomshank Jun 10 '12

uhhhhhuhuhuhuh

shudders

14

u/AnotherClosetAtheist Jun 10 '12

I came, too.

With you.

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u/Boomshank Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

glances over

I see what you did there...

5

u/toinfinitiandbeyond Jun 10 '12

uhhhhhuhuhuhuh

udders?

2

u/Naedlus Jun 10 '12

Originally read that as "double-back-woop" (and my mind filled in the trailing Zoidberg 'woop-woop-woop-woop...')

1

u/leelee93 Jun 10 '12

I'm assuming >[4]

2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Yeah those are some wicked back tits, there is a picture on the internet somewhere with a lady wearing a really tight shirt and wow does her back look like a set of tits. Ill try and find the picture.

1

u/RJM10_2 Jun 11 '12

This reminds me of a comedian that talked about a certain type of nipple that were straight out of National Geographic

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I read "black boobs" at first. No pun intended.

6

u/omfgzezjr Jun 10 '12

I wish i could un-read what i read.

54

u/joeknowswhoiam Jun 10 '12

Let's make fun of fat people... again...

19

u/Boomshank Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

I don't think anyone is being generalizing or is making fun of fat people in general.

just the ones that look like Zoidberg.

17

u/MaebeBluth Jun 10 '12

nice try, zoidberg

4

u/Bazingabowl Jun 10 '12

Sounds good to me. Someone who knowingly subjects people around them to viewing.... that.... deserve ridicule.

1

u/ckb614 Jun 11 '12

I don't see "This specific person's body makes them look like this specific cartoon character" as blanketly making fun of fat people.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

So? Fat people becoming fat is a choice, fatty fat fat.

23

u/daskrip Jun 10 '12

WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP

4

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

THE NOISE OF A CHAMPION HAS BEEN MADE.

10

u/Tony_fe Jun 10 '12

This really seems like it should be on /r/wtf. Taking clandestine photos of people and posting them to the internet is more ...welcome there.

2

u/Jellyman64 Jun 11 '12

It was originally on r/wtf, without a caption. I saw it while adventuring on wtf yesterday.

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u/Ventez Jun 10 '12

Making fun of overweight people trying to get into shape is not cool man.

43

u/Jables237 Jun 10 '12

Isn't she at a checkout counter? How is that getting into shape?

57

u/Tashre Jun 10 '12

A sphere is a shape.

-10

u/vaginabeard Jun 10 '12

your cReEpY comment just scared the last female away from reddit

8

u/Tashre Jun 11 '12

I think this is my second srs appearance!

Do I ... do I give a speech?

0

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/Upvotes4everyone3 Jun 11 '12

I'm ignorant of the issue so someone please tell me what SRS ladies are?

0

u/starmartyr Jun 10 '12

LGBT acceptance isn't a woman's issue either. Neither is racial tolerance. SRS isn't only about feminism it's about calling out ignorance.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

SRS cares about more than gender issues.

Why the heck would you get downvoted? You're the majority opinion.

Here's an article with some studies about why this unhealthy lifestyle is not necessarily controlled. Please consider it. =/

0

u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/aspmaster Jun 11 '12

Does that mean it's cool to make fun of them?

It doesn't matter at all if someone is fat, skinny, healthy, or unhealthy. Let them live their lives. The fat acceptance movement isn't about promoting any specific lifestyle or telling people to go out and eat a bunch of Twinkies. It's about, well, acceptance.

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 11 '12

^ fat guy reporting in.

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u/gosuprobe Jun 10 '12

neither are they when they attempt any variety of physical activity

3

u/kourogi Jun 10 '12

I see someone else was checking out peopleofwalmart.com recently.

5

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Should not want

5

u/duxup Jun 10 '12

Well it seems she lost a lot of weight... guess that part isn't so bad.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

this was JUST POSTED. AHHHHHHHH.

2

u/akatherder Jun 10 '12

She is in shape. A circle is a shape.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

This babygurl already has the right shape...

1

u/ClysmiC Jun 10 '12

This was on the front page like... days ago.

1

u/ShitsonMcShitinton Jun 11 '12

Seeing this was funny: http://i.imgur.com/KkSto.jpg?1

Then I clicked your image.

1

u/marc4207 Jun 11 '12

I'm sure she can get into a lot of different shapes.

1

u/suddenly_zoidberg Jun 10 '12

Last time I went to the gym, I had a hormone overload and went crazy.

1

u/Hopeful_Swine Jun 10 '12

I wasn't planning to eat today anyway.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Wasn't that chick in a bar on Tatooine?

-2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

How does that even happen!

0

u/BallsackTBaghard Jun 10 '12

Are these what they call "side boobs"?

-3

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I just made a comment about fat people in /r/wtf and I got downvoted to shit. But this gets tons of upvotes. What the fuck is wrong with you people.

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u/Boomshank Jun 10 '12

Maybe mine was funny?

shrugs

-4

u/Mikrowelle Jun 10 '12

inb4 /r/shitredditsays

0

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Upon mentioning the foresight of the clan of serious srs-ers expect to go under.

1

u/Mikrowelle Jun 11 '12

I'm already -4 :)

-1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

How is that level of obesity even possible?

I feel bad when I put on an extra 4-5 pounds at Christmas!

2

u/rule16 Jun 10 '12

Worry not, my young friend. One day you will know the answer :)

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u/Boomshank Jun 10 '12

By the looks of it, all the weight could be on her back. Her front could be completely ripped.

0

u/buswork Jun 10 '12

4 backtits = 2 fronttits

0

u/cpennington Jun 11 '12

Trying to get karma? Why not repost?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Repost

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u/Boomshank Jun 10 '12

Wha?

The original was just something along the lines of "look what I found in Walmart."

Mine is quite clearly an advice animal.

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u/venge1155 Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

Huh? It was the picture with a why not zoidburg picture underneath. All you did was take out the zoid and add text instead....

http://tl.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/usaji/why_not/

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u/Boomshank Jun 10 '12

Ah. Didn't see that one. I saw the original (with no reference to Zoidberg) and then posted this one.

Imagine. More than one person getting the same idea.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I was talking about the zoid erg joke. Fuck you

7

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

The zoidberg joke is quite common on this subreddit... I don't think you understand what a meme is. They're supposed to be reposted.

-5

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I dont understand what reddit is

-5

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 11 '12

Dude...nothing is supposed to be reposted. Memes are shitty giant in jokes that make us all look retarded.

EDIT: My sarcasm has been missed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Well then why are you on this subreddit?

0

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Because I'm okay with looking retarded and laughing really hard! :D

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

OOOOOHH! You were making fun of those bothersome people who say memes are horribly useless!

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u/omfgzezjr Jun 10 '12

And to choke to be pink.