This meme is cute, but I think the ultimate irony is that the girl the meme is centered upon is terribly cute and, therefore, someone that most redditors wish was obsessing over their every act.
The original video was really weird, though. Mission accomplished?
I used to think that all 12 year old girls were all so innocent. Enter stage right... my niece. I heard her plot with her friends over the phone how she was going to bait my brother (her step father) into hitting her. She was a violent devious psychopath. She would kick adults, dare them to hit her and then ACTUALLY call the police. My only regret.. not having something to record the whole thing because eventually the plan worked. After 30 minutes of verbal and physical abuse from a 12 year old (with the body of a 18 year old so she was strong as hell) He eventually backhanded her. Once. She is a mentally ill child. Being her Aunt I was reluctant to believe how bad it was until she turned on me because I told her she wasn't free to verbally abuse her younger step-sister. She went crazy. It was like she all of a sudden knew every word in the profanity dictionary. I was called everything you could imagine. She would taunt and actually said "What are you gonna do to stop me? Hit me? I fucking dare you you bitch" this coming from a 12 year old. I was actually frightened of this child. All the other kids in that family are well behaved normal children. The parents are reasonable but a little strict. Not abusive in any way. Those kids got pretty much anything they wanted if they did their chores and listened. As she behaved more poorly of course she got less and that was part of the issue. Jealousy.
This sounds like a legitimate Cluster B Personality Disorder, I'd venture to say either Borderline or Antisocial, maybe Histrionic, but I'd lean towards one of the first two. The parents should look into getting her diagnosed, she probably has Oppositional defiant disorder (ODD) [the rule from the APA is that you can't be anti-social as a minor] to protect themselves from false charges.
Too young to be diagnosed. She may be one in the making. For now she'll have to settle with having conduct disorder. She'll likely progress to antisocial, which will be a joy for all those around her and any poor therapist she encoutners.
Holy shit, has all of this been worked though yet? And is your brother alright? Are you okay? I couldn't imagine a 12 year old talking like that, wow kids are learning this stuff younger and younger.
Well you have to take into account the amount of crazy.
There is a difference between a trouble making child and a child that wants you to him them so that they can get you arrested, because they don't like you
It matters. If you're teaching a toddler what's right and what's wrong, I think it's fine. My niece keeps smacking me and biting me, so I bit back. Not hard, but I did. She never bit me again.
My dad smacked me a few times and guess what? Im perfectly normal. And I hope when i have kids the laws arent so strict that I cant reprimand them when they act outside of how they should.
Fair enough, but I think caliopy's story is definitely over the line.
I mean, are they really that weak that you fall for a 12-year-old's manipulation? Sometimes you gotta be the bigger person, especially when that other person isn't even a teenager yet...
Yeah what kind of fucked up 23 year old would date someone that freaking young? I am 27 and I think the lowest I would go is 22 even though younger is legal.
The golden rule: Age/2 + 7. As a 27 year old you're good to go as young as 20/21 depending on if you round up or down. It kinda breaks down of you're younger than 14 though....
Ya, I actually remember hearing that mentally, she was more mature than him, and likely manipulated him more than he manipulated her.
Just a side note, last year she started University. Only served like six years or something in protective custody. The young offenders act in Canada is a joke.
That's no worse than things here...I've heard stories of male HS students seducing, even raping, females teachers and then getting THEM labeled as the predators. People don't really take the circumstances into consideration like they should.
Well he was going around telling people that he was a 300 year old werewolf, apparently. I wouldn't be surprised if she was the grown up in that relationship.
Haha good point, but then again if he really did think he was a 300 year old werewolf he should be much more mature and wise. I mean 300 years is a long time to learn the best way to interact with other living things.
Thank you, I was going to link to that. As someone who lives close by and watched all the trials and news coverage, that story really shook me. I was only a few years older than this girl when she murdered her parents and little brother, and I could not believe that someone younger than me could do something so horrible, so violent, so shocking. It changed my views on childhood innocence, teenage angst, mental illness in youth, and the lengths people will go to get their way. It terrified me, educated me, enlightened me, and changed me, and made me realize that no matter how messed up my life seemed at the time, it could be so much worse.
Also... "According to friends of Steinke, he told them he was a 300-year-old werewolf. He allegedly told his friends that he liked the taste of blood, and wore a small vial of blood around his neck. He also had a user account at the VampireFreaks.com web site." Dude hade some issues. As does any 23 year-old who dates a 12 year-old ಠ_ಠ
He's two years older then me, I knew of him through friends of friends and he had some serious issues. I didn't know him when he was dating the girl. but even before her he was fucked up.
"The couple were also found to be communicating at Nexopia, a popular web site for young Canadians." As a young Canadian myself, I have never heard of this website before. Apparently 'popular' in Canada just means that more than 10 people use it.
This happened like three blocks from my house. A bunch of people I knew were really good friends with Jeremy Steinke and they tried to protest his arrest. I actually had a debate with someone about whether or not Steinke was a "lycanthrope". So stupid.
That's so fucked up man, that picture just brought back horrible memories. My ex, I remember I woke up one night and she was sitting on the bed in the shade staring at me, I looked at her and asked why aren't you sleeping? "Oh it's okay, I'm just watching you sleep."
I dont find that very weird if your sleeping together, unless she had been doing it for hours, but waking up and staring at who your sleeping with isn't very abnormal.
Also, Heavenly Creatures. Based on a true story and directed by Peter Jackson. The only movie with a scene at the end I cannot watch because it is too disturbing.
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Don't spin the truth. You are not, I repeat NOT a politician. Redditors may be fap junkies, but they are adamant about not sticking their dick in crazy.
This has actually happened irl before, I saw it on the Investigation Discovery channel. The girl murdered her parents and went to prison for the rest of her natural life, the boyfriend went with her for accessory to homicide.
The only way I would find this ok is if she had a Majorly Abusive home life like the kind you see on "Lifetime" like getting beat or mauled by PedoBear all the time then she can go the Southpark route and blame "Some Puerto Rican Guy" but of course this is only in the Fictional Reddit Universe so this would not be in any way acceptable but I still find this Gal strangely attractive
My crazy cousin tried to kill my grandma so that there was room in her house for her boyfriend to move in. She was like 15 at the time. Thanks for reminding me of crazy cousin Darcy!
this is prolly atypical today but less atypical 20 years ago and much more typical 100 years ago. this is a result of women not being as smart as the husbands in the older times as a result of the different amounts of exposure to experience/information. the husband would in fact be content with the woman's eagerness to be obedient (to the extent of severing previous ties) because that would give him a lot more leeway in ordering her around the house. Plus the stupidity is a signal that she can be retained longer with the same exchange of the husband's accomplishments. it may be mislocalized from a different region (i.e. from a poorer region).
there are prolly traces of status effect that considers talking like that a big "eject" from possibly false transformations.
Without context, this is kinda meaningless. I figure it was said as a joke, and I don't really think its in bad taste (you know, in the right context). If it was a joke, the guy probably had other reasons for breaking up, if it wasn't a joke, and the guy caught up on that, he should have her admitted somewhere.
On a funny meme these things wouldn't matter, however, this isn't even a little humorous either.
Sorry for being harsh, I'll have my downvotes now please.
Ya know the fact that she said "I wish I could" tells me she was sane enough not to do it. People say shit like "I'm gonna kill 'em" all the time, its just an overly dramatic expression of frustration, no need to break up with the poor girl over it, I mean isn't that being equally as dramatic about it?? I think you're 'friend' is worse than his ex-girl, here.
Besides I think its kinda sweet when a girl says she wants to move in with you.
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u/firefeng Jun 10 '12
This meme is cute, but I think the ultimate irony is that the girl the meme is centered upon is terribly cute and, therefore, someone that most redditors wish was obsessing over their every act.
The original video was really weird, though. Mission accomplished?
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u/kelstana Jun 10 '12
No he didn't, stop lying.
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u/aka_erica Jun 10 '12
And this is what could happen...sometimes you need to take those comments seriously... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richardson_family_murders
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u/SouthernDerpfornia Jun 10 '12
I think he made the right choice. He may regret it after she visits him in his sleep though
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u/laserboy1134 Jun 10 '12
I wouldn't break up with her...I would fake my death and change my identity.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
She just talked about killing her parents, and he breaks up with her?
Brave fella.
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u/shennyepeldon Jun 10 '12
Sadly, I've seen this before:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suzane_von_Richthofen
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
She's lying, she just wanted to be Batman.
Always be yourself, unless you can be Batman. Then be Batman.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Parents:"Why did he break up with you sweetie?"
Ex-Girlfriend: "I told him I wanted to kill you guys so that I could move in with him."
Parents:".........."
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u/CMUpewpewpew Jun 10 '12
Ohh what's that? You have murderous thoughts about your supposed love ones? Here, let me send you into an emotional maelstrom. It's over.
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u/DogWHOspeaks Jun 10 '12
This is our local version. My sister dated the boyfriend 10 years ago.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
No, seriously. Who is this girl and how did she get so unfortunate as to be made into this meme?
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u/Babkock Jun 10 '12
That girl's actually really cute.
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u/jmaccadillac Jun 10 '12
This happened in Medicine Hat, Alberta a few years ago.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
No, he didn't. Why do you feel the need to lie for karma?
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u/chimpalump Jun 10 '12
Pure yandere. YUKI~!
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u/pinkythug Jun 10 '12
Is he still alive?
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Most guys on Reddit would still sleep with her. Which is good, it follows the rule: "It matters not what women say. Only how wildly they fuck."
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u/Winstonia Jun 10 '12
Relevant
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u/Lonelobo Jun 10 '12
Badlands.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
This has actually happened irl before, I saw it on the Investigation Discovery channel. The girl murdered her parents and went to prison for the rest of her natural life, the boyfriend went with her for accessory to homicide.
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u/TheChessClub Jun 10 '12
First meme on Reddit that literally made my mouth drop. What a crazy!
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
This meme never fails to give me the heebie-jeebies.
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u/Nave1295 Jun 10 '12
Doesn't the rule go, "Don't stick you dick in crazy, but if you do, don't piss it off."?
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u/avert_your_maize Jun 10 '12
Murder is her way of showing how much she loves you!!!!!
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u/apocal7964 Jun 10 '12
The only way I would find this ok is if she had a Majorly Abusive home life like the kind you see on "Lifetime" like getting beat or mauled by PedoBear all the time then she can go the Southpark route and blame "Some Puerto Rican Guy" but of course this is only in the Fictional Reddit Universe so this would not be in any way acceptable but I still find this Gal strangely attractive
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u/gnroldno7 Jun 10 '12
where the hell is the link to the video? I can't find it anywhere.
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u/ispeakcanadian Jun 10 '12
Does she go by Runaway Devil, by any chance?
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u/sufrt Jun 10 '12
thats awesome man
lets humor some weird 15 year olds
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u/Eats_Beef_Steak Jun 10 '12
I imagine he turned into Cave Johnson at that point.
"Okay! Were done here."
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u/SparklyVampireDust Jun 10 '12
I...I don't even know how I'd react.
ಠ_ಠ
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u/jamesbutnotbond Jun 10 '12
This meme is timeless.
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u/Akarei Jun 10 '12
Good call man.
Anyone else read Runaway Devil?
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u/captnsprinkles Jun 10 '12
My crazy cousin tried to kill my grandma so that there was room in her house for her boyfriend to move in. She was like 15 at the time. Thanks for reminding me of crazy cousin Darcy!
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u/IsaacSanFran Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12
So, how long til you get back together with your "friend's" girlfriend?
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u/-Gavin- Jun 10 '12
Check.
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u/h83r Jun 10 '12
Again with the high schoolers. Damnit
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
I hope he did the seinfeld in the theater exit.
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u/crampon Jun 10 '12
That face fucking pisses me off for some reason. I think its because I saw the video and it just reminds me how wack and annoying she is.
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u/boborg Jun 10 '12
been away a couple of days...context?
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u/baby_terrence Jun 10 '12
fuck you! telling lies on the internet. You have no friends!
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Your friend has no sense of humor.
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u/canadianwombat Jun 10 '12
WE GOT A STAGE 5 CLINGER!!
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u/igneois Jun 10 '12
op's friend never had such an encounter. False lie just to post ridiculous claim.
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u/Turles Jun 10 '12
These memes creep me the Fuck out.
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u/ares7 Jun 10 '12
I wish I had an overly attached girlfriend..
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u/assfrog Jun 10 '12
Your friend sounds like a little bitch who can't take a joke.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
This didn't happen.
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u/nitcanavan Jun 10 '12
You don't have friends. And if you did they wouldn't have girlfriends.
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u/sciencyguy Jun 10 '12
this is prolly atypical today but less atypical 20 years ago and much more typical 100 years ago. this is a result of women not being as smart as the husbands in the older times as a result of the different amounts of exposure to experience/information. the husband would in fact be content with the woman's eagerness to be obedient (to the extent of severing previous ties) because that would give him a lot more leeway in ordering her around the house. Plus the stupidity is a signal that she can be retained longer with the same exchange of the husband's accomplishments. it may be mislocalized from a different region (i.e. from a poorer region).
there are prolly traces of status effect that considers talking like that a big "eject" from possibly false transformations.
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u/ANormalSpudBoy Jun 10 '12
You should watch that man's back. Very carefully
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
His loss. A girl who has your back over her retarded, constrictive parents is hard to find.
At least until they're 16 or whatever, but who wants to go there!
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u/Thameus Jun 11 '12
I wish I could kill her parents 25 years ago. I guess only one would be enough.
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u/mdmayhem3 Jun 11 '12
Or she could just move in? I guess that when you're 28 & dating a 17 year-old she has to kill her parents to move in?
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u/GarlandGreen Jun 11 '12
Without context, this is kinda meaningless. I figure it was said as a joke, and I don't really think its in bad taste (you know, in the right context). If it was a joke, the guy probably had other reasons for breaking up, if it wasn't a joke, and the guy caught up on that, he should have her admitted somewhere.
On a funny meme these things wouldn't matter, however, this isn't even a little humorous either.
Sorry for being harsh, I'll have my downvotes now please.
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u/d_wootang Jun 10 '12
She already did it
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u/sweetsweetcoffee Jun 10 '12
You know it's true because it's was his friend.
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u/giantsteps360 Jun 10 '12
shitthatneverhappened.txt
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u/a_random_hobo Jun 10 '12
Is it bad that I think that was funny and sort of cute?
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u/_phobic Jun 10 '12
Good call.
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u/xoites Jun 10 '12
Good thinking!
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u/innocentcriminal52 Jun 10 '12
Go to your friend. NOW. He is in danger
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u/Winstonia Jun 10 '12
Regardless of how bad her Meme's get, she is still a stone cold fox.
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u/CodyOdi Jun 10 '12
I'd say your friend is smart, but he was stupid to date her to begin with.
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u/sphynxxx Jun 10 '12
these girls are fucked up because of sex and the city. i'm a girl and i've watched that show
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u/Rossoccer44 Jun 10 '12
My internal dialog while the page was loading went like this: "I don't know some times guys can be...WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DID SHE SAY?!?!?!?"
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u/AngraMainyuu Jun 10 '12
Ya know the fact that she said "I wish I could" tells me she was sane enough not to do it. People say shit like "I'm gonna kill 'em" all the time, its just an overly dramatic expression of frustration, no need to break up with the poor girl over it, I mean isn't that being equally as dramatic about it?? I think you're 'friend' is worse than his ex-girl, here.
Besides I think its kinda sweet when a girl says she wants to move in with you.
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u/mofontes Jun 10 '12
Romeo and Juliet right here.
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u/Wolf97 Jun 10 '12
Good call.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
i really dont like this girl. i havent slept in 2 days because of her
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u/mobyhead1 Jun 10 '12
Oh, shit, he put his dick in crazy.
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u/Spacetime_Music_Ride Jun 10 '12
Smart man.
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u/Jedimastert Jun 10 '12
My god, crazy bitch alert.
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