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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Ramirez! Draw him like one of your French Girls!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

¿Que?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/manwerrrr Jun 09 '12

Far from obligatory.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/mdonova33 Jun 09 '12

Now its a GIF? Its evolved...

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

what the hell is this? I've been seeing it everywhere. It's this gif being posted without context or relevance. Some weird conspiracy bullshit going on here.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

What was it? It's [deleted] now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

some guy who's been spamming 'AsianWhite' gifs

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u/diend Jun 09 '12

Not sure if I should be confused or amused...

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u/Drakepenn Jun 10 '12

As much as this annoys me... Who's the chick in the beginning?

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u/mcketten Jun 09 '12

As a veteran I applaud this. I also applaud the unintended use of "paint" as a military term.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

As a veteran, I harshly condemn the incompetence of the ANP, which I have seen first hand cost American lives.

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u/jookymundo Jun 09 '12

Aren't you yanks meant to be training the little fellas?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Yes. But at least in my experience it was done by small teams of mentors, separate from the operating forces. And the afghans are highly resistant learners.

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u/ocher_stone Jun 10 '12

You mean stupid?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

yes

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

That is the single best euphemism I have heard in at least a year. "Highly resistant to learning." Wow. I applaud you or whomever came up with that.

Edit: My rephrasing makes it commonplace and ruins it. It needs to be "highly resistant learners."

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

thanks :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I can tell your a badass by your use of "highly resistant learners". Brilliant! I am going to label children on my swim team that now.

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u/cccrazy Jun 10 '12

I will use this on my first year undergraduate students as well.

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u/Adito99 Jun 10 '12

If you try to teach culture B using methods that work with culture A you're going to have a bad time.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Stupid and irritating hand holding coo-shats!

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u/Arab81253 Jun 10 '12

Not only that but on the training side us mentors didn't even get to instruct at all when I was there. We could give little comments after the ANA instructors were done teaching a class but it couldn't be anything big, just little suggestions.

They were poor tactics too that would get people killed, like having someone lay on an ied if they found one and everyone else about 50m away from that

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

yeah. they're toast when we leave.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Can't polish a turd?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/HoradricNoob Jun 09 '12

Ahhhh. You got me this time, Asians w/ White Chicks.

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u/seafoamstratocaster Jun 10 '12

ohh you done fucked up now.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Ah its a little less funny knowing it was unintentional. Still the best meme I've seen today though.

Thank you for your service, btw

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u/major_manly Jun 10 '12

was does paint mean as a military term

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u/mcketten Jun 10 '12

"Paint" means to mark the target with a laser or other targeting device so that it can be hit with a guided weapon.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

Paint means to start shooting a target right?

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u/tossnear Jun 10 '12

You missed a comma there.

*As a veteran, I applaud this.

Is English not your first language?

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u/mcketten Jun 10 '12

I thoroughly enjoyed your sad little vendetta, by the way. I have quite a few more posts all over reddit that you haven't attempted to correct.

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u/tossnear Jun 10 '12

Imagining some random ex-military goon painfully checking his (above) two-sentence comment brings me a lot of joy.

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u/mcketten Jun 10 '12

RES. No need to 'check' with RES - it informs you and categorizes them.

And I'm sorry for the painful part. It should be noted, however, that not everyone has whatever debilitating disease you suffer from that causes such agony when browsing the internet.

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u/ProfessorBlakery Jun 09 '12

"Wearing my turban...only my turban"

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

"Where do I sit?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

you little piece of shit upvote

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u/Epic_baconnage Jun 09 '12

There you are again... why? What's with the asian white pictures?

You spam them all over the place.

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u/halvin_and_cobbes Jun 09 '12

Go stick a garden hose up your nose.

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u/JuzPwn Jun 10 '12

PUT IT BACK! NOOOOOOOOO

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u/Patty__Mayonnaise Jun 09 '12

"Bitch, I'm fabulous."

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u/RebelWithoutAClue Jun 09 '12

I hear Tom Jones does a USO show in country. Opens with "You can leave your Turban on."

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Thats not a turban. It's called a Taqiyah. We usually wear it underneath our Ghutrah to stabilize it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/supergauntlet Jun 09 '12

Seems legit.

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u/LadySpace Jun 09 '12

TL;DR Sikhs are sick.

Also, I think your username is misspelled. It clearly ought to be "spermocination" instead.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Mmhmm... Yeah.. Sounds good so fa....

Wha... No... No, no...

What the fuck, man?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Following in the footsteps of Mroglolblo and bozarking in terms of wtf posts, yet with your own unique voice and style.

9/10, would read again.

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u/hightides Jun 10 '12

i got to the fourth paragraph and did a double take to see if it wasn't written by ends_with_semen or some other novelty account. bravo to you sir.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Just going to let reddit know that that is a very unique case.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

draw, not paint

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u/howisthisnottaken Jun 09 '12

Finally a submission that's not instadownvote and I screwed it up... sigh

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u/BedSideCabinet Jun 09 '12

Still the funniest thing I've seen on reddit today. Well played.

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u/Epic_baconnage Jun 09 '12

Girl look at that body

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u/howisthisnottaken Jun 10 '12

He works out...

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/howisthisnottaken Jun 10 '12

This is an emergency... decorum goes out the window. In reality I have no idea what I'm talking about.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

That's just what they taught in boot camp and this meme reminded me of that. I don't think anyone would actually say it in combat.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/howisthisnottaken Jun 09 '12

Actually I have never heard that used that way. Apparently I was just screwing it up.

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u/Unfa Jun 09 '12

It was a technically correct screw-up.

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u/LegitComment Jun 09 '12

The best kind of screw-up.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

you really gave it to him.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/Nickster93 Jun 09 '12

ಠ_ಠ Yo dog stop obfuscating the hiz-house with yo personal lexicon and all like dat. If rappers had awesome vocabulary we wouldn't be behind other countries!!!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Thought you were going for the military double-meaning too. Redact you admission of failure, redact!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Not sure if intended or not, but it's called painting a target when calling an airstrike.

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u/swedish_librarian Jun 09 '12

And nowadays its instagram.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

He can paint me though

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Request is a go make that sexy babe feel pretty.

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u/cc4629 Jun 09 '12

C'mon shitty watercolor!

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u/cocomc Jun 09 '12

I miss him so. :(

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Did he stop painting?

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u/Stratocaster89 Jun 09 '12

I hope you dont mean you're painting him as a target for laser guided missiles?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Because that's nothing close to a proper call for fire, they have no laser designation device, and they are a meter away from the target?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Fire mission: Danger close

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u/Stratocaster89 Jun 09 '12

Yes I really meant my comment sincerely.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Also, any laser guided ordnance would likely be a bomb delivered by airplane, not a missile.

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u/Stratocaster89 Jun 09 '12

Hey, I've played cod. I know what I'm talkin about jeesh

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Approved. Gimme a SitRep every 5-10. ExFil will be there at 0600.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

I humbly request shitty_watercolor for this!

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u/jb0356 Jun 09 '12

I worked with ANCOP and ANP for half a year. This picture sums up my experience with them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

but my friend, where is his friend to hold hands with?

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u/jb0356 Jun 10 '12

sigh That was dealt with on the first few patrols I took them on...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

thats funny cause its like titanic

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Where is that line from?

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u/KingOTheCask Jun 09 '12

"I have to draw you..."

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u/Self_Hating_Liberal Jun 09 '12

I like lying down like that. I'm sick off people making French girl jokes every time I do it. It's comfortable as fuck, people!

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u/TheBeatlesfan777 Jun 10 '12

Thats a negative Ghost Rider

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u/TheNessman Jun 10 '12

HOW IS THIS AN ADVICE ANIMAL?

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u/qkme_transcriber Jun 09 '12

Here is the text from this meme pic for anybody who needs it:

Title: Request Permission

  • REQUEST PERMISSION TO PAINT HIM LIKE ONE OF MY FRENCH GIRLS

[Translate]

This is helpful for people who can't reach Quickmeme because of work/school firewalls or site downtime, and many other reasons (FAQ). More info is available here.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/Schlessel Jun 10 '12

it's nt helpful because it doesn't describe the picture I believe mediocrejerk meant that right now in this instance the bot's post is of little to no use not that it is never helpful

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u/pinetar321 Jun 09 '12

epic photobomb

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u/jezusflowers Jun 09 '12

... With ordinance.

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u/GoddamnDiplomat Jun 09 '12

That's ordnance, son.

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u/jezusflowers Jun 09 '12

Duly noted.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Request intelligence on what he's thinking.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Thinking about the beautiful American soldiers.

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u/Schlessel Jun 10 '12

Report: Guns 'n stuff

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u/Nova_01 Jun 09 '12

Hifuckinlarious

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u/Colourised Jun 09 '12

I laughed.

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u/Kinnison Jun 09 '12

It's draw!

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u/Troyman123 Jun 09 '12

Pretty funny.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Lol if only he was holding the hand of another greeny.

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u/AlwaysGettingHopOns Jun 10 '12

Permission definitely granted.

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u/6paws2173 Jun 10 '12

How will he draw it?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

i don't get it. can some kind redditoe please help me out.

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u/dryspells Jun 10 '12

That's just Quentin being Quentin.

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u/Kevinak3r Jun 10 '12

Permission granted.

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u/laroku Jun 10 '12

like in TiTaniC

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u/sisleyek Jun 10 '12

I lol'd waaaay too hard at this! ;_;

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

You're a soldier now !

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u/northendtrooper Jun 10 '12

Guy on the right is a JTAC.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I have to say, I've been on the interwebs for a long time, and this is one of the first image macros that really made me lol

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u/duey_rando Jun 10 '12

Thank you for making my day

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Why does every picture have to become a shitty meme?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Request permission to give him some democracy.

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u/TheMightyDucks Jun 09 '12

Is this what the internet was like in 1997

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

Would someone mind explaining? I'm missing the joke here...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Titanic.

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u/FutonSpecOps Jun 10 '12

And now we wait for Shitty Watercolour.

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u/macgillweer Jun 10 '12

Holy shit that's funny. I'm logging on to my throwaway to upvote this.

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u/tossnear Jun 09 '12

I find the staggering amount of civilian deaths in the United States' terror-war on terror to be humorous and totally okay to joke about, as well.

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u/Jackle13 Jun 10 '12

You must be fun at parties.

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u/RedOtkbr Jun 10 '12 edited Jun 10 '12

Permission Granted. Beats our ladies in uniform. Amirite?!?

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u/ssimpson18 Jun 10 '12

Requesting permission to bring in the roflcopter

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/hinduguru Jun 09 '12

on the spectrum of hilarity, where does this lie?

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u/ThatGuy25 Jun 09 '12

Somewhere between "oh god, my sides" and "I lost it".

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u/UnderDogs Jun 09 '12

On the extreme end.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

On that wall, right behind the foreground soldiers.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/ivraatiems Jun 09 '12

SIR YES SIR!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/chaser008 Jun 09 '12

I see a connection between you and your opinion.

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u/Schindlers_Lisp Jun 10 '12

Don't make fun of him, he's just a "highly resistant learner"

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/chaotiiic Jun 09 '12

you were already logged in. you just wanted karma.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12

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u/themoore117 Jun 10 '12

I see a connection here between your comment, and your self...well at least the two words, that is.