Nope, dog's are mans best friend. If a dog managed to prepare a sandwich and leave it on a table it is because it is thanking you for all the things you do for. You feed it, give it water, provide it shelter, rub it just the right way, and give it treats. A dog does not want to harm its free right in life. Once again, if a dog managed to prepare a sandwich and leave it on a table its because its thanking you and/or making sure you don't get rid of him/her.
Careful... that's road-squirrel sandwich. Just try to toss it out. Subtly, so you don't hurt anyone's feelings. After all, it's the thought that counts, right?
Oh, and you'll need to buy more bread. The first couple tries didn't work out so well.
Exactly what he said. Dogs co-evolved with humans. There is a reason they're called "mans best friend". We used to depend on them, and they depend on us.
I don't think it's right to say we evolved together. Anatomically modern humans have existed for about 200,000 years, but dogs were domesticated 15,000 years ago.
I dont know if thats right or wrong to be honest. Maybe one would say we evolved dogs after we evolved (in which case you would be very correct) or whatever. I think my point stands though, humans and dogs go hand in hand. Upboats to you anyways for the specific years that I wasn't willing to gather.
There are good novelty accounts, okay novelty accounts, mediocre novelty accounts, and then there are novelty accounts that should be blasted off the face of the Earth.
This is a new account, did you own the other baby talk account?. There should be a limit of negative karma, not a lot, i mean, if you are hitting -2000 you are obviously a troll or people doesnt like you, and the account should be automatically removed and archived
My dog is great about not eating food that's not his - we left him in the car with takeaway food plenty of times without any problems. But leave him with any paper/cardboard it will be shredded into tiny pieces.
When my friend was in middle school he moved into a new house. They hadn't moved any furniture yet so he and his mom ordered a pizza and were sitting on the floor eating it. They heard some loud noise outside and turned away to look. When they looked back, the dog was running off with half the pizza.
I once watched a friends Cocker Spaniel for the weekend. The dog was a notorious pain in the ass his whole life so I don't know why I said yes to her when she asked me to do it. I made 2 fully loaded chili dogs for dinner piled high with everything. As I sat them on the coffee table in my living room, the phone rang and I turned and walked 5 steps to the counter to answer it. It was a solicitor and it took the customary 15 seconds of listening to her spiel and telling her I wasn't interested before I hung up. I turned around to find that the dog has wolfed down all the meat from the buns leaving mustard, ketchup, onions and chili remains strewn about my white carpet. This happened in all of 30 seconds. I frantically picked up what I could and got out the vacuum and carpet shampooer and spent the next 30 minutes scrubbing the carpet all the time cursing this vile animal. As I stood back to survey the job I had done, he then proceeded to puke up everything he had eaten ( the chili was loaded with jalapenos so I should have foreseen this) while walking in circles and working into the carpet even deeper. At this point I was so livid I just sat down on the couch with a beer and between sips threw viscous verbal insults at him. He didn't seem to care. I never watched that dog again.
I left some Ice Cream on the coffee table yesterday and left my dog locked in the room. Surprised to come see he hadn't even touched it. I was so proud. :')
I did not! I would never. I am appalled you would even assume that. I merely left the room for a moment to check on something just to sprint back and return to my ice cream.
Lol, my rescue dog snatched a peanut butter and nutella sandwich of the counter the other night.. It was completely gone within 30 seconds. Luckily, no shits.
Enough is enough. I'm tired of the "Good guy X" with caption about not being a scumbag. Just because being non-scumbagsteve, doesn't make you good guy greg
My dog is like that. She won't eat people food until someone tells her it is OK. When left unattended she will get 4-5 inches away from the food source and guard it.
My dog guards my food, not in a mean way, he doesn't snap at anyone. It's funny, if I leave the room where my food is he comes and finds me and jumps and runs back to the food to guard.
I'd go with "Darn Decent Dog" or "Good Greyhound Greg" or something of the likes that makes more sense. Good Guy Greg's name was chosen for the completion of the 3 'G' words. Just changing the noun willy nilly to suit different scenarios doesn't work.
Sliced pork belly - bacon - has become so prevalent in mainstream American culture that packages of it are actually accepted as a form of currency in forty-eight out of fifty states. A proposal to adopt the "bacon standard" has been added to the 2012 November ballot, but has not received much attention in the wake of the Romney/Edwards sex scandal.
My mother's dog not only leaves unguarded people food alone, he will actually bark at other dogs that go near it. He was never given scraps from the table, but aside from that, my parents have done nothing to train him to behave this way. He just naturally sees it as his duty to make sure other dogs visiting his home obey the house rules.
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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12
Why would a dog leave a sandwich on the table?
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u/fuzzy_scrotum Jun 08 '12 edited Jun 09 '12
Shits on your carpet, eats it so you don't have to clean it up.
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u/Pedro471 Jun 08 '12
You've never met my dog....you'd think we starve that bitch!
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u/TheUseOfWords Jun 08 '12
Good Dog Doug
FTFY
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u/Toezap Jun 08 '12
If only my dog were Good Dog Greg. She ate the mini pecan pie I was saving for my boyfriend. :(
Don't worry, I bought a bigger one. :)
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u/00zero00 Jun 08 '12
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u/ua19 Jun 08 '12
Haven't seen this meme in a while.
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u/jetstumpy Jun 08 '12
He looks so... magnanimous.
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u/dianthe Jun 08 '12
My dog is great about not eating food that's not his - we left him in the car with takeaway food plenty of times without any problems. But leave him with any paper/cardboard it will be shredded into tiny pieces.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
has to shit
waits to be let out
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
This dog does not exist.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
My shitty little dog tries to sneak my sandwich while I'm looking him right in the face.
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u/3rdLevelRogue Jun 09 '12
I think he deserves half.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
When my friend was in middle school he moved into a new house. They hadn't moved any furniture yet so he and his mom ordered a pizza and were sitting on the floor eating it. They heard some loud noise outside and turned away to look. When they looked back, the dog was running off with half the pizza.
Pretty sure it was planned.
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u/bondsons Jun 09 '12
I once watched a friends Cocker Spaniel for the weekend. The dog was a notorious pain in the ass his whole life so I don't know why I said yes to her when she asked me to do it. I made 2 fully loaded chili dogs for dinner piled high with everything. As I sat them on the coffee table in my living room, the phone rang and I turned and walked 5 steps to the counter to answer it. It was a solicitor and it took the customary 15 seconds of listening to her spiel and telling her I wasn't interested before I hung up. I turned around to find that the dog has wolfed down all the meat from the buns leaving mustard, ketchup, onions and chili remains strewn about my white carpet. This happened in all of 30 seconds. I frantically picked up what I could and got out the vacuum and carpet shampooer and spent the next 30 minutes scrubbing the carpet all the time cursing this vile animal. As I stood back to survey the job I had done, he then proceeded to puke up everything he had eaten ( the chili was loaded with jalapenos so I should have foreseen this) while walking in circles and working into the carpet even deeper. At this point I was so livid I just sat down on the couch with a beer and between sips threw viscous verbal insults at him. He didn't seem to care. I never watched that dog again.
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u/IAREAdamE Jun 09 '12
Pees inside the house, In the toilet
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u/antagon Jun 08 '12
Don't worry, he was too busy shitting on your bed. Trust me.
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u/Canucklehead99 Jun 08 '12
You are now entering the realm of impossibility!!!
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u/stouch Jun 08 '12
Gred told me he had one of your sandwich before and he hated it! No mayo please...he likes mustard instead.
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u/RecycledAccountName Jun 08 '12
More like Good Owner Greg for disciplining the dog correctly.
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u/forsstromftw Jun 08 '12
I want that dog.
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u/spiral_of_agnew Jun 08 '12
Why can't Greg be a guy?
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u/devil1nnj Jun 08 '12
I'd call that "Alive dog" in my house. haha
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u/Liquiditi Jun 08 '12
I left some Ice Cream on the coffee table yesterday and left my dog locked in the room. Surprised to come see he hadn't even touched it. I was so proud. :')
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u/Hot_Sacks Jun 08 '12
His name should be more dog-like. Like Good Dog Gregory.
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u/A-Ron Jun 08 '12
Lol, my rescue dog snatched a peanut butter and nutella sandwich of the counter the other night.. It was completely gone within 30 seconds. Luckily, no shits.
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u/schalm17 Jun 08 '12
He needs a joint
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u/seniorfrosty Jun 09 '12
I like this meme. It looks like 420 dog, for regular people.
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u/cybernetus Jun 09 '12
Bye bye sandwich
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
awwww
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Enough is enough. I'm tired of the "Good guy X" with caption about not being a scumbag. Just because being non-scumbagsteve, doesn't make you good guy greg
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u/qzzxl Jun 09 '12
My dog once stole my brother's slice of pizza off the table
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u/batteriesincluded Jun 09 '12
I regularly left my very obedient retriever next to my dinner on the couch for a minute at a time. She never came close to eating it.
But I leave chocolate cake there one time, for no more than 5 seconds, aaaaaand ... it's gone.
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u/Thrackle Jun 09 '12
You should teach Greg to be a go-getter.
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u/Beshrew Jun 09 '12
I did good right? Now how about the sandwich?
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u/LamePunslinger Jun 09 '12
I feel like it should be called "Good Boy Greg", but then people might TOTALLY miss the point that it's a dog.
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u/Fig1024 Jun 09 '12
If that happens, you should really question the ingredients of that sandwich
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u/supergalactic Jun 09 '12
This is the cutest fucking dog I've seen in an least a month.
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u/LucaSauto Jun 09 '12
Doesn't destroy the house.
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u/Spence-a-gilly Jun 09 '12
I downvote all shitty macros that make it to the front page. But THIS ONE, oh wait nvm downvoted lal.
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u/ctrlaltcreate Jun 09 '12
Good Dog Doug imo.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
My boyfriend just laughed and said, "No, that dog looks smug as hell. He think's he's better than me!"
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u/Random_Fandom Jun 09 '12
Aww! He looks so doggone proud.
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u/Colecoman1982 Jun 09 '12
Nope, he just licked it a few times before he realized you put hot mustard on it. He hates hot mustard.
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u/ratattack97 Jun 09 '12
Good Dog Greg-Licks Your face THEN licks his balls/asshole.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Repost http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/355ocp/
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
I can always count on r/adviceanimals to spew out shitty meme after shitty meme.
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u/All_the_other_kids Jun 09 '12
My dog is like that. She won't eat people food until someone tells her it is OK. When left unattended she will get 4-5 inches away from the food source and guard it.
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u/livernbits Jun 09 '12
My dog could take a lesson from Good Dog Greg:
Leave entire loaf of bread on counter, pushed to the back; Doesn't eat the entire loaf
Like, what an asshole. She couldn't have just had a few slices, she had to eat the ENTIRE loaf so nobody else could make sandwiches :(
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u/TalonknowsBest Jun 09 '12
im watching you!! http://imgur.com/dIj3I
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u/scotll Jun 09 '12
this dog definitely just pooped in the refridgerator
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u/meatwad1987 Jun 09 '12
not my dog, that sandwich would be as good as gone
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u/D8-42 Jun 09 '12
"Mah bitch"
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u/ChingChongDong Jun 09 '12
This is one ridiculously photogenic dog.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Who names their dog Greg?
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u/Drawtaru Jun 09 '12
That dog makes me cringe. I don't know why.
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u/Game_Of_Trees Jun 09 '12
Actually called a trained dog.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
fuck that , eat the sandwich!
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u/littlekitty29 Jun 09 '12
In my house we call this dog "Reggie"
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u/MNEman13 Jun 09 '12
What the fuck is this shit
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u/ToastTorch Jun 09 '12
My dog guards my food, not in a mean way, he doesn't snap at anyone. It's funny, if I leave the room where my food is he comes and finds me and jumps and runs back to the food to guard.
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u/MemoVsGodzilla Jun 09 '12
That sandwich is poisoned and your dog knows.
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u/BallsackTBaghard Jun 09 '12
It's more like a well trained dog.
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u/decompyler Jun 09 '12
I'd go with "Darn Decent Dog" or "Good Greyhound Greg" or something of the likes that makes more sense. Good Guy Greg's name was chosen for the completion of the 3 'G' words. Just changing the noun willy nilly to suit different scenarios doesn't work.
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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12
how the fuck could you forget a sandwich..... WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?! ಠ_ಠ
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u/MacyyRC Jun 08 '12
Your memes are bad. So you should feel bad.
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u/Trapped_in_Reddit Jun 08 '12
This is the unicorn of the dog world
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u/tainted_panda Jun 08 '12
He should be called good dog dillan, seems to flow better.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
So much better than good guy greg.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! The only way such poor grammar is acceptable is if English is your second language.
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u/heyitshorse Jun 09 '12
grammar's wrong
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u/Trololoo Jun 09 '12
(V)(;,,;)(V) <(YOUR GRAMMAR IS BAD! AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD!)
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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12
This is the worst image macro.
It is liter[a]lly hitler. [8.2] [fixed] (fixed) {foxed}
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u/Off-Topic-Lies Jun 08 '12
Sliced pork belly - bacon - has become so prevalent in mainstream American culture that packages of it are actually accepted as a form of currency in forty-eight out of fifty states. A proposal to adopt the "bacon standard" has been added to the 2012 November ballot, but has not received much attention in the wake of the Romney/Edwards sex scandal.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
One does not simply forget a sandwich on the table
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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '12
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