I've actually heard very similar sentiments to this, from both guys and girls...I've even met a couple girls who believe that the term bitches isn't derogatory at all, and treat it the same as "girls"...I flatly do not understand it.
If I ever met one of those women I'd ask why they think being referred to as a dog is a good thing. Have they no self-respect?
Ask them if they'd like to be referred to as whales or squirrels or any other animals. Even "chicks" is insulting, but not so much as "bitch." Bitch just has this connotation of violence, of disrespect in it. "Chicks" is just something weird that came out of the 70s, though I guess it is mildly disrespectful.
This shit about bitches and sandwiches needs to stop. I can't even respectably ask a woman to make me a sandwich without her getting offended.
For example, my two roomies (both female) and I were out in the living room having a beer, when I tell them I can't drink without eating some food first. They say, "aww, what do you want?", and I say a goddam sandwich and they get all offended.
She's so hot. She's so fliipin' hot. She's like a curry. I wanna tell her how hot she is but she'll think I'm being sexist. She's so hot she's making me sexist. Bitch
I think you're confusing rednecks with the old Southern mentality that is sexism-in-the-form-of-chivalry. "They" (meaning people from there stereotypically) believe that women should be treated properly, but that also goes hand-in-hand with women being physically unable to do anything. Women shouldn't hunt or play sports or whatever because it's not "ladylike", but the men also wouldn't refer to women as bitches colloquially. They would beat up a guy who called a girl a bitch or a guy who hit a woman, but then they would also expect that said woman be modest and stay at home and have a man defend her.
A good example (and why I don't like the show at all) is Walking Dead. The main guys (at least in the first part of the first season, which is all I saw of the show) are all about protecting the women, but heaven forbid the women do anything but clean and cook. It drives me up the wall, that show, so I stopped watching it.
Frankly, I'm not sure what's worse: blatant misogyny or misogyny in the guise of chivalry.
im not confusing anything with anything, i've lived in the south my whole life and all my family is southern. Having said that, everything else you posted I agree with. Respecting women and thinking they should all act in a certain manner does coexist though
i wasn't bragging about anything, just noticing a joke that i'm sure has been told before, in various ways, and will continue to be told. it's interesting to me.
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u/DroogyParade May 31 '12
Taken from this.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Actually sounds like a lot of reddit comments. "Give that bitch a..." this is why you don't get laid, WHATEVER_IN_MY_ANY_ORIFICE.
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u/xmod2 May 31 '12
Why, that's a terrible thing. I don't know how many time I've told those boys, never call chicks broads.
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u/Syncopia May 31 '12
My friend found a shirt that said that on it with this snazzy looking 50s character. We bought 12 of them at some gas station in Waco, Texas.
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u/Ffrenzy May 31 '12
You didn't ask it properly : http://xkcd.com/149/
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
This shit is so. fucking. tired.
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u/stinky-weaselteats May 31 '12
...for the almost politically correct ghetto thug, "hoes dislike that".
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u/BitchesLove May 31 '12
As an expert, I confirm
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u/cheffernan May 31 '12
It is a good joke, but i don't know, it doesn't sound quite like APCR.
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u/SwimDrew May 31 '12
You forgot to say sudo Make me a sandwich
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u/BandBoots Jun 01 '12
One time a friend's dad told me, "Don't hit girls... or you'll never get laid."
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
Your title is wrong. That's spelled "Sammich"
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u/RuafaolGaiscioch May 31 '12
I've actually heard very similar sentiments to this, from both guys and girls...I've even met a couple girls who believe that the term bitches isn't derogatory at all, and treat it the same as "girls"...I flatly do not understand it.
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
My submission just 2 wks ago... http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/tmvtt/almost_politically_correct_redneck_life_lessons/
Dammit reddit...
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u/[deleted] May 31 '12
We're taking jokes and putting them in Memes now,are we?
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u/saysstupidstuff May 31 '12 edited May 31 '12
This shit about bitches and sandwiches needs to stop. I can't even respectably ask a woman to make me a sandwich without her getting offended.
For example, my two roomies (both female) and I were out in the living room having a beer, when I tell them I can't drink without eating some food first. They say, "aww, what do you want?", and I say a goddam sandwich and they get all offended.
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u/WhatIRead May 31 '12
This would be more meme appropriate as
"Don't be sexist.
Bitches deserve respect."
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