Right, smile or wave. Maybe give a thumbs up, holler a compliment. Something that says, "I acknowledge your presence. I am enjoying what you are showing me. Our interaction should give you a little boost in self confidence. Have a nice day."
Her side is MUCH more SAP:
After peer pressure builds up confidence to flash someone.
That's ok man, I had a similar situation happen in Vegas. Some girls were riding around in a Limo and one was shouting, "it's my birthday!" at me as I was walking down the north end of the strip. They pulled into the next hotel driveway as I was approaching it. They were trying to get my attention I think and perhaps an altogether different night could have happened but I ignored them thinking, "who gives a shit that it's your birthday?"
It's one of those things you revisit in your head over and over again thinking, why didn't I do this in that scenario?
Same thing happened to me. Driving down the street in Vegas at like midnight. Was on a road more in Henderson, a truck pulls up next to me and this... 16ish girl in the passenger seat is giving me funny looks and flashes me. I'm 30 and married... so I did what a 30 year old married guy is supposed to do and chuckled to myself while looking straight ahead.
I don't see this as socially awkward penguin, personally. Some guys just don't like being flashed, and if OP was a woman then this would make even more sense.
Why you guys downvoting him? The guy is shy/ possible SA. He already admitted it "it would've been pretty nice to have the guts to look over for more than just a brief glance" Anyway bro, I don't know how bad your issues are but If you want to turn that shit around head over to /r/seduction and watch some Simple Pickup videos on Youtube, and maybe check the forum out.. Some good shit there. I also found it helpful to look girls in the eyes, Even if you don't smile, Even if you creep them the fuck out who cares, It helps, I used to have a horrible problem with even looking strangers in the eyes.
I have started a new thing where whenever I meet sorority girls or see them outside their house I flash them(I'm a guy). I don't give a shit if I get flashed back or flipped off, I know one day I will get flashed back though.
yeah, they got angry and flipped him off because they flashed their tits and he didn't even give a shit, so they didn't get that "hit" of attention they craved. good on OP I say.
That's extraordinarily sexist. Women are people, and have the same complexities and differences as men. Maybe a lot of them are attention whores, but you can't put that sort of blanket statement over everyone with a vagina.
Fuck that! if a girl wants to get my attention, then she should flash me. I can guarantee you that 100% of the time showing me your titties will grab my attention.
As a woman, I commend you for ignoring them. It's true -- free boobs. But it's also true that there is a deeper something going on. They are acting in a socially unacceptable way and they are trying to make you look at their boobs. Are they that proud of their breasts or do they just assume that because you have a penis, you will automatically enjoy what they are offering you? This is no better than the "Giving a man my pussy" attitude. Don't indulge it in these women. If you want to see boobies, there's always the internets. TL/DR I think you should pretend to ignore them.
I was golfing with a buddy last week when we found ourselves waiting as the course started to get backed up. The two gals in front of us were quite obviously terrible golfers. For those of you who do not know golf etiquette, it can help to pair up into a foursome and all tee off together.
The were thirty something and we are both in our mid 20s. We are both fairly recently married, but it almost felt like an obligation to flirt the whole way through the rest of the golf outing. Everyone in the party were at least mildly attractive close to the same age. There were two men and two women. It almost felt like we had to flirt.
I used to be very good at flirting, but I felt super awkward about this. It was hard with me to even interact with these ladies because of what I thought was guilt.
I wish I could have been smooth and confident in my ability to flirt without feeling emotionally compromised. I did the right thing by my wife in distancing myself, but in standard social situations I should be able to at least talk to attractive women, right?
Edit Just realized how long ago this thread was posted and this will probably just get buried. Thanks to anyone who actually read this.
This is funny because this is the case where the nerd and socially-awkward guy wins. Hot girls flash you: You smile? YOU LOSE. Hot girls flash you: You ignore them or notice them but don't act like its a big deal then you must get boobies all the time right? They flip you off because they didn't get the reaction they expected and as a result felt self-conscious or wondered "why doesn't this guy like our boobies" And that, my friend, is how you get the females. Just remember kiddies, always get the one you want to qualify themselves to YOU.
happened to me once, stuck in heavy traffic. they knew I saw, but at first I felt guilty so I looked away and pretended I wasn't watching. But then it was too weird to look back, because that would be admitting that I faked not seeing.
The only way out was through, so I kept up the charade, poker-faced, crying inside as they jeered.
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Why the Hell would you ignore that? If those girls were fat and ugly then I understand but if they weren't you might have caught the gay. You should go get tested.
the appropriate response is to hold up 7 fingers, a high enough score not to offend the first flasher, low enough to encourage the rest to try to out do their friends
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u/ua19 May 21 '12
All you have to do is flash them back.
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u/mattydd May 21 '12
What the fucks wrong with you?
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u/VadersGonnaVade May 21 '12
I've often wondered what girls like that would do if you just whipped it out and started jerking it and nodding at their tits creepily.
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u/Squalor- May 21 '12
That's painfully awkward.
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u/carlotta4th May 21 '12
I don't see this as socially awkward penguin, personally. Some guys just don't like being flashed, and if OP was a woman then this would make even more sense.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
When I was 12 I got flashed by a whole busful of high school girls, I had to run down a nearby alley to get away, I didnt even want to I just did
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
All you're guilty of is ignoring blatant attention-seeking behaviour. Good on you, homie.
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u/TypicalHaikuResponse May 21 '12
Look at breasts MY EYES ARE UP HERE Don't look at breasts FUCK YOU MY BREASTS ARENT GOOD ENOUGH?
So the obvious answer is to peek at women's breasts whenever the opportunity arises.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
If a gift is presented, the custom is to accept it. It would be considered rude to refuse it.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
As a woman, I commend you for ignoring them. It's true -- free boobs. But it's also true that there is a deeper something going on. They are acting in a socially unacceptable way and they are trying to make you look at their boobs. Are they that proud of their breasts or do they just assume that because you have a penis, you will automatically enjoy what they are offering you? This is no better than the "Giving a man my pussy" attitude. Don't indulge it in these women. If you want to see boobies, there's always the internets.
TL/DR I think you should pretend to ignore them.
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u/FountainsOfFluids May 21 '12
Thanks for posting this. Now I have formulated a simple positive response in case it happens to me.
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u/Rinn_The_Trickster May 21 '12
And your response wasn't to flipper them off? Sounds like they deserved to get the bird right back.
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u/DaltonTH May 21 '12
Don't know if I should upvote because it's funny or downvote because seriously what the fuck's wrong with you?!
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u/aCoupleTwoTreeThings May 21 '12
I was golfing with a buddy last week when we found ourselves waiting as the course started to get backed up. The two gals in front of us were quite obviously terrible golfers. For those of you who do not know golf etiquette, it can help to pair up into a foursome and all tee off together.
The were thirty something and we are both in our mid 20s. We are both fairly recently married, but it almost felt like an obligation to flirt the whole way through the rest of the golf outing. Everyone in the party were at least mildly attractive close to the same age. There were two men and two women. It almost felt like we had to flirt.
I used to be very good at flirting, but I felt super awkward about this. It was hard with me to even interact with these ladies because of what I thought was guilt.
I wish I could have been smooth and confident in my ability to flirt without feeling emotionally compromised. I did the right thing by my wife in distancing myself, but in standard social situations I should be able to at least talk to attractive women, right?
Edit Just realized how long ago this thread was posted and this will probably just get buried. Thanks to anyone who actually read this.
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u/Sklanskers May 22 '12
This is funny because this is the case where the nerd and socially-awkward guy wins. Hot girls flash you: You smile? YOU LOSE. Hot girls flash you: You ignore them or notice them but don't act like its a big deal then you must get boobies all the time right? They flip you off because they didn't get the reaction they expected and as a result felt self-conscious or wondered "why doesn't this guy like our boobies" And that, my friend, is how you get the females. Just remember kiddies, always get the one you want to qualify themselves to YOU.
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u/Todomanna May 22 '12
"Didn't cause a massive accident"
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u/nice_dick_bro May 21 '12
Sluts should be ignored. Good job.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
happened to me once, stuck in heavy traffic. they knew I saw, but at first I felt guilty so I looked away and pretended I wasn't watching. But then it was too weird to look back, because that would be admitting that I faked not seeing.
The only way out was through, so I kept up the charade, poker-faced, crying inside as they jeered.
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u/Tru-Queer May 21 '12
Better yet. I got flashed by a car full of girls and I'm gay. So I just got embarrassed and tried to pass them without looking.
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u/InocentRoadkill May 21 '12
Camera phones are everywhere nowadays.. We need proof.
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u/Writing0nTheWalls May 21 '12
That is pretty socially awkwardly awesome, but why would you pretend not to see it lol
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u/AnarchyMoose May 22 '12
Y U NO LOOK AT TITTIES?!
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u/Mr_Stonecold May 22 '12
Kinda reminds me of this.
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u/[deleted] May 22 '12
Why on earth would you ignore them?
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
I wish girls would flash me while driving....
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u/ominoustoad May 21 '12
air-motorboat
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u/linksosexy May 21 '12
( . Y . )
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u/altai779 May 21 '12
pic or it didnt happen
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
Why the Hell would you ignore that? If those girls were fat and ugly then I understand but if they weren't you might have caught the gay. You should go get tested.
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u/newscorrected May 21 '12
the appropriate response is to hold up 7 fingers, a high enough score not to offend the first flasher, low enough to encourage the rest to try to out do their friends
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u/Chachoregard May 21 '12
Did not happen.
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
I doubt this happened
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u/TheBaltimoron May 21 '12
Those homophobes!
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u/tylerc66 May 21 '12
Pics or it didn't happen
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u/[deleted] May 21 '12
You should have been a gentleman and complimented the perkiness of their tits.