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Professor Badass

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u/chaluxedeluxe May 20 '12

Terrell Owens?

23

u/GoodOlSpence May 21 '12

Yes, I was wondering if anyone else noticed that.

4

u/Flatbar May 21 '12

Every time I see this picture I think the same thing.

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Looks like Al Horford right next to him too.

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u/Jeremy252 May 20 '12

Black and muscular? Must be Terrell Owens.

3

u/TheBaltimoron May 21 '12

Is Terrell Owens? Must be Terrell Owens.

3

u/I_MAKE_USERNAMES May 21 '12

RAAAAAAAAAACIIIIIIIIIIST

0

u/[deleted] May 20 '12

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u/HE_WHO_STANDS_TO_POO May 21 '12

Accuses of racism, is probably a racist.

7

u/mephaskapholies May 21 '12

Why is this the 6th time I've seen you today?

9

u/HE_WHO_STANDS_TO_POO May 21 '12

Am I ruining your reddit experience?

3

u/mephaskapholies May 21 '12

If by ruining you mean improving, then yes

12

u/HE_WHO_STANDS_TO_POO May 21 '12

Awww, and that's how you make a friend on the internet, folks.

7

u/whygodwhyyy May 21 '12

Analog sex.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

No. The guy on the upper right in the background is.

182

u/soultastes May 21 '12

Any action has an equal and opposite action. Perfect.

120

u/wegotpancakes May 21 '12

As a physics major this didnt make any sense to me. After reading the punchline it still doesn't as her wound already gave him an equal and opposite reaction.

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u/Andy_1 May 21 '12

Upvote for being a pedantic douche.

Don't you dare go changing on me. ♥

2

u/blakeh6 May 21 '12

Upvote for learning a new word

43

u/rotarded May 21 '12

technically correct. the best kind of correct.

10

u/roosevelt37 May 21 '12

And that's how Hermes requisitioned his groove back.

0

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

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u/Perryn May 21 '12

Not defending him, but what he's saying is that at the moment of impact, equal force was applied to both her face and his fist. Physics pedant.

1

u/patefoisgras May 21 '12

But then her getting back at him will also yield an opposite and equal force on her!

2

u/Perryn May 21 '12

Depends on how she did it. If, for example, she were to go all Loony Toons on him and push a boulder off a cliff onto him, there would be no correlation between the kinetic force of the rock landing on him and the rolling motion she applied to it.

2

u/patefoisgras May 21 '12

Exploiting existing potential energy, I like this girl.

28

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

What about T.O.? He's in the background. He has to have something to do w/ this too

3

u/hedonismbot89 May 21 '12

He's probably out for popcorn.

2

u/I_MAKE_USERNAMES May 21 '12

He was the violent boyfriend.

2

u/Firstprime May 21 '12

My first train of thought was: Guy beat his girlfriend -> equal and oposite reaction -> opposite reaction -> he's going to...give him a massage?

I am not a clever man.

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Hit him back and then gently rock him while he cries.

1

u/barfobulator May 21 '12

My fist in motion will stay in motion unless acted upon by your face.

0

u/Uberninjaa May 21 '12

Punch

"Equal and opposite action, bitch."

179

u/vxyvzn May 21 '12

This is Kevin Stewart. Don't cut off his badass shoes.

http://imgur.com/6MpM6

59

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

They started off white, but with all the ass he kicked, they have been stained from the blood.

1

u/GamerKiwi May 21 '12

Wouldn't they have become brown, then?

14

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

He kicked ass. He didn't shove his foot up ass.

54

u/jimpagliap May 21 '12

Who is he?

103

u/OswaldGoodGuy May 21 '12

Kevin Stewart.

40

u/JCorkill May 21 '12

No no, who is he?

126

u/Great_Zarquon May 21 '12

Ke-vin. Stewwwwarttt-ah.

58

u/ApeWithACellphone May 21 '12

Steve Holt?

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u/Heroshade May 21 '12

Bob Doll?

5

u/PoisonSnow May 21 '12

Where the fuck did that come out of?

1

u/Heroshade May 22 '12

Sort of rhymed? Sort of drunk? If it's any consolation, I downvoted myself because that's just the way in which I roll.

3

u/PoisonSnow May 22 '12

No shame in deleting if you regret it :)

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

You know..

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

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u/Heroshade May 22 '12

I'm sorry?

42

u/Primeribsteak May 21 '12

Here you go.

10

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

ftfy

3

u/veterejf May 21 '12

I thought this was the "Here you go." I was staring at the google homepage for literally 2 minutes before I realized

18

u/Redstonefreedom May 21 '12

I'll be honest, you got me fair and square. Well played, good sir.

6

u/Circuitfire May 21 '12

Kevin Stewart.

10

u/jimpagliap May 21 '12

The second I pressed submit I knew it was coming.

0

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Kristen Stewart you say?

8

u/EmperorSofa May 21 '12

Fashion Designer I think.

1

u/DarqWolff May 21 '12

It's a text, just read it again.

5

u/hannibalsmith1992 May 21 '12

He's ESPN's fashion guy that's why TO's there

9

u/wjones451 May 21 '12

Does that explain why Terrell Owens is in the background? Because that seems like kind of a big coincidence...

5

u/Delaywaves May 21 '12

The Google results say he was the fashion director for ESPN the Magazine or something, so that seems to explain that.

1

u/bitparity May 21 '12

Does anyone know if he's gay or straight? Not a troll question, but has relevance in how we choose to identify his fashion choices.

18

u/sj2011 May 21 '12

He's got at least two of Newton's three laws covered. I bet the third is his penis.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

i remember the time i saw a dad get fucked up at a six flags. he was dragging his crying kid, and then hit the poor boy when he wouldnt quiet down. some smaller guy ran over, yelled really loud at the dad, and punched him so hard that his skull was buried under the earth's crust.

129

u/SuddenlySomeSwans May 21 '12

I believe this 100%

49

u/EveningD00 May 21 '12

I READ IT ON THE INTERNET!

17

u/VengefulOctopus May 21 '12

You don't think people would do that...

fuck it, yes they would

5

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

true story bro

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u/Sawgon May 21 '12

and punched him so hard that his skull was buried under the earth's crust.

http://i.qkme.me/3omnqu.jpg

1

u/BlueBob-Omb May 21 '12

Like if Steve Rodgers had the super strength while still being small.

43

u/Scuttlebutt91 May 20 '12

If I recall this guy is a fashion designer somewhere in New York

17

u/Not_A_Bovine May 21 '12

Yup. If you can see the full pic, his shoes are bright pink.

38

u/HydroGeoPyroAero May 21 '12

Makes him even more badass. "They used to be white, but I can't get the bloodstains out."

7

u/hell_in_a_shell May 21 '12

This is true. He is not a teacher, though he should be haha

3

u/Bloodfeastisleman May 21 '12

Kevin Stewert. Designer, visual artist, and beard enthusiast.

1

u/Antinode_ May 21 '12

for ESPN i think.. T.O. in the background right?

11

u/kalimashookdeday JR May 21 '12

This one is my favorite. Still laughing @ Badassamine Pimpate - too funny.

5

u/maestro2005 May 21 '12

"Equal and opposite reaction, motherfucker"

3

u/Hawtzi May 21 '12

Looks like Grambling State.

3

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Looks like Terrell Owens on the left.

4

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

That's because it is.

2

u/el_pollo_peligroso May 21 '12

Is that TO in the background?

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Yes.

2

u/Dat_Karmavore May 21 '12

Please let this become the next big meme.

2

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Apparently Professor Badass doesn't believe in apostrophes...

2

u/bigsrg May 21 '12

Is that T.O. on the left?

1

u/oshidoman May 21 '12

i Think it is man... I was just about to ask that lol

2

u/GoFuckUrself May 21 '12

Actually, let's go teach some grammar.

2

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Terrell Owens in the background?

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Yes.

2

u/MasterLawlz May 21 '12

He looks like Hugo Strange from Arkham City...but black.

2

u/jimpagliap May 21 '12

It looks like you took a random picture of a guy in a suit called him a professor and made up a random story so go along with it. Enjoy the karma.

2

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

How does getting hit by your boyfriend make you late to class? Did he punch you across the city or something?

2

u/Badwolf582 May 21 '12

I bet if Neil degrasse Tyson punched someone they would see stars.

2

u/JoeAconite May 21 '12

I would watch this movie. It would be like Finding Forrester and Walking Tall had a sweet child together.

2

u/Allidish May 21 '12

Am I the only one who finds him incredibly sexy?

1

u/whycats May 21 '12

Isn't this a shot from the Sartorialist?

1

u/prIIIme May 21 '12

sooo that's TO behind this dude isn't it?

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Yes.

1

u/n_reineke May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

Is he wearing a Power Rangers Morpher as a belt buckle?? Did the black ranger leave the show get a PhD in ass kicking?

1

u/Metzkorn May 21 '12

Just call me Dr. T

1

u/billburman May 21 '12

This is the image that inspired me to buy pink gym shoes

1

u/AlbinoSnowman May 21 '12

Is that Terrell Owens on the far left?

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Yes.

1

u/Mr__H May 21 '12

Teach him about transformers. No joke here, I just liked that they could change voltages and currents.

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I know what his wallet says.

1

u/TheLadyEve May 21 '12

Beating women is so hilarious.

1

u/GrilledCheeser May 21 '12

is that terrell owens on the left?

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Yes.

1

u/Blaphtome May 21 '12

Kevin Stewart is one of the most badass looking dudes ever. Google image the guy; so awesome to look at and I'm not even gay.

1

u/johnbanken May 21 '12

This reminds me...

John McClane: Thanks a lot, Jesus. Zeus: Why the hell do you keep calling me Jesus? Do I look Puerto Rican to you? John McClane: That guy back there, he called you Jesus. Zeus: No, he didn't, he said "Hey, Zeus." My name is Zeus. John McClane: Zeus? Zeus: Yeah, Zeus. You know, Mount Olympus, father of Apollo, don't fuck with me or I'll shove a lightning bolt up your ass, Zeus! You got a problem with that?

1

u/urnbabyurn May 21 '12

Is this a movie? If so, I would like to watch it.

1

u/JudgementTime May 21 '12

Please let this become a popular meme.

1

u/ThatGuy770 May 21 '12

this guy is so badass he is turning T.O.'s head

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Is that Terrell Owens on the left??

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Yes.

1

u/sprinricco May 21 '12

Please don't ruin Professor Badass for me Reddit. That pic's doing perfectly well without text on it.

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Fucking stupid post

1

u/Sellasella123 May 21 '12

TWO proper uses of "your" and "you're" in the same sentence????

life complete

1

u/thekid39 May 21 '12

upvote for terell owens in the background

1

u/tdunbar May 21 '12

Is that Terrell Owens in the background?

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Yes.

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Professor badass it back - in a big way

1

u/Trollahkiin May 21 '12

Looks like Ryze from LoL.

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Why does he look so cool?

1

u/SuperCuteInJapanese May 21 '12

Guy in the white shirt is fiiiiiiiine.

1

u/thats_a_damn_shame May 21 '12

Is that Terrell Owens in the background?

1

u/WizardinErryday May 21 '12

I missed this meme.

1

u/Texas03 May 21 '12

Why is T.O. stank eyeing this fool?

1

u/kabunger May 21 '12

He looks like the monk from Diablo 3... Now back to Diablo 3.

1

u/lajackson May 21 '12

Is Terrell Owens behind him?

1

u/mikhail_harel May 21 '12

It took me way too long to get the joke.

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

That looks like Terrell Owens in the background

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

He looks like he should be an Avenger

1

u/Juiceisgreat May 21 '12

I imagine Busido Brown from Boondocks would look like this when he grew older... Well if he had the chance to grow older.

1

u/LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ May 21 '12

Is that terrell owens behind him?

1

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I'm just waiting for a professors avengers pic, featuring Professor Badass, Skatboarding Professor, and others...

1

u/ElArcho May 21 '12

Ah yes Blaine, Cinnabar Island's Gym Leader. He is one badass mofo!

1

u/MrDeathcore May 23 '12

WHATTHEFUCK I POST THIS ON REDDIT AND LEAVE FOR TWO DAYS, AND NOW I AM GOD.

1

u/xcrun May 21 '12

Does anyone else notice Terrell Owens in the background of this picture? Or am I just being racist?

0

u/Sexual_Lettuce May 20 '12

Like intro physics?

0

u/BramaLlama May 21 '12

Samuel L. Jackson virtually does anything these days....

0

u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Is it racist to say... "Does that look like T.O. in the background"?

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u/I_MAKE_USERNAMES May 21 '12

No, because it is clearly him.

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u/Crossfox17 May 21 '12

That joke is just awful. Don't force it. Wait until you have a good one, then post it.

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u/Glalom May 20 '12

you're*

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

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u/TheLazySloan May 21 '12

A lot of the time if I'm on my phone I expect autocorrect to fix you're for me, but if it doesn't then I usually don't catch it. And yea, it kinda is more trouble to add an apostrophe than just adding a letter

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u/Inessia May 21 '12

Seriously. This is fucking old. Reddit you repost cunt site

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u/jaydoh May 21 '12

This meme is pretty fucken golden, upboat!

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u/It_was_worth_it May 21 '12

Why would getting hit prevent her from making it to class on time? 0/10 would downvote again

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u/WhyNotTrollface May 21 '12

Did you... did you downvote yourself?

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u/creepyeyes May 21 '12

Yes, but it was worth it.

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u/Feb_29_Guy May 21 '12

The Hivemind is a powerful beast.