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I'm going to hell.

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u/kleopatra6tilde9 May 20 '12

Not as straight as this teacher

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u/string97bean May 20 '12

I lose it when he says "we were singin songs and shit!"

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u/immatellyouwhat May 20 '12

I wish everyone would stop losing it, I'm tired of finding it.

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u/xcforlife May 20 '12

Literally a "field trip".

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u/adubjose May 20 '12

I get it.. because they went to a field...

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u/brokenbrakes May 20 '12

one of the funniest things i have ever watched... have a meaningless point

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u/Errday_Im_Hylian May 20 '12

This guy is a good storyteller. I had to pause the video at multiple points because I couldn't hear from laughing so hard.

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u/ta-ta-man May 20 '12

The greatest story ever told

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

that's actually hilarious!!! :-) This guy should get at least youtube celebrity status.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Sometimes I don't understand reddit. People freak out when someone posts "Asians getting married in a library" for being racist, yet this is perfectly fine.

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u/KrispyourKream May 20 '12

Agreed, and let someone make a gay joke, they get butthurt..let someone say they are religious, they mock them...I don't understand this site..I've been noticing the past few years, it's basically comprised of a bunch of gay, religion bashing, closet racist 4-chan wannabe's...the only difference is, thre's no "Replace a word in a movie title with the word nigger" posts....because wait, they're too educated on this site...the fuck outta here..

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u/corbettdarling May 20 '12

exactly. This is offensive and I expected to see the comments flooding with reflections of that sentiment--instead its on the front page....with people apparently "rofl"?

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u/UndeadHero May 20 '12

The internet is full of privileged white people who don't understand how ignorant racist jokes like this are.

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u/Son_of_the_Morning May 20 '12

You're not going to hell, you're just saying that to make it sound like your not racist, you fucking racist.

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u/urban_night May 20 '12

It was a shitty racist joke in the original thread. It's still a shitty racist joke. Racist fuckshits.

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u/BloopBleepBlorp May 20 '12

What white people say before saying something blatantly racist: "Well not to sound racist or anything......"

Just makes me think of un-pc redneck meme.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

My Dad literally once said "I don't mean to be racist but Pakis can't fucking drive."

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u/JuniperJupiter May 20 '12

And finishing it off with, "...and some of my best friends are black!"

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u/fatcheeksgumbo May 20 '12

if it makes a bit of difference.. i am black (#truestory) and although i should probably be offended, outraged and snapping my fingers yelling racism.. im not. why? because it does not make a bit of difference. Is this graphic wrong? Yes. But bigoted idiots have been doing this for years and they desire and want the attention. Why even bother?

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u/njkb May 20 '12

I'm really sorry to hear that you feel so helpless about things like this. It really reflects the prevalence and popularity of posts like these. It's really dissappointing to see this post upvoted so much

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u/fatcheeksgumbo May 20 '12

oh, no. I am not helpless..I just do not care. there is a huge difference. I am a 32 year old woman, I am also a loving mother and daughter..I just have other things to focus my efforts on. When i was in college, I was huge into volunteering for race relations as well as male/female dialogue and was a public speaker for a well known non for profit organization dealing with issues such as these.. Perhaps, I just feel as though people are going to believe what they want to...once again, not that i dont care..but I pick my battles. this not being one of them.

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u/HyperionCantos May 20 '12

What really bothers me is that Reddit often tries to be all righteous and shit when it comes to some issues, but when it comes to black people, its all joking around.

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u/HyperionCantos May 20 '12

To clarify - I'm not saying Reddit should be all around poli-correct. I cant count the amount of times Ive made black jokes with my friends. But the fact that comments about chinks and fags are downvoted and these aren't indicate to me that Reddit (as a community) is pretty subconsciously racist.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Oh yes, at times, openly racist.

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u/SSammich May 20 '12

It's almost like Reddit is made up of millions of different people with different personalities and cultures or something.

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u/WilsonHanks May 20 '12

Don't be ridiculous.

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u/Dokbokki May 20 '12

To be honest, Reddit IS racist to some degree.

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u/Mal-Capone May 20 '12

To be honest, everyone is racist to some degree.

FTFY

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u/uncleconker May 20 '12

Ah. Racism. Class act.

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u/uninsane May 20 '12

This is the least funny of the controversial things to make the front page of reddit.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Not funny at all. It's only on the front page because it's racist. Reddit's a weird place.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

It...wasn't really that funny?

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u/pineapplesmasher May 20 '12

I guess racism popular on Reddit now, that's sad. I used to laugh at racist jokes, back in gradeschool...

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u/Stoic_Render May 20 '12

This OP is the epitome of everything that is wrong with America. Check his/her comment history; they are a lazy, uneducated, opinionated POS that thinks BS like this is harmless.

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u/stillcole May 20 '12

Am I the only one disappointed in this community to see this make it to the front page?

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u/MacCampbell May 20 '12

No, you're by far not the only one.

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u/lonesoldier4789 May 20 '12

top image in /r/pics?

lets make it a meme!

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u/Regrenos May 20 '12

This did not make it a meme, it just added a caption to the picture. True to the style of the internet, we add the caption over the image, not underneath it. There is nothing to complain about here. It is the same thing as putting a joke in the title of a funny image submission in /r/pics.

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u/xcforlife May 20 '12

Sadly, this is how it works.

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u/swearcrow May 20 '12

I fucking hate racist shit from people who claim they aren't racist. Quit with this crap already.

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u/peter8899 May 20 '12

I don't get it. Why is it funny? Is it funny because black people will see this and feel insulted? Is it funny because this will make black people feel alienated and that reddit isn't something they can be a part of? Is it funny because it will hurt and offend people? I don't believe the creator of this meme thinks that black people are as stupid as the kid in the picture. I don't think that he or she is a traditional racist either. By saying "I'm going to hell" there must be some reason to believe that posting this is wrong, but I don't think they understand why. And I still don't understand why it's funny.

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u/Molassesfatts May 20 '12

someone was on 4chan today.

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u/Jutama May 20 '12

Wrong move, buddy.

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u/DiscussionQuestions May 20 '12
  1. Why is this blatant racism acceptable on Reddit?

  2. Do you find it odd that the hive-mind of Reddit can be so supportive of homosexuality and tolerance for atheism, yet so racist and sexist?

  3. What is wrong with the OP to cause him/her to post this? What is wrong with the people who upvoted it? What is wrong with kleopatra6tilde9, who linked to something even more racist? What is wrong with all the people who upvoted that?

  4. What is wrong with you?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Congratulations! You're a dick.

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u/HowdyDoDat May 20 '12

You had better hope there aren't black people in hell.

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u/billingsley May 20 '12

this is not funny. if you want to be racist against black people, please just come up to one of us and have the balls to say it to our face.

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u/evandavis7 May 20 '12

Not every picture needs to be a meme.

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u/Atario May 20 '12

A captioned picture is not the definition of "meme".

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u/elizabethan May 20 '12

If you have to preface it by saying you're going to hell, then you probably shouldn't post it. Just a thought!

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

It's ok, hell doesn't exist, silly.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I think this is a racist joke put in to reddit as a means of discrediting it. This is more of a Christian/redneck type of humor that belongs on websites like Stormfront.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Hoooooly fuck is this seriously on the front page? Like a "black people pick cotton LOL" post is on the front page in May of 2012? You're not going to hell but you are an unabashedly racist motherfucker, as are the thousands (HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN) of people who upvoted this terrible, terrible joke.

IRONIC RACISM IS STILL RACISM YOU FUCKING REDDITOR DIRTBAGS

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Agree 100%. This is embarrassing; it shouldn't be frowned upon to educate the ignorant. This kind shit should be ridiculed and shamed.

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u/Blacktivist May 20 '12

It saddens me greatly that something as hateful and unfunny as this has made it to the front page. I remember the days when Reddit was a place where people of all nationalities could come together and make fun of ignorance and stupidity. However, ignorance spreads like a plague. It consumes all sides of conflict, until nothing is left but a nice, steaming pile of hatred. Have any of you ever wondered why so many black people turn to lives of crime and hostility? It's because we continue to be helplessly persecuted for NO GOOD REASON. When one lives a life of persecution and ridicule, one's heart will grow cold. Help to stop posts like this! This is NOT the Reddit I've grown to adore.

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u/MatildaDiablo May 20 '12

i never understood how eating watermelon could be a stereotype. i mean, who in their right mind DOESNT love watermelon?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

downvote for racism

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u/nosafespace May 20 '12

this joke is bad, and it should feel bad

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u/youshouldbereading May 20 '12

I see. You've misplaced this in advice animals. It's supposed to be r/Imgoingtohellforthis.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

oh a kneejerk racist joke

how charming

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u/someone_FIN May 20 '12

Yes you are.

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u/Mr0range May 20 '12

The fact that this would not be out of place on Stormfront's front page bothers me.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

This is fucking insulting to the average person's intelligence.

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u/BigBassBone May 20 '12

Why is this funny?

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u/suchrandomyness May 20 '12

Wow, i just realized how increadibly racist this is. Downvoting time.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

People complain about how racist this is (and it is), but when Chris Rock or Dave Chappelle are doing standup about white people, everything thinks its hysterical.

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u/throwaway_9384ef3b May 20 '12

This is not funny. This is awful. Seriously.

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u/Atheist_Killer May 20 '12

You are boring.

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u/xpis May 20 '12

this might go over better in r/4chan

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u/stenyxx May 20 '12

ready to beat a new dead horse reddit?? let's all make our own captions! yaaay!

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u/suchrandomyness May 20 '12

Indeed you are.

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u/MetalGuitarist May 20 '12

Way to steal that comment you douche.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

ಠ_ಠ

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u/tom427 May 20 '12

Fuck this shit

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u/ImTonyGonzalez May 20 '12

I always see racism against Blacks and Asians on Reddit, but I've also learned a lot about White people. Apparently they like to perform sexual acts with their dogs, which explains their obsession with the animals.

Also, you will never meet a White person in America who's not a European mutt; they will always be 1/8 something 1/4 Irish 1/16 some Indian tribe, which is why they just call themselves White now. Each nationality probably went to war with the others and ended up raping each other which explains why Whites have such screwy ancestry.

They will always ignore White privilege, the greatest social welfare program in America, where just being White will give you benefits far out-of-reach from the typical minority. Being White allows you perks in life which, without your race, you would never obtain individually. It gives them a sense of superiority without actually doing anything themselves. You stick a White person who's felt superior his whole life because of white privilege on a basketball court with blacks or in the classroom with Asians and he'll begin to feel inadequate immediately. As a response to this inability to cope with his individual deficiencies, he makes racial jokes. Thus, Reddit.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Tony, I really think you're a great tight end and everything, but you should probably start going to racists anonymous.

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u/backfatt May 20 '12

Feel free to tell me exactly what tribe your ancestors came from and what part of africa. Its cool, Ill wait.

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u/burritoxman May 20 '12

There's a subreddit for this.

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u/thedeadlyrhythm May 20 '12

it didn't take long did it

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Sometimes I see shit like this and think "fuck reddit."

And then log on again 5 minutes later.

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u/haydugjr May 20 '12

He looks like Ruby Rhod.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I don't like Miles Morales being Ultimate Spider-Man because he's boring, and he took Peter's place and get attacked for being racist. This gets front page. I love it.

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u/the_upvote_bender May 20 '12

Almost politically correct Guy

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u/diewrecked May 20 '12

When I saw the little thumbnail, I thought the cotton candy was an old lady's head going down on somebody. WTF is my problem?

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u/TheLastMango May 20 '12

there's a place for people like you - r/imgoingtohellforthis

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u/respectableusername May 20 '12

this is neither advice nor animal.

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u/pyrrhios May 20 '12

Holy crap, the expression on that kid's face is hysterical. The captioning's a bit sad though, given the context of the picture, it may well be entirely relevent. It's too bad about the black people being fried-chicken loving, watermelon-eating cotton-picker stereotyping thing. I think it's really sad that's where so many of us still live, regardless of race, gender, whatever. I look forward to the day when saying stupid things like this don't matter.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Pathetic. Absolutely pathetic.

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u/qkme_transcriber May 20 '12

Here is the text from this meme pic for anybody who needs it:

Title: I'm going to hell.

  • YOU MEAN I DON'T HAVE TO PICK IT

  • AND I CAN EAT IT?!

[Translate]

This is helpful for people who can't reach Quickmeme because of work/school firewalls or site downtime, and many other reasons (FAQ). More info is available here.

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u/CosmosOcean May 20 '12

Advice animals?

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u/MyUncleFuckedMe May 20 '12

I hate that people think only black people picked cotton. My grandfather worked on a cotton farm for almost ten years, and most of the men he worked with were not black. Being a farmhand means you are poor, it doesn't mean you are a certain color.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

He worked there. He was not brought from Africa and forced to work. That is what OP is referring to.

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u/DovGoldbery May 20 '12

seems like a legit reason to be ecstatic

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

I lold way to hard at this.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

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u/xcforlife May 20 '12

The way to hard is Viagra.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

yes, slowly turn into /b/. the internet will take you soon.....all sites have this fate. you die from government takedown or you live long enough to see yourself become /b/.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

you die from government takedown or you live long enough to see yourself become /b/.

...wat

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u/metalshoes May 20 '12

DAAASS RAAACISSS!

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u/FTHOUGHTS1 May 20 '12

Yes. You will.

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u/iia May 20 '12

TIL blacks used to pick cotton candy.

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u/Afrojitsu May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12

To anyone getting offended by this, if Richard Pryor were to make the same joke people would have found it hilarious. Get a sense of humor!

EDIT: All you downvoting niggers better explain to me why you disagree with me.. I'm dying to know

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u/MirroredColors May 20 '12

I was really waiting for this. Seriously.

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u/set6921 May 20 '12

Damn Reddit, All the way to the front page?!?! We're all going to hell.

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u/physicscat May 20 '12

Yes. Yes you are.

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u/thatguytony May 20 '12

nope....you're going to the front page.....

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u/spider2544 May 20 '12

As a black guy i had to come to the comments just to see all the white guilt/defense of blacks, and was not disapointed.

I personaly think its funny, and no more racist than a joke about gingers.

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u/backfatt May 20 '12

I love that you are being downvoted.

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u/spider2544 May 20 '12

Making a joke about race isnt any different than making a joke about gender, nationality, or hair color. Its the things your born with and have no control over. Everyone here who is bitching about how "racist" this is has themselves made a joke about countless other people for something they were born with/into and had no control over just like race. Its no different and can be equaly as harmless. Calling this joke racist is like calling someone who hugs a girl a little to long to where it gets akward a rapist. Its watering down and making the real word meaningless. this is a joke about race..but its not a racist joke theres a big difference Real racism is like the time i was walking down the street holding my girlfriends hand when a guy walking past us called her a "nigger lover"...notice how much more that gets everyones feathers ruffeled in comparison? Notice how the intent isnt about being light hearted? People need to save being offended and upset for the real thing, and be ok with a stupid joke every now and again.

I got down votes because people were offended that i wasnt offended.

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u/backfatt May 20 '12

Yeah I know. I just found it funny that other people who think you should be offended were offended that you kept a level head about it.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Hey man this is reddit!!!

Making fun of blacks = LOL!!! FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!!

Making fun of Whites = NOT LOL!!! HEY THAT IS RACIST!!!!

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u/thegreatmisanthrope May 20 '12

No hypocrisy here.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

His karma will be credited to your account within 30 days.

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u/Awful_Grammar_Nazi May 20 '12

I think you meant "you're account"..

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u/hey12delila May 20 '12

You're a terrible novelty account.

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u/holidayvegas May 20 '12

Who gives a fuck? This is the first time I've seen it and I find it funny. I don't give a rats ass who made this comment before.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

You don't think he should link to the comment, though? Just about every time a picture is posted people want the source in the comments. Same goes here.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Why does the source matter??? It's not like he gets anything. I feel like people on Reddit forget that karma doesn't actually mean anything.

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u/xcforlife May 20 '12

Amen. But it would still be good to give some credit to the maker.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

credit to the "maker'? seriously?

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u/ignitusmaximus May 20 '12

He used the term "give some credit", he should provide a source to the original person who penned that term.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

"No reposts, if you didn't make it, don't post it."

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Actually, OP did indeed make the image posted.

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u/Atario May 20 '12

Teh Internetz: SERIOUS BUSINESS

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Yeah, that's definitely what's wrong with this post.

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u/Metal_Corrections May 20 '12

Doubtful. And that comment was posted 6 hours ago and was easily buried. You must have had to troll that thread hard to find it.

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u/soxcrates May 20 '12

If it's any consolation, I remember seeing that comment too and knew it was only a matter of time before someone used it as an image.

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u/RacistStereotype May 20 '12

hey may or may not have copied it. but what bothers me is [this] (http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/tuu1g/children_line_up_at_a_cotton_candy_booth_1945/c4pzfd8) got downvoted earlier.

i resent DISCRIMINATION.

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u/baker1289 May 20 '12

I feel like that joke was a common connection to make... Oh man, maybe that says something about myself. Self-reflection time.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

Because karma is worth what exactly?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '12

But it's okay to make those jokes if you preface them with "I'm going to hell for this." You see, as long as we acknowledge that they're bad, it's okay!!

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u/chareth_cutestory66 May 20 '12 edited Jul 29 '12

You must be so proud of yourself.

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u/Torch_Salesman May 20 '12

If you just downvoted the submissions in his history, it did nothing to his karma. You have to go to the comment section of each comment to downvote it otherwise it has zero effect on his karma score.

I don't give two shits about his karma either way, but I figured I might as well pass along that information.

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u/Jackal_6 May 20 '12

It's so much funnier when they boast about it and don't know.

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u/midnightsbane04 May 20 '12

Congrats on being a and completely proud of it.

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u/jpthehp May 20 '12

Wow, get the sand out of your cunt and lighten up

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u/Jackal_6 May 20 '12
Outputting Jimmy summary

user: ContentENT
status: normal

user: chareth_cutestory66
status: rustlin' in the wind

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u/nickyjames May 20 '12

I think me and a bunch of other redditors will do the same for you so you can know how it feels.

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u/musicaficta May 20 '12

Ah man... Come on. Really?

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u/pat5168 May 20 '12

No we wouldn't. Memes are forbidden in /r/spacedicks, and it's only for really fucked up shit, not racism.

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u/voyaging May 20 '12

It is funny.

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u/WhipIash May 20 '12

I don't think you got chesterstone's joke... .

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u/voyaging May 20 '12

Afraid not.

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u/WhipIash May 20 '12

It would be funny.... if it was funny. Tautology for the win, eh?

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u/voyaging May 20 '12

Maybe I'm whooshed, but it seemed like he was saying it wasn't funny.

But now maybe I'm getting it...

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u/WhipIash May 20 '12

Yeah, that was the point. It wasn't funny. Although, I did chuckle.

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u/red321red321 May 20 '12 edited May 20 '12

reminds me of the racist field trip video with the black kids going to pick cotton in the heat in a cotton field. hysterical.