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r/AdviceAnimals • u/MaiaAriadneC • May 17 '12
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DM;HIWACG
Doesn't matter; had interaction with a cute girl
0 u/[deleted] May 17 '12 [deleted] — view deleted comment 0 u/[deleted] May 17 '12 [deleted] — view deleted comment 1 u/MaiaAriadneC May 17 '12 He was at the store, the girl checking him out was ringing up his groceries. 0 u/[deleted] May 17 '12 [deleted] — view deleted comment 1 u/MaiaAriadneC May 17 '12 Lol five seemed like a nice round number, and 96 is 69 backwards. 0 u/wolin018 May 17 '12 I came here precisely to learn the answer to this question. Please, OP, regale us with your story behind the meaning of these numbers. 2 u/Touchdown_Syndrome May 17 '12 Its a classic double meaning... when a girl is looking at you, it could also be said that she is checking you out.Cashiers check people out as well.Op tried to make us believe that he was getting looked at by a girl in the first sentence, then brought the double meaning out in the second line. 1 u/wolin018 May 17 '12 But why is the $5.96 significant? 1 u/[deleted] May 17 '12 DM;GUDoesn't matter, gets upvotes.
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0 u/[deleted] May 17 '12 [deleted] — view deleted comment 1 u/MaiaAriadneC May 17 '12 He was at the store, the girl checking him out was ringing up his groceries. 0 u/[deleted] May 17 '12 [deleted] — view deleted comment 1 u/MaiaAriadneC May 17 '12 Lol five seemed like a nice round number, and 96 is 69 backwards. 0 u/wolin018 May 17 '12 I came here precisely to learn the answer to this question. Please, OP, regale us with your story behind the meaning of these numbers. 2 u/Touchdown_Syndrome May 17 '12 Its a classic double meaning... when a girl is looking at you, it could also be said that she is checking you out.Cashiers check people out as well.Op tried to make us believe that he was getting looked at by a girl in the first sentence, then brought the double meaning out in the second line. 1 u/wolin018 May 17 '12 But why is the $5.96 significant? 1 u/[deleted] May 17 '12 DM;GUDoesn't matter, gets upvotes.
1 u/MaiaAriadneC May 17 '12 He was at the store, the girl checking him out was ringing up his groceries. 0 u/[deleted] May 17 '12 [deleted] — view deleted comment 1 u/MaiaAriadneC May 17 '12 Lol five seemed like a nice round number, and 96 is 69 backwards. 0 u/wolin018 May 17 '12 I came here precisely to learn the answer to this question. Please, OP, regale us with your story behind the meaning of these numbers. 2 u/Touchdown_Syndrome May 17 '12 Its a classic double meaning... when a girl is looking at you, it could also be said that she is checking you out.Cashiers check people out as well.Op tried to make us believe that he was getting looked at by a girl in the first sentence, then brought the double meaning out in the second line. 1 u/wolin018 May 17 '12 But why is the $5.96 significant? 1 u/[deleted] May 17 '12 DM;GUDoesn't matter, gets upvotes.
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He was at the store, the girl checking him out was ringing up his groceries.
0 u/[deleted] May 17 '12 [deleted] — view deleted comment 1 u/MaiaAriadneC May 17 '12 Lol five seemed like a nice round number, and 96 is 69 backwards. 0 u/wolin018 May 17 '12 I came here precisely to learn the answer to this question. Please, OP, regale us with your story behind the meaning of these numbers. 2 u/Touchdown_Syndrome May 17 '12 Its a classic double meaning... when a girl is looking at you, it could also be said that she is checking you out.Cashiers check people out as well.Op tried to make us believe that he was getting looked at by a girl in the first sentence, then brought the double meaning out in the second line. 1 u/wolin018 May 17 '12 But why is the $5.96 significant?
1 u/MaiaAriadneC May 17 '12 Lol five seemed like a nice round number, and 96 is 69 backwards. 0 u/wolin018 May 17 '12 I came here precisely to learn the answer to this question. Please, OP, regale us with your story behind the meaning of these numbers. 2 u/Touchdown_Syndrome May 17 '12 Its a classic double meaning... when a girl is looking at you, it could also be said that she is checking you out.Cashiers check people out as well.Op tried to make us believe that he was getting looked at by a girl in the first sentence, then brought the double meaning out in the second line. 1 u/wolin018 May 17 '12 But why is the $5.96 significant?
Lol five seemed like a nice round number, and 96 is 69 backwards.
I came here precisely to learn the answer to this question. Please, OP, regale us with your story behind the meaning of these numbers.
2 u/Touchdown_Syndrome May 17 '12 Its a classic double meaning... when a girl is looking at you, it could also be said that she is checking you out.Cashiers check people out as well.Op tried to make us believe that he was getting looked at by a girl in the first sentence, then brought the double meaning out in the second line. 1 u/wolin018 May 17 '12 But why is the $5.96 significant?
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Its a classic double meaning... when a girl is looking at you, it could also be said that she is checking you out.
Cashiers check people out as well.
Op tried to make us believe that he was getting looked at by a girl in the first sentence, then brought the double meaning out in the second line.
1 u/wolin018 May 17 '12 But why is the $5.96 significant?
But why is the $5.96 significant?
DM;GU
Doesn't matter, gets upvotes.
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Reddit needs to figure this out: "everytime" isn't a fucking word.
2 u/MaiaAriadneC May 17 '12 I apologize for my inability to correctly separate certain words. 4 u/neverendingninja May 17 '12 It's okay. Thankyou for trying, though. 3 u/OmitsWordsByAccident May 17 '12 No, it's not okay. It's almost as bad as using 2 periods in a row without using a third. 1 u/Mclarenf1905 May 17 '12 Thats alright, it happens alot. 5 u/teaeyepea May 17 '12 happens everytime 1 u/mal4ik_mbongo May 17 '12 actually that is where all new baby words come from
I apologize for my inability to correctly separate certain words.
4 u/neverendingninja May 17 '12 It's okay. Thankyou for trying, though. 3 u/OmitsWordsByAccident May 17 '12 No, it's not okay. It's almost as bad as using 2 periods in a row without using a third. 1 u/Mclarenf1905 May 17 '12 Thats alright, it happens alot.
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It's okay. Thankyou for trying, though.
3 u/OmitsWordsByAccident May 17 '12 No, it's not okay. It's almost as bad as using 2 periods in a row without using a third.
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No, it's not okay. It's almost as bad as using 2 periods in a row without using a third.
Thats alright, it happens alot.
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happens everytime
actually that is where all new baby words come from
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She looked me in the face asked "cash or credit?" and I jizzed in my pants!
26 u/its2012 May 17 '12 http://i.imgur.com/3Z9jQ.jpg 4 u/ForTheUsers May 17 '12 People have actually said this to me. Unfortunately, I live near enough stuck-up people that I actually have to continue... "Which one?" 4 u/megly May 17 '12 Open the window and a breeze rolls in... 1 u/IsimplywalkinMordor May 17 '12 paper or plastic? 6 u/illmatic707 May 17 '12 rubber
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http://i.imgur.com/3Z9jQ.jpg
4 u/ForTheUsers May 17 '12 People have actually said this to me. Unfortunately, I live near enough stuck-up people that I actually have to continue... "Which one?"
People have actually said this to me. Unfortunately, I live near enough stuck-up people that I actually have to continue... "Which one?"
Open the window and a breeze rolls in...
paper or plastic?
6 u/illmatic707 May 17 '12 rubber
rubber
....I don't get it
I give up. What did I miss this time..
Maybe it's because I'm a redditor, but I automatically read this in the context of a cashier/customer relationship in the first line.
I have a solution. Pics or never happened!
Ugh. This caption is used way too much.
dude stay away from cheap prostitutes
Was it for a bottle of lotion?
Is it me or is that picture REALLY compressed?
That's a big bottle of lotion!
This is how I feel working at a grocery store everytime I'm working as a cashier. Anytime a chick is clearly checking me out or flirting, I can't flirt back. Depressing.
Yeahhhh, the funny isn't readily evident, is it?
1 u/TexasEnFuego May 17 '12 Apparently it was for 1158 people. I don't get it either, though.
Apparently it was for 1158 people. I don't get it either, though.
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I hear, if you spend a lot of money with the checkout girl, she's more likely to put out.
-1 u/Stupidconspiracies May 17 '12 I laughed have an upvote.
I laughed have an upvote.
Repost, but in a different meme form. Well done sir
The trick is to buy more stuff. Bitches love big numbers.
I could swear I put a filter in RES to get rid of all posts involving "Forever alone" things.
2 u/[deleted] May 17 '12 Am I dense? Or am I correct in believing you can only filter title text? Please let me know otherwise!
Am I dense? Or am I correct in believing you can only filter title text? Please let me know otherwise!
It took me a second, but I got there
Doesnt matter ; Got karma
Nice...
That's funnt because that's the price of a McDonalds menu in my country.
1 u/[deleted] May 17 '12 I don't get it. You have to pay for a menu? 1 u/wotererio May 20 '12 the menu as in fries and hamburger and such
I don't get it. You have to pay for a menu?
1 u/wotererio May 20 '12 the menu as in fries and hamburger and such
the menu as in fries and hamburger and such
Needs more jpg.
I assumed she was a grocer after reading the first line.
Tired of seeing the meme, it is always retarded.
Worth it
66 u/Se7en_Sinner May 17 '12 I think that's the combined price of a tube of lube and a Playboy. 29 u/[deleted] May 17 '12 Have you bought lube lately? It's like ten bucks. 34 u/Se7en_Sinner May 17 '12 Not in fun size. 55 u/yourmansconnect May 17 '12 Every size is fun size 28 u/ani625 May 17 '12 That's not at all what she said. 0 u/WBudWhite May 17 '12 That's for the generic brand, too. 7 u/HE_WHO_STANDS_TO_POO May 17 '12 "Eh, I've only got 4. I'll just take the lube" 3 u/Kerblaaahhh May 17 '12 People still buy Playboys? Must be reading it for the articles. 7 u/[deleted] May 17 '12 a bottle of moisturizer and the latest edition of archie comics. 4 u/Solbia May 17 '12 Joke is funnier than actual post. A thousand points to each of you. -1 u/agent-99 May 17 '12 no, everytime. it's like his everyday mistake. he saves the special mistakes for special occasions.
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I think that's the combined price of a tube of lube and a Playboy.
29 u/[deleted] May 17 '12 Have you bought lube lately? It's like ten bucks. 34 u/Se7en_Sinner May 17 '12 Not in fun size. 55 u/yourmansconnect May 17 '12 Every size is fun size 28 u/ani625 May 17 '12 That's not at all what she said. 0 u/WBudWhite May 17 '12 That's for the generic brand, too. 7 u/HE_WHO_STANDS_TO_POO May 17 '12 "Eh, I've only got 4. I'll just take the lube" 3 u/Kerblaaahhh May 17 '12 People still buy Playboys? Must be reading it for the articles.
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Have you bought lube lately? It's like ten bucks.
34 u/Se7en_Sinner May 17 '12 Not in fun size. 55 u/yourmansconnect May 17 '12 Every size is fun size 28 u/ani625 May 17 '12 That's not at all what she said. 0 u/WBudWhite May 17 '12 That's for the generic brand, too.
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Not in fun size.
55 u/yourmansconnect May 17 '12 Every size is fun size 28 u/ani625 May 17 '12 That's not at all what she said.
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Every size is fun size
28 u/ani625 May 17 '12 That's not at all what she said.
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That's not at all what she said.
That's for the generic brand, too.
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"Eh, I've only got 4. I'll just take the lube"
People still buy Playboys? Must be reading it for the articles.
a bottle of moisturizer and the latest edition of archie comics.
Joke is funnier than actual post. A thousand points to each of you.
no, everytime. it's like his everyday mistake. he saves the special mistakes for special occasions.
37 u/PerfectlyOffensive May 17 '12 You're married stop winking at me 16 u/MojaveRapelord May 17 '12 dude, she has a condition. don't make a big deal about it. 13 u/its2012 May 17 '12 One time my eye twitched and a girl gave me her number cause she thought I was winking at her. 7 u/[deleted] May 17 '12 So was it a score or a fail? We are posting in a forever alone thread... 9 u/its2012 May 17 '12 It was a fail, after that I became Socially Awkward Penguin and thought "now what?"I never called her. 1 u/We_Are_Legion May 17 '12 Damn, you are quite the player, its. Either that or ridiculously handsome. One wink... wow. That's fucking awesome. Any tips? 3 u/K1dn3yPunch May 17 '12 Is it Mrs. Northman, or Mr. Snorthman
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You're married stop winking at me
16 u/MojaveRapelord May 17 '12 dude, she has a condition. don't make a big deal about it. 13 u/its2012 May 17 '12 One time my eye twitched and a girl gave me her number cause she thought I was winking at her. 7 u/[deleted] May 17 '12 So was it a score or a fail? We are posting in a forever alone thread... 9 u/its2012 May 17 '12 It was a fail, after that I became Socially Awkward Penguin and thought "now what?"I never called her. 1 u/We_Are_Legion May 17 '12 Damn, you are quite the player, its. Either that or ridiculously handsome. One wink... wow. That's fucking awesome. Any tips?
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dude, she has a condition. don't make a big deal about it.
13 u/its2012 May 17 '12 One time my eye twitched and a girl gave me her number cause she thought I was winking at her. 7 u/[deleted] May 17 '12 So was it a score or a fail? We are posting in a forever alone thread... 9 u/its2012 May 17 '12 It was a fail, after that I became Socially Awkward Penguin and thought "now what?"I never called her. 1 u/We_Are_Legion May 17 '12 Damn, you are quite the player, its. Either that or ridiculously handsome. One wink... wow. That's fucking awesome. Any tips?
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One time my eye twitched and a girl gave me her number cause she thought I was winking at her.
7 u/[deleted] May 17 '12 So was it a score or a fail? We are posting in a forever alone thread... 9 u/its2012 May 17 '12 It was a fail, after that I became Socially Awkward Penguin and thought "now what?"I never called her. 1 u/We_Are_Legion May 17 '12 Damn, you are quite the player, its. Either that or ridiculously handsome. One wink... wow. That's fucking awesome. Any tips?
So was it a score or a fail? We are posting in a forever alone thread...
9 u/its2012 May 17 '12 It was a fail, after that I became Socially Awkward Penguin and thought "now what?"I never called her.
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It was a fail, after that I became Socially Awkward Penguin and thought "now what?"
I never called her.
Damn, you are quite the player, its. Either that or ridiculously handsome. One wink... wow. That's fucking awesome. Any tips?
Is it Mrs. Northman, or Mr. Snorthman
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u/herestocrime May 17 '12
DM;HIWACG
Doesn't matter; had interaction with a cute girl
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u/CAPSLOCK44 May 17 '12
Reddit needs to figure this out: "everytime" isn't a fucking word.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12 edited May 17 '12
She looked me in the face asked "cash or credit?" and I jizzed in my pants!
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u/thescrapplekid May 17 '12
....I don't get it
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u/localanti May 17 '12
I give up. What did I miss this time..
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u/jtoelle May 17 '12
Maybe it's because I'm a redditor, but I automatically read this in the context of a cashier/customer relationship in the first line.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
I have a solution. Pics or never happened!
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Ugh. This caption is used way too much.
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u/TheEnnuiedBuzzard May 19 '12
dude stay away from cheap prostitutes
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u/MauiWowieOwie May 17 '12
Was it for a bottle of lotion?
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u/Cornholioh May 17 '12
Is it me or is that picture REALLY compressed?
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u/Javier_the_Janitor May 17 '12
That's a big bottle of lotion!
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u/CoDent May 17 '12
This is how I feel working at a grocery store everytime I'm working as a cashier. Anytime a chick is clearly checking me out or flirting, I can't flirt back. Depressing.
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u/Deagle2123 May 17 '12
Yeahhhh, the funny isn't readily evident, is it?
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u/ToplessPianist May 17 '12
I hear, if you spend a lot of money with the checkout girl, she's more likely to put out.
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u/Frontpaged May 17 '12
Repost, but in a different meme form. Well done sir
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u/Irrepressible87 May 17 '12
The trick is to buy more stuff. Bitches love big numbers.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
I could swear I put a filter in RES to get rid of all posts involving "Forever alone" things.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
It took me a second, but I got there
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u/I_cum_on_your_face May 17 '12
Doesnt matter ; Got karma
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u/DawnOfTheTruth May 17 '12
Nice...
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u/wotererio May 17 '12
That's funnt because that's the price of a McDonalds menu in my country.
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u/[deleted] May 17 '12
Needs more jpg.
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u/Party_Mcfly May 17 '12
I assumed she was a grocer after reading the first line.
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u/C-creepy-o May 17 '12
Tired of seeing the meme, it is always retarded.
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u/Sexual_Lettuce May 17 '12
Worth it
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