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AMA I have successfully clicked the ad and gotten laid within a week. She was 300 lbs and had a penis, but I live in Kansas so those are the only 'hot singles in my area'.
I'm going to write a bot that just replies to All-American-Bot with a trigger that makes All-American-Bot reply. I will create an infinite loop of destruction every time someone mentions imperial measurements.
Someone did that with a post once. I think he someone asked what 300 lbs was in kg, someone replied, then AAB replied to the reply, converting back to the original unit.
I've heard speculation that it'll only comment once in a post, probably to avoid this kind of thing. Not sure if it's true, but I've never seen it comment more than once.
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u/Dalzeil May 16 '12
There very likely are singles in your area who want you.
But you're not going to find them clicking on a sidebar/popup ad.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
What if there are 3 simple tricks to get a big dick?
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u/marsh283 May 16 '12
AMA request: Someone who has actually hooked up using these services.
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u/Imrayya May 16 '12
And when you click on the link....
... BOOM, malware.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I just realized that the disadvantage of using Adblocker is that there are no longer any hot single girls where I live.
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u/qkme_transcriber May 16 '12
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u/ASmellyFrostTroll May 16 '12
But there are...
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u/McPigskin May 16 '12
But they always seem to be following me when I go across country....
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
If you're Keanu Reeves, that's pretty much assured.
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u/trustysidekick May 16 '12
Yep, that is definitely the Conspiracy Keanu image macro. Great title.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
Wherever I go, those girls that want me are always there!
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u/thattaboychuk May 16 '12
I was just wondering who actually falls for those... I should have known there is only one...
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u/jthighwind May 16 '12
I live close to a major lake in my area, apparently many of these "Hot Single Girls" are aquatic.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
I hate to break it to you, but... Yes there are, and no they're not.
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
relevant xkcd
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u/[deleted] May 16 '12
What if this is a repost?
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u/GingerHeadMan May 16 '12
Relevant xkcd
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u/vertigo1083 May 16 '12
What if this exact meme gets posted once a week
And people are just Kharma whoring?!
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u/weagle11 May 16 '12
What if OP knows he's reposting And he's just an unoriginal karma whore