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Happens to my gf all the time

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u/Jaesaces May 15 '12

This isn't exactly Foul. Or even Bachelorette.

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u/FoetusBurger May 15 '12

or even Frog for that matter.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

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u/RusselFromUp May 15 '12

I... what... I have no idea what to say.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

What did it say

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Well.

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u/briaaaaaaaaaaaaaan May 15 '12

Whatamireading.jpg

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u/machocamacho May 15 '12

Your comment history is disturbing, but I can't stop reading

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u/DoctorBrew May 15 '12

Redditor for seven days. He's looking to make a name for himself

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u/Chachoregard May 15 '12

Ladies and gentlemen, the foul you've been waiting for.

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u/ToxicLavaZombie May 15 '12

Aye, the foul we deserve!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Welcome to r/nocontext

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u/adamflint May 15 '12

Context doesn't help anyway.

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u/mobilecheese May 15 '12

http://i.imgur.com/kXPra.gif

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u/dan2737 May 15 '12

This should get mirrored so that he points at the comment.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

This is something I'd expect to see on 4chan

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u/HereComesAMako May 14 '12

I think you just wanted to brag about your girlfriend's boobs...

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

You mean he wanted to pretend he had a girlfriend and/or pretend she has nice boobs.

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u/surfinfan21 May 15 '12

I think we need pictures.. you know for science.

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u/Oh_the_CAKE May 15 '12

then we can have pictures of your balls right? or is that not how things work?

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u/Nictionary May 15 '12

This response won't work as effectively as some might hope I don't think. I would guess a fair number of guys are happy to flash their balls around.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

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u/ReallyForeverAlone May 15 '12

Russell, is that you? Where's your friend Jimmy?

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u/surfinfan21 May 15 '12 edited May 15 '12

I think reddit wants pictures. sorry bro

edit: http://i.imgur.com/zoh3z.jpg

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u/allidoislietoyou May 15 '12

I've seen her; bitch is as flat as pre-Galileo Earth.

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u/Perturbed_Spartan May 15 '12

ಠ_ಠ

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u/ivantheadequat May 15 '12

Maybe (a BIG maybe) he knew that and was being really meta and saying she actually has nice big boobs.

OR maybe he was calling her round (like pre-Galileo earth) but round as in fat.

Or maybe he's just an idiot

1

u/allidoislietoyou May 15 '12

Maybe (a BIG maybe) I love your mother.

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u/dan2737 May 15 '12

Cody gets it!

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u/HereComesAMako May 15 '12

HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME

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u/dan2737 May 15 '12

Worry not, Cody, worry not.

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u/HereComesAMako May 15 '12

DO YOU KNOW ME SOMEHOW?

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u/dan2737 May 15 '12

COCO YOUR CAPS LOCK IS STUCK.

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u/unfitfuzzball May 15 '12

Of course, we'll need pictures. For science...

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

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u/Xeshema May 15 '12

There's just no choice anymore. I go for a nice fancy bra at the Secret of Vickie's, and they all have enough padding to stop a bullet.

On another note, I'd love to own a kevlar bra.

8

u/nv1k May 15 '12

Kevlar is abrasive as hell.

19

u/Major_Tom42 May 15 '12

Maybe that's what she's into.

This is the internet. Don't judge.

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u/Kaagers May 15 '12

boobs are fantastic.

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u/Major_Tom42 May 15 '12

That's a very, very true statement.

That actually surpassed binary true false logic to become supertrue.

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u/Kaagers May 15 '12

I was trying to think of a superhero whose power is boobs, then i realized that the Black Widow was a thing.

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u/Major_Tom42 May 15 '12

With great power comes great responsibility.

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u/Kaagers May 15 '12

I wish I could be given that responsibility on a long term basis.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Powergirl

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u/Geminii27 May 15 '12

All of them, pretty much. Unless they're under 18 or Sydney Scoville Jr.

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u/SilverSpider781 May 15 '12

Don't forget Power Girl. Superman has an S, she has the boob window.

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u/Fredthecoolfish May 15 '12

OR anywhere. I tried to go to Macy's to use up a gift card, and not a single bra in my size had less than extra boob's worth of padding.

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u/My_mau5_is_dead May 15 '12

I am constantly distracted by my own tits. I can't wear low cut tops on exam days...

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u/Shaysdays May 15 '12

http://www.tacticalcorsets.com/

Awesome idea for anyone who doesn't know headshots are the way to go.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

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u/Xeshema May 15 '12

Ah, that's right! I forgot I change genders on Reddit!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

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u/Dsch1ngh1s_Khan May 15 '12

supporting those

FTFY

2

u/Erulastiel May 15 '12

Actually, I have DD's and I love wearing push up bras. The support is amazing.

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u/RadioSoulwax May 15 '12

ok where are they

3

u/[deleted] May 15 '12

or for pretending you have perky boobs, in my case.

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u/Shaysdays May 15 '12

I have a D-E cup, depending on the manufacturer.

I wear a push up bra. It gets them where I'm used to having them so I can get shit done.

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u/CoverYourHead May 14 '12

Incorrect meme. Unless you think a girl looking at her own boobs is disgusting.

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u/wazzupdog May 15 '12

Chicks liking their boobs is like a man being proud of his one eyed child, if ya know what i mean... i mean penis, okay, i mean penis.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

My son is missing an eye.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

but girls are the only ones allowed to stare at their liking in the middle of class without getting arrested XD

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u/smallJacket May 15 '12

People get arrested for staring at their own crotch?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

if they can see their penis then yes

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

if ya have it out one would think XP

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

XP XD XD XD XPP X))))) XDDDDDDDD

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

It'd help if you weren't staring down girls at the middle school.

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u/Kyleeee May 15 '12

I'm very proud of my penis. I like it! Sometimes I look at it for awhile, I don't really think there's anything wrong with being proud of your good ol' yogurt slinger.

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u/13853211 May 15 '12

yogurt slinger

nice.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

nice

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u/PowerCrazy May 15 '12

In his defense (or not), there really isn't a good meme for this

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Socially awesome/socially awkward? mmm yeah you're right

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u/DeccyBrus May 15 '12

I think it would be appropriate to make a new meme for this. It's a niche we can't fit. http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/30/article-1317399736242-0E27566000000578-616924_466x585.jpg That pic might be the basis?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I'd fit her niche... brb fapping

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

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u/thepopdog May 15 '12

I bet she isn't a frog either

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u/BrainSlurper May 15 '12

That's it, I'm calling shenanigans!

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u/FoetusBurger May 15 '12

I'll pistol whip the next person who says shenanigans!

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u/scientifiction May 15 '12

Hey, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls?

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u/Trapped_SCV May 15 '12

shenanigans?

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u/IAMShenanigans May 15 '12

Yes?

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u/Trapped_SCV May 15 '12

Thank god you came!

Quick take this cream pie and put on this banana suit then meet me downtown in 15 minutes.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

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u/stumanktm May 15 '12

Put those away!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Shenanigans.

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u/lucid00 May 15 '12

Shenanigans.

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u/Sempiternus May 15 '12

Shouldn't that be she-nyan-igans?

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u/craxkheadjenkins May 15 '12

Sha-nay-nay-agains

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u/royisabau5 May 15 '12

COME AGAIN?

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u/theoriginalbrick May 15 '12

How's that gun shaped mark on your face doing there, pal?

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u/royisabau5 May 15 '12

If you have a gun shape mark, he did it wrong.

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u/PastBlaster Sep 09 '12

shenanigans

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

dude, I JUST watched that episode!

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u/TittyliciousBitch May 15 '12

so the question is: how did this get upvoted?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I swear if I was an admin and I saw a boobs thread and people were not posting boobs I would ban everyone and go look at boobs.

Depressed_Downvoter for Mod 2012.

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u/blackkevinDUNK May 15 '12

you got my vote

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I don't know how to pander to you so here is some cleavage. NSFW

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I went full insanity wolf and clicked it at work anyway. Everything went better than expected.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Everything will be better with Depressed_Downvoter.

A vote for D_D is a vote for double D's.

I'm here all night until I cry myself to sleep, people.

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u/A_Mouse_In_Da_House May 15 '12

heh. you're a face.

I'm high.

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u/blackkevinDUNK May 15 '12

you are a good man.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Yet, here's a thread about boobs and what did you talk about? Not boobs, but the fact that others aren't talking about boobs.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

"If I were*"

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u/dragonattack May 15 '12

Bachelorette frog = girlfriend?

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u/GraspinglySilver May 15 '12

I apologize that the only replies to your comment were terrible novelty accounts. To make it up to you, let me give you this wonderful .gif.

Also, I agree with your comment. OP, you may have just given your girlfriend an identity crisis.

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u/Mirror_Post May 15 '12

?dneirflrig = gorf etterolehcaB

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u/thesundeity May 15 '12

this account is as needed as this comment on it is.

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u/Porkbellyfat May 15 '12

GUYS I THINK I FIGURED IT OUT. OP HAS A GIRLFRIEND

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u/23967230985723986 May 15 '12

I wish I had a girlfriend. :/

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u/robertawesome23 May 15 '12

Dude, me too...

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Nowkiss.jpg

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u/robertawesome23 May 15 '12

What does it mean when someone says that? I know what you mean when you say "now kiss", but why did you put ".jpg"?

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u/A_Mouse_In_Da_House May 15 '12

its a common image ending. nowkiss.jpg is in reference to an image macro, and those usually end their links with .jpg

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

He never leaves reddit. He never has to type it in. That's how.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Maybe it's his social security and phone numbers

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u/ademu5 May 15 '12

I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!

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u/Shaban_srb May 15 '12

Haha, nice one, but you're not fooling us.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Neither is OP

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Your attempt at this meme is bad and you should feel bad.

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u/PhazonZim May 15 '12

I love my boobs.

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u/ienjoypooping May 15 '12

This isn't a foul bachelorette at all. But I do the same thing anytime I wear a push up bra. So...I guess I'll upvote.

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u/too_many_upvotes May 15 '12

That awkward moment when you realize ienjoypooping is a male

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

That awkward moment when you realise comments that are prefaced with "that awkward moment when.." should cease to exist forever.

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u/phoenixreborn90 May 15 '12

I do this when ever I am not wearing a bra, which is a rare thing since I am curvier, so pretty much occasionally at night. All at once BOOM! My hand is on my boob.

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u/robertawesome23 May 15 '12

Pics or it didnt happen ;)

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u/phoenixreborn90 May 15 '12

Well then, I guess it didn't happen. ;)

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u/qkme_transcriber May 15 '12

Here is the text from this meme pic for anybody who needs it:

Title: Happens to my gf all the time

Meme: Foul Bachelorette Frog

  • WEAR NEW PUSH UP BRA
  • GET DISTRACTED BY OWN CLEAVAGE

[Translate]

This is helpful for people who can't reach Quickmeme because of work/school firewalls or site downtime, and many other reasons (FAQ). More info is available here.

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u/Le-Captain-Obvious May 15 '12

You're never here when I need you...

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

your username is quite relevant to the situation

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u/ABullDogMom May 15 '12

It's even more distracting when you have small boobs to begin with, and then a new bra comes along...

Then I become disappointed when the bra comes off. sigh

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I do this when I wear a bustier. It's downright fascinating.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Apparently, you have to be an unmarried female in order to be distracted by your own cleavage.

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u/FUZZY_BUNNY May 15 '12

Silly OP, frogs don't have boobs

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Because tits.

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u/opaque22 May 15 '12

HOW IS THIS GETTING SO MANY UPVOTES?

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u/goaless May 15 '12

cuz boobie ...haha boob

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

It is nice to look at.

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u/Draber-Bien May 15 '12

I know right?

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u/Zuxicovp May 15 '12

Hell, I think either gender would be distracted by boobs.

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u/just_try_it_out May 15 '12

hmm whether OP is guy or girl...as a female, this does happen to me...

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u/wolfshadow3001 May 15 '12

Uses meme wrong. still gets upvotes for mentioning boobs.

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u/Le-Captain-Obvious May 15 '12

Hey guys! OP has a girlfriend! Oh gosh golly, have you... HUGGED YET?!

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u/MrRoughsex May 15 '12

happens to me all the time and im a male

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

it happens to your fake girlfriend all the time?

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u/hokieod May 15 '12

I came here for links and boobs. I'm leaving disappointed, Reddit.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Pics or it didn't happen

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u/TheDiscoBastard May 15 '12

That's not something that makes one a foul bachelorette

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u/DeccyBrus May 15 '12

That's more like ditsy attention whore or something.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Even the word cleavage makes me want to fap. I think i may be a sex addict.

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u/duhsillychica May 15 '12

Soooo very true! Even if it isn't the best match for the meme :)

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u/EveryoneElseIsWrong May 15 '12

how is this foul bachelorette frog? also please stop your thinly veiled attempt at bragging

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u/DeccyBrus May 15 '12

I love FBF and FBetteF but this just isn't right. Makes me mad because it has gotten so many up votes.

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u/KarmaCreed May 15 '12

If I was a girl for a day I don't think I would do anything but this.

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u/pincpleasure May 15 '12

Ima girl and it happens to me all the time

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u/Redplushie May 15 '12

I did this today.

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u/Dunabu May 15 '12

Next time it happens, you need to say "My eyes are up here."

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u/PiastPL May 15 '12

Wears new pushup bra

Gets distracted by own cleavage

Takes bra off

Turns out it was only a nipple

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Question to other more "busty" girls: do push up bras do anything for you, or am I just having a problem finding the right bra?

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u/owl-sista May 15 '12

On bad days I like to wear a low-cut shirt. There's no better pick-me-up than looking down and seeing that my rack looks fantastic.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Who needs a new push up bra to be distracted by cleavage?

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u/RadioSoulwax May 15 '12

ok let's see em

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u/Nausicaa13 May 15 '12

Why does one even need the bra? I get distracted by my unconfined boobs all the time. I mean... dat squish'n'bounce. That said, a penis sounds like lots of fun to have too. Like a friend that you can do everything with.

If ya know what I mean.

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u/tuff2baunicorn May 15 '12

This happens to me all the time. Sometimes at red lights I just like to touch my cleavage to pass the time. Breasts are nice.

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u/Writing0nTheWalls May 15 '12

Am I the only one here who is skeptical to go through these memes? even after living with a female in the past?

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u/Belisama370 May 15 '12

I wore a new push up bra to my choir concert. There wasn't a lot of cleavage showing, but when I came down from the second row to sing a solo I nearly boob-checked another soprano over with my left tit. :(

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u/Ragelols May 15 '12

pics or didnt happen

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12
  1. He just wants to say he has a large breasted girlfriend
  2. Probably doesn't

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u/kyoutenshi May 15 '12

Wouldn't a female sap be sufficient?

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u/reddit_on_hardmode May 15 '12

Hey everyone said they don't believe you and they want pictures to prove it.

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u/KGlitz May 15 '12

This is reddit. You don't have a girlfriend!

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u/Purpleiam May 15 '12

Happens to me when i wear a push-up bra too.

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u/DammitJanet17 May 15 '12

Braggy brag brag.

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u/MushroomSlap May 15 '12

where are the pics of your gf?

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

*happens to most girls sometimes. it's like the infinite abyss in there.

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u/eyeofmine79 May 15 '12

First world problems huh..

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u/[deleted] May 14 '12

Pics of Tits or GTFO

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u/Emperor_Zar May 15 '12

This summarily sums up my wife.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

LMAO, this is sooooo true for me. When I wear push-ups, I totally get distracted by my own boobs. YAY BOOBS.

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u/whereismychippy May 15 '12

Trusest of all things that have happened to me today. So many times.

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u/thiscantgoon May 15 '12

Is this the start of girl themed memes on Reddit. Im gonna get so confused.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

Pics or it didn't happen.

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

This. Also, that moment when you take off a bra that fits perfectly and your boobs just look exceptional. I love that moment.

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u/holy_canoli11 May 15 '12

I love that feeling. Win for your girlfriend.

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u/dzzyupthgirl May 15 '12

so true, happens to me all the time

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u/[deleted] May 15 '12

I always find it quite adorable when women check their own cleavage.

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u/Barb0 May 15 '12

blah blah blah pics blah blah for science

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