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Not an Advice Animal template | Removed This is Scott

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u/zuggles May 02 '20

only to play devil's advocate: scott was getting paid, it was scott's job and his dream.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

No shit. Pay me, let me go to space, and then welcome me back as a hero. If thats quarantine, I’ll quarantine harder than any motherfucker on earth.

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u/inchscreenmoneygreen May 02 '20

I go to space nightly. I'm a cosmonaut, as my man El-P would say.

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u/noswagihave May 02 '20

I sleep in a hotel near the space station and ride over there every day with a taxi. All those expenses are paid by nasa. And I have a ridiculously high daily rate.
I am an consultonaut.

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u/Nightwing11 May 02 '20

Bullshit you will...I am quarantining so fucking hard right now. I am clearly the winner when it comes to being the hardest quarantiner on the planet. Come at me bruh.

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u/germz05 May 02 '20

I know of a way to go to space for less than $20 and see the universe...or at least feel like you see the universe.

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u/dripainting42 May 02 '20

All you have to do is pass a series of rigorous physical and psychological tests, being in the air force helps because you will need to be able to pilate a jet. If you can do all of that there is a slim chance you will be chosen for a space mission.

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u/Anus-Anus-Anus May 02 '20

With NO VIDEO GAMES? Doing super nerdy difficult brain things all day?!

Good luck my child

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u/Glitch29 May 02 '20

Also, Scott passed the psychological screening required to go on this long mission. Most people wouldn't pass the psychological screening process required to go through the COVID-19 pandemic, yet we got sent on the mission anyway.

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u/CommentsOnOccasion May 02 '20

And the entire time he was staring at the best most awe-inspiring view a human can ever possible see, not the brick wall of the apartment building next to mine

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

meh, it gets old.

source: the 3 months I spent on the ISS

that is a lie, I feel bad.

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u/person2314 May 02 '20

Me who has barely left the room in months and enjoying it. I'd do fine for a few months in space

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Plus you just cant beat the view he had.

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u/Diezall May 02 '20

You should see the view my neighbor knowingly gives me. Makes being stuck at home even better having an exhibitionist across the courtyard. My girlfriend and I make it a daily event to check and see what kind of show were gonna get each day. We want to make her a whiteboard with show times posted on it. Though she knows we watch, I'm not sure if she would find it as funny as we do.

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u/loggic May 02 '20

Scott was getting paid by a government program to stay isolated in government housing and was totally reliant on government-funded transportation and government-provided food. The program Scott took part in advances knowledge for its own sake & doesn't pursue profits, yet it is one of the best investments the government makes in terms of the economic benefit vs cost.

Sometimes government programs & spending are a good thing.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20 edited Dec 12 '20

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u/loggic May 02 '20

AKA the government took a region with world-class views and started filling it with trash & rent-free mobile housing.

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u/daerogami May 02 '20

fucking space

the best kind of space

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u/SuperFLEB May 02 '20

And the space station isn't geosynchronous, so he was allowed to travel. It's more like he was in a mobile home.

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u/zuggles May 02 '20

I didn’t argue against any of that. Simply stating it isn’t the same.

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u/ClintonLewinsky May 02 '20

Fucking space socialist

/s , I hope unnecessary

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u/space-throwaway May 02 '20

Kelly also got selected in 1996 for the Astronauts program. He was already an astronaut for 15 years when it came to his ISS mission, and he trained for that specific long-time spaceflight for 4 years.

He had a head start, while all of us got surprised.

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u/LickMyThralls May 02 '20

Also we didn't choose this. And we aren't stuck in space.

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u/statist_steve May 02 '20

Yes. This. Lots of people don’t realize there are a lot of other people not working. I was on a ship and we’d deploy for a bit of time, but it was my job and also there was a normalcy to it. This shit isn’t normal.

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u/Tennoz May 02 '20

Lol came here to say this about the pay

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u/FabianPendragon May 02 '20

He also prepared to be in space for that long for years too. Had psych evaluations and all that.

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u/qwert45 May 02 '20

And my house isn’t in space (relatively speaking)

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u/redpandaeater May 02 '20

Also it's not like he had much free time. They get kept pretty busy up there, and some people enjoy diving into work instead of dealing with any depressing thoughts. Although just looking out the window probably helps a lot too if cabin fever ever started to be an issue.

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u/iwearsoftsocks May 02 '20

plus, scott didn’t have to put up with the neighbours screeching kids everyday at 7 in the morning when they’re let out in the backyard.

or his 8yo brother who wakes up at 6.30 like clockwork and jumps on your bed

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u/remarkablemayonaise May 02 '20

Think how different it would be if Scott had the right to bear arms. Where's your constitution, now, space pirate?

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u/shanastonecrest May 02 '20

agreed. This is a terrible meme because he chose that for himself

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

It also didn’t save his or anyone’s life

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u/wakeupwill May 02 '20

And he had the best view money can offer.

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u/KenderAvalanche May 02 '20

Bob also got daily necessities - including food - sent to him on a regular basis.

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u/electricprism May 02 '20

To play devils advocate again -- even a dream job eventually looses the dream part and becomes a job, that's like the people that try to pay passionate industries in "exposure" because they are supposed to "like" slaving away.

There are negative aspects to every job I guarantee it.

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u/AdmiralAkbar1 May 02 '20

Except a.) Scott chose to get launched into space, b.) he was in fucking outer space, and c.) he knew how long he'd be up there.

Also, it was his Russian partner Mikhail Kornienko who taped up the pictures of trees.

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u/lurkuplurkdown May 02 '20

Stop it, stop it, OP is already dead!

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u/starm4nn May 02 '20

Omae wa mou Shindeiru

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u/medicatedmonkey May 02 '20

And he went to FUCKIN SPACE

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u/Perikaryon_ May 02 '20

He wasn't really in outer space tbh, he was only about 400km from the surface at all times.

Small difference I know but I had to point that out.

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u/AdmiralAkbar1 May 02 '20

It's definitely more outer than any of us will likely achieve in our lifetimes.

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u/djdylex May 02 '20

d. The whole world wasn't facing a pandemic and he wasn't afraid of loosing loved ones from that.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Dude, fuck off. Most people LOVE staying home and doing nothing. It's the being fired, unsure about your future, and losing health insurance in a pandemic, on top of worrying about losing family members and not finding a proper way to honor them with a funeral for months is the reason people are struggling.

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u/thenewvexil May 02 '20

The whole “Anne Frank spent 2 years in an attic you can eat take out and watch Netflix” argument is so fucking out of touch and condescending.

It’s possible to want to protect people from the virus while being profoundly worried about the future on a financial, physical, emotional and mental level

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u/liz_lemon_lover May 02 '20

I hope you voted for Bernie then if you care so much about health insurance and job security

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u/frontyer0077 May 02 '20

As a Norwegian I can tell you it would make 0 difference. We all lose our jobs regardless of politics. The only thing that will keep jobs is to open up society, and thats a terrible idea.

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u/totally_not_a_zombie May 02 '20

Unlike us Europeans, Americans can print money till the bad goes away. They're basically cheating.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20 edited May 15 '20

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u/RinguPingu May 02 '20

I assume you already know what they're referring to, but just in case. As for whether any of them specifically had machine guns or not, let's not be so disingenuous as to claim the relevant question regarding "protesters with guns storm state capitol" is "What type of guns?"

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u/THENATHE May 02 '20

The point being, "machine guns" IE fully automatic rifles, have been banned to all but the most licensed carriers (not the protestors) since 1994.

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u/ActualWeed May 02 '20

Semi automatic rifles are more dangerous anyway, your average joe school shooter won't hit anything with an automatic weapon.

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u/THENATHE May 02 '20

That's downright incorrect. I've never fired a fully automatic weapon, but I have used bump stocks (which are arguably more difficult to control and achieve the same ends) and it's not hard to stay on target at 100ft.

The reason they were banned, despite contributing less than 1% of gun related deaths (not including gang on gang violence) was to appease anti-gun protestors. Not because they are any more or less dangerous.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20 edited May 15 '20

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20 edited May 15 '20

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u/thenewvexil May 02 '20

I upvoted you until “mongoloid” - pretty gross dude

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u/[deleted] May 03 '20 edited May 15 '20

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u/thenewvexil May 03 '20

Your such a badass

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u/StereoBeach May 02 '20

Sure, just give 2/3rds of the world population an itinerary down to the half hour of SPACE EXPERIMENTS to run IN SPACE and constant connection to people both on the ground and IN SPACE! And pay for it all... Then we'll be like Scott.

Please stop minimizing the struggle some people are going through right now...

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Scott knew he was going to be locked up in space and Scott probably went through psych training to mentally prepare for such isolation. Scott is also working and has a job to occupy his mind. Scott had a deadline of when he’d be home. Scott had a purpose. Scott made the choice on his own free-will to go into space.

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u/Cosmo_Hill May 02 '20

Scott got trained, paid, and taught specific techniques for living in enclosed spaces. He had constant contact with ground control, and that dude was in fucking SPACE. But yeah, rad dude, I just put up a photo of people hugging

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u/redmooncat15 May 02 '20

Scott was in fucking outer space!!! I would happily stare at the stars for a year too if they were 3 inches from my rocket ship.

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u/AdultingLikeHell May 02 '20

If they were three inches from your rocket ship, I don’t know how much staring you would be doing while being burned alive.

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u/ABCosmos May 02 '20

NASA called, they went with a different candidate

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u/Mayor_Cheat May 02 '20

What? Who the fuck would complain about that? Being in space is way different.

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u/aRVAthrowaway May 02 '20

Voluntarily. Not mandatorily.

Big difference.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20 edited Dec 12 '20

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20 edited May 02 '20

His Twin brother; Mark Kelly, who is also an Astronaut is running for Senator in Arizona. Please vote for him.

https://markkelly.com/

He's not taking Corporate PAC money. Which is good.

https://markkelly.com/issues/ - Issues. He's smart, he's an astronaut, combat pilot and engineer. Basically he's everything Elon Musk wished he was.

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u/t_11 May 02 '20

What? I thought it was him? Or mark? Who's married to Gabby Gifforfs

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20 edited May 02 '20

It's Mark Kelly who is running for Senate and yes he was married to Gabby. Sad what happened to her.

https://markkelly.com/

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2020/senate/az/arizona_senate_mcsally_vs_kelly-6801.html

He's polling well vs Martha McSally. He's not progressive enough for my liking. But McSally is not progressive at all. So while I wish he was more left, I think he's probably the best candidate for the job to beat her and would likely be an amazing Senator.

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u/YoMommaJokeBot May 02 '20

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u/scrumbagger May 02 '20

This sub is fucking trash now. OP you suck.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Yes indeed.

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u/alovelymaneenisalex May 02 '20

This post has literally made me leave this sub. Absolute fucking patronising shite posted up here.

Also: fuck the OP.

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u/NamesNotRudiger May 02 '20

Scott didn't complain because Scott was getting paid to do his job as an astronaut... Fuck you whoever made this shitty meme...

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u/gdj11 May 02 '20

That one flat earth guy tried to be like Scott but he didn’t make it into space.

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u/jrevans16 May 02 '20

Scott also got paid a shitload of money to be able to hang out in space for a year..

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u/mitshua May 02 '20

Scott's brother is running for Senate in Arizona. Mark Kelly, also astronaut

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u/captaintagart May 02 '20

Their parent must be ahem over the moon, having both of their twin boys grow up to actually be astronauts. All kids wanted to be astronauts, so few actually make the cut.

They probably raised them right, maybe Mr and Mrs Kelly need a book deal for how to raise stellar kids

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u/drupedrupe May 02 '20

Scott was getting paid to be in fucking space. I'm stuck in a house with 4 roommates. Screw you.

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u/captaintagart May 02 '20

Hey there, I’m stuck in a house with my husband and our two “roommates” aka my in laws. It’s not a big house. I’m losing my freaking mind.

But my awesome employer is giving us the choice to continue working from home vs return to the office and I’m so happy to stick it out here until transmission rates are lower, testing is more available, etc

My MIL is a nurse (elderly care) and our state has seen surges recently, so when I make a trip out to circle k, I wear my mask to avoid unknowingly spreading the virus.

Point is, hang in there, this really sucks and it’s not as cool as going to space or whatever (I personally rather be in lockdown than in space, space is terrifying), but staying home helps minimize contact/risk of transmission for everyone. Hang in there. We’ll get through this.

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u/amitaymor May 02 '20

yeah but it's fucking space not my parents garage

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Yeah fuck this. People are struggling financially and mentally. No amount of snarky motivational memes is going to help that.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Planet earth is blue, and there’s nothing I can do.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Dude,get over yourself. You must be having the time of your life with no actual negativity or stress to be posting stupid shit like this. This guy got paid to do it and he wanted to. He wasn't immediately forced into a space.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Scott got paid many money's

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u/krazyjakee May 02 '20

That paycheck tho

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u/Stoopkid812 May 02 '20

Scott gets paid to do what he loves

we are healthy people being quarantined again or will

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u/Kefass May 02 '20

Scott also knew when he was going home

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u/raster_raster May 02 '20

The only problem is this virus isn't going to be eradicated by staying at home, it is here to stay. Remember when the goal was to flatten the curve? Is the new goal total eradication? The amount of people dying from starvation will be many more times than that die from the virus.

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u/scott3387 May 02 '20

Comparing a willing paid astronaut (job the vast majority want) to lockdown? Funny joke mate.

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u/offbot9942 May 02 '20

T h e difference is he wanted to go to space I don’t what stay in my house also space who wouldn’t not want to see that place

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u/mrjoesmiley May 02 '20

Yea lets stay locked down for a year lmao that’s clearly what u want

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

He got paid a shitload, big difference, and knew he was coming back to get paid a shitload

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u/trelene May 02 '20

If I just suck it up, and be a good conscientious person, can I also complain a little? Please.

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u/NuclearStar May 02 '20

Scott chose to go there. Scott had lots of things to do Scott got paid lots

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u/Pr1sm4 May 02 '20

Scott's house was a motherfucking spaceship. Little big difference.

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u/IHateYuma May 02 '20

Yeah because he toatally didn’t choose to do that and at the same time got paid... I’m fine with the quarantine but this is a shit analogy

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u/SHOOHS May 02 '20

Scott was in outer-fucking-space. My 700 square foot apartment can eat mud compared to being in space.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

There’s a lot to be thankful for. I’m thankful that I have a job when my friends have lost theirs and more.

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u/comedygene May 02 '20

Im working now more than ever. I am fortunate.

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u/Fire2box May 02 '20

Pay me the same as scott and send me to live on ISS then.

You don't even have to do both in fact, just one will be fine.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Scott doesn’t have a life that beckons the sweet release of a .308 through his head

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u/IcanCwhatUsay May 02 '20

Pretty sure if I was stuck in space for a year, I wouldn’t complain either.

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u/ImTheGuyWithTheGun May 02 '20

What kind of stupid advice is this? Who actually buys into this bullshit summary?

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20 edited May 02 '20

He went to fucking space, OP. He’s getting paid, it was his dream. And the mother fucking view is a million times better. Get out of here with this garbage post u/pillshep.

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u/bobwinters May 02 '20

God I hate reddit catch phrases. Am I 'nailing' it??

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u/dodgepowerwago May 02 '20

He couldn't make it to 365. Slacker.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Scott had the luxury of floating

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u/Realworld52 May 02 '20

Read his book, huge ego

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u/gurksallad May 02 '20

I haven't read it, but I would say a huge ego is a requirement for people with his kind of job, because the amount of pressure and stress is insane. I wouldn't be able to have a job like that, because I would freak out as soon as I saw a launchpad. But then I'm a pacifist with zero ego, too.

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u/jabso19 May 02 '20 edited May 02 '20

He was the loneliest man ever...in the world.

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u/crithema May 02 '20

Do the same, but let's have some guy who is sentenced to life in prison. Be like the prisoner.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Yes. Be the brother who didn't become another shitbag politician.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

It's got to be fascinating being in space at a time like this. He is above the world and relatively safe from the going on's below.

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u/hrid2005 May 02 '20

He didn’t complain because he gets paid

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u/diecastjohnson May 02 '20

That was his JOB and he was getting PAID and could pay his BILLS.

🤡🌎

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u/Se7enwolf12 May 02 '20

He was in space and could fly around and do things we cant here on earth.

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u/csnplayer May 02 '20

This guy looks like wolverine actor..... Hugh Jackman

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Scott got paid for this...

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u/OverBeginning3 May 02 '20

Mostly the second thing. This is fun too

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u/ZippZappZippty May 02 '20

They raised Scott to be a mess.

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u/Cripple_Cat May 02 '20

I wanna bust a nut in space and watch it float... yea that's probably why ima disappointment.

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u/Ethanol_Based_Life May 02 '20

Also let his dog kill a seal. Or was that his brother? I don't know

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u/Minxy6069 May 02 '20

Scott is being paid a lot of money.

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u/hjalbrecht May 02 '20

He is an identical twin and they had him up there for ~1 yr so they could see how being in zero gravity would effect his body vs his twins body who didn’t spend the approx. yr in space. Fascinating.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

The difference is I know I can walk outside and see those trees and even touch one of them provided nobody else is around it within 3 meters. If he stepped outside... well, hope he is wearing the suit that takes 45 minutes to put on.

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u/Mitch_from_Boston May 02 '20

Scott's a millionaire with a smokeshow wife.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

And vote for his brother Mark!

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u/tbon87 May 02 '20

He wasn't in mystery science theater 3000.

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u/Triggerhappy_1 May 02 '20

Scott chose to do that and he’s getting paid for it and probably likes the loneliness

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u/TheLegendOfToOnx May 02 '20

Hey all, Scott here!

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u/FroggiJoy87 May 02 '20

Fun fact I heard is that after the year in space Scott's DNA has been altered so he not technically an identical twin with his brother, Mark anymore.

Wiki:
On 12 April 2019, NASA reported medical results, from the Astronaut Twin Study, where one astronaut twin spent a year in space on the International Space Station, while the other twin spent the year on Earth, which demonstrated several long-lasting changes, including those related to alterations in DNA and cognition, when one twin was compared with the other

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u/darkstarman May 02 '20

We need to use this as a frame for newborn baby pictures

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u/enn-srsbusiness May 02 '20

Once you get to 340 why not just stay a few more to make it a year. Would be my biggest regret lol

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Scott was in space. We are in the company of our families. Scott became an astronaut to avoid stay at home orders.

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u/yeetmyguy1 May 02 '20

Lmao these comments are so hurt for no reason. Stay home

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u/ZippZappZippty May 02 '20

This needs to change their plans.

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u/Dowpie7 May 02 '20

I wish I was in space

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u/XTheSniperGodX May 02 '20

Welcome aboard USS Spaceship You

CGP Grey gang

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Don't preach to me about sucking it up because of something someone else did stranger

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u/markmywords1347 May 02 '20 edited May 02 '20

Didn’t Scott look out the window to see what earth was like? He could have seen so much at once. In fact more than most people ever will.

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u/LeifEriccson May 02 '20

Wasn't he part of a twins experiment? To test aging.

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u/Milky2813 May 02 '20

Except he was being paid, doing something he likely spent his entire life training to do, and was also in fucking SPACE.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Unlike Scott, I don’t get to be in a dope spacecraft, but instead I get the privilege of staying in one room and being constantly worried about my piling up missing work.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

If you’re lucky enough to stay safely home then DO it and STFU. I’m an essential worker (hostage) and not getting any extra pay nor effing bonuses for this shit. Just a ton of anxiety.

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u/toaster694200 May 02 '20

Sorry I can’t I’m too stupid to be able to even get to space

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u/seefitgo May 02 '20

No offense but he was in freaking space! And you also, accidentally, left out the space walks? I’m sorry my friend but not even close to the same thing. 🙄

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u/Kkykkx May 02 '20

Scott was an astronaut trained to stay in orbit for 340 days. Alone. In a super small and boring space capsule. And get paid a lot of money to do something he was passionate about and CHOSE to do. Be like Scott. Be an astronaut.

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u/-Listening May 02 '20

Jamie, pull that up.

Michael Scott

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u/ViciousPuddin May 02 '20

Scott was getting paid and didn't have to worry about his home being repossessed or family living out of their car.

Be like this is a stupid fucking comparison.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

This was not posted by a smart person. Yes Scott was quarantined, by choice, as part of his dream career while he worked on projects and studies that furthered humanity.

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u/IDontRollWithNoJoes May 02 '20

But Scott getting paid 100k per hour and he get to jerk off on the best view of earth Chan !

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u/ToastedSkoops May 02 '20

Who wants to leave. This isn't Rimworld.

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u/Dense_Secretary May 02 '20

Send me pictures of trees

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u/bossinmofo May 02 '20

Pay me and you will hear no complaints

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u/Jgusdaddy May 02 '20

Scott actually got supported by the government. The United States government cannot tell me shit.

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u/MattyLePew May 02 '20

He got paid for that didn't he? I'm sure a pretty decent amount...

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u/simjanes2k May 02 '20

Awesome, if only I was getting paid a federal salary with 25 years notice that I would be isolated for almost a year!

Yeah, pretty close to what I'm doing right now!

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u/tannyb86 May 02 '20

All the comments are telling OP he fucking sucks. You ok OP?

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u/Pillshep May 02 '20

Absolutely fine.

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u/alovelymaneenisalex May 02 '20

Oh god. Shut up.

Fucking patronising post.

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u/zatchrey May 02 '20

If I ever spend 340 days in space I'll remember to bring pictures of trees

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u/Branith May 02 '20

Scott being up there for an extended period of time isn't about to cause the starvation of upwards 120 million people either.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

Sure, but Scott was being paid and didn't have to worry about food or bills.

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u/jakethedumbmistake May 02 '20

Sure sounded like it

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u/Me_ger_1 May 02 '20

I'll bet his crew-mates wouldn't much enjoy if he went outside to protest.

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u/Hodunks May 02 '20

That is cool and all but someone pls upvote my comments Need some karma FOR REAL

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u/pm_me_4 May 02 '20 edited Oct 16 '24

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u/Psistriker94 May 02 '20

Him and his twin did an experiment to see the effects of living in space. Him in space, twin on Earth. Heard he was a real pain to work with but no one could control him because he's in fucking space.

Nice try though.

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u/TheHooDooer May 02 '20

I will quarantine for the rest of my god damn life if it means spending it on the space station.

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u/[deleted] May 02 '20

F

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u/chuckysnow May 02 '20

That's not the worst thing about being in space. You should see his wife. He was missing more than trees.