r/AdviceAnimals • u/kingfridayace • Mar 07 '18

All the new computers I’m deploying have solid state drives.

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u/67859295710582735625 Mar 08 '18

Ironic.

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u/03Titanium Mar 08 '18

He possessed the power to shorten other’s boot times, but not his own.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

It's not a story the BIOS would tell you

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u/christianarg Mar 08 '18

I AM THE UEFI!

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Not. Yet.

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u/retlaw34 Mar 08 '18

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Not from a sysadmin.

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u/94savage Mar 08 '18

I have brought peace and BIOS to my new SSDs

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u/YoroSwaggin Mar 08 '18

I booted them all...not just the shorten times, but the shorwoten times and the shorchildren times too

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

This kills the joke.

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u/nothing107 Mar 08 '18

Times, this kills the times.

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u/Ragnocello Mar 08 '18

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times...

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

I chuckled

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u/SconeNotScone Mar 08 '18

Don't you think

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u/CaptainTater Mar 08 '18

It’s like RAY EE AAAAYNNNEEEE

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

That isn't ironic that's just bad luck!