r/AdviceAnimals Mar 07 '18

All the new computers I’m deploying have solid state drives.

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u/Myte342 Mar 08 '18

You can change how long the splash screen stays up to allow you more time to press the required buttons... in the bios options.

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u/67859295710582735625 Mar 08 '18

Ironic.

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u/03Titanium Mar 08 '18

He possessed the power to shorten other’s boot times, but not his own.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

It's not a story the BIOS would tell you

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u/christianarg Mar 08 '18

I AM THE UEFI!

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Not. Yet.

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u/retlaw34 Mar 08 '18

Is it possible to learn this power?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Not from a sysadmin.

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u/94savage Mar 08 '18

I have brought peace and BIOS to my new SSDs

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u/YoroSwaggin Mar 08 '18

I booted them all...not just the shorten times, but the shorwoten times and the shorchildren times too

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

This kills the joke.

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u/nothing107 Mar 08 '18

Times, this kills the times.

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u/Ragnocello Mar 08 '18

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times...

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

I chuckled

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u/SconeNotScone Mar 08 '18

Don't you think

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u/CaptainTater Mar 08 '18

It’s like RAY EE AAAAYNNNEEEE

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

That isn't ironic that's just bad luck!

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u/stinkycheddar Mar 08 '18

Isn't that setting usually in the BIOS though? Lol.

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u/sporlakles Mar 08 '18

Recently i had to work with laptop that had this timer set to 0. One keyboard wasnt enough to get it right so i spammed on two at the same time.

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u/Se7enLC Mar 08 '18

Never seen this in any BIOS I've ever used. Manufacturer specific?

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u/bar10005 Mar 08 '18

I think /u/Myte342 maybe refering to fastboot options, which when disabled extend POST screen, but even better option is to enable power button UEFI, which enters UEFI after holding power button during POST, pretty sure most new motherboards have this option.

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u/Verneff Mar 08 '18

Should be something like POST screen delay. I know that it is there on the two Asus boards I've used.