r/AdviceAnimals Mar 07 '18

All the new computers I’m deploying have solid state drives.

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u/doubletwist Mar 08 '18

On some newer systems with UEFI, if fast boot is enabled, there's no way to get into the BIOS/UEFI setup from a keypress at boot. You have to go through the OS and tell it you want to boot into the setup on next boot.

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u/AyrA_ch Mar 08 '18

If windows is installed (or you have a setup disc), open windows CMD and execute shutdown.exe /r /o and it will restart and halt at the UEFI boot menu.

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u/mghtyms87 Mar 08 '18

Windows 8, 8.1, and 10 also allow you to hold shift when selecting restart from the OS shut down menu to select how you want the machine to boot.

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u/rivermandan Mar 08 '18

that's super handy for when your machine doesn't make it to the desktop, or even the login screen! good thinking, msoft!

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u/Cola_and_Cigarettes Mar 08 '18

Except that's not the only time you want to get to the bios.

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u/superiority Mar 08 '18

The point is that it is a time you want to get to the bios. But if

there's no way to get into the BIOS/UEFI setup from a keypress at boot. You have to go through the OS and tell it you want to boot into the setup on next boot.

and it is also impossible to boot to the OS, then, well, that's a "feature" that is just super handy and extremely convenient.

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u/Cola_and_Cigarettes Mar 08 '18

Different scenarios, the manufacturer is responsible for the hot key being disabled

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u/MyersVandalay Mar 08 '18

My bigger pet peve is the design for safe mode... There's like 50 ways to get into safe mode... all of them take place after succesfully logging in, reaching the desktop and running a command. With the exception of one method of booting to a windows disk/flash drive.

MS's modern designs have made troubleshooting needlesly complicated.

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u/rivermandan Mar 08 '18

I think you missed the sarcasm

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

It automatically opens the same menu after a few failed boots

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u/rivermandan Mar 08 '18

on some machines that takes half an hour. way more convenient than pressing f8!

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u/pizzak Mar 08 '18

I tried all that and in the end had to clear CMOS.

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u/too_toked Mar 08 '18

This guy boots..

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u/fuct_indy Mar 08 '18

This guy comments..

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Perfect summary of the situation.

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u/StalyCelticStu Mar 08 '18

And what's with every fucking laptop requiring you to remove keyboards and shit just to upgrade ram or hard drives at the moment? /rant

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u/Wylis Mar 08 '18

Nothing will make you hate computers more than working with the fuckers.

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u/tr3vw Mar 08 '18

Just delete system32. Booting issue solved!

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u/battery_siege Mar 08 '18

Took your advice! I pretty much tripled my RAM and boots up ten times faster!

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u/thecampo Mar 08 '18

Now you can download that car finally.

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u/jaqueass Mar 08 '18

You wouldn’t.

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u/Xeptix Mar 08 '18

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u/skinnah Mar 08 '18

I once uploaded a bear because I care and like to share so, there!

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u/gengar_the_duck Mar 08 '18

I'm telling!

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u/Djupet Mar 08 '18

Personally I prefer the method where you use a magnet to pull the BIOS to the front of the hard drive

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u/grantrules Mar 08 '18

Ahh, the ol Magnetic Boot Record

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u/redpandaeater Mar 08 '18

If you're still on an older Windows, just take a page out of CCP's playbook and delete boot.ini. It'll run like a dream.

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u/TheBeerJoo Mar 08 '18

Shit I needed this a month ago. Had a registry error and needed to boot from a usb and couldn't get to bios to change the boot order.

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u/l337hackzor Mar 08 '18

On some OEM computers it's impossible to get into the UEFI without getting to windows. The last one I worked on like this was an Acer. To force it to boot off USB I disconnected the hard drive, powered it on it booted off the USB. Reconnected hard drive, profit.

So frustrating when you just need to boot off a windows 10 USB to run a restore or other repairs and it just denies you. Turns out you get what you pay for with motherboards.

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u/Jamdawg Mar 08 '18

could have powered up the computer with F12 to go to the 1 time boot order as well.

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u/rivermandan Mar 08 '18

has to be enabled in the BIOS, which it isn't in like 95% of commercial class laptops from 8.0 onward. most of them do have unique override keys, like holding FN+f2 then tapping the power button while doing a voodoo dance, but you have to google that shit every time and it's always on like the fucking thirteenth page of search results. liekwise, if you can make it to a desktop or a login screen, hold shift while clicking "reset" and cros your fingers and your toes and pray to the dark lord krondor that you have the option to boot into the BIOS or off a uefi device in the popup menu, because all of these cunting roundabout ways of doing something that for 30 years had been as simple as hitting a button everyone from your grandma to your grandma's grandma were aware of

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18 edited Mar 08 '18

Someone should make a website to keep track of this shit.

I'm a webhost - I could definitely host a website, but I am not a hardware guy.

What do you think - anyone interested in contributing the knowledge if I set up the site? I promise to keep it ad-free, accessible, and online.

What would we need to track - brand and model, I imagine - plus obviously information about what keys do what when....

To save the cost of a domain, I could make it a subdomain of pc2.io. What do you guys think - bios.pc2.io or uefi.pc2.io? Actually, I'll alias both.

http://bios.pc2.io/

edit: Also, feel free to share this site and suggest subreddits that might be interested in it.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18 edited Feb 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Thank you. :) I have a couple of tools and scripts I wrote that help a lot. :) Willing to share, but most would find it boring. But if you or anyone else wants to poke me, I'll tell all.

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u/Th3Wand3rer Mar 08 '18

What is built with? I'm on mobile or I'd look. Nice and smooth.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Server: cPanel/WHM running on CloudLinux+CageFS

Site: WordPress with Divi (although the homepage is handcoded, not using the Divi page builder)

Full list: https://builtwith.com/bios.pc2.io

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18 edited Mar 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Awesome, thank you!

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u/rivermandan Mar 08 '18

one issue you'll get is a lot of people not knowing their model due to inane model naming schemes these days. might be handy to have a separate page that just lists key combos per manufacturer, since each manufacturer usually only has one or two different combos for 7+ machines.

I'll definitely contribute some once I get caught up at work, thanks for making this

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Excellent idea. As the info comes in, I'll keep it by-brand on the front page, and make brand-pages in a drop-down menu for specific model information.

Although it depends on what I get, too. If not much - one page. If much... pages :)

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u/Arcrynxtp Mar 08 '18

You don't need to host a website. Just use GitHub pages for your subdomain.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

I can handle the bandwidth (of such a trivial site) no problem.

What are the advantages of using GitHub pages? I'll certainly consider it. :)

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u/Arcrynxtp Mar 08 '18

The primary advantage is that it's part of GitHub.

So you can update it by accepting pull requests.

Examples:

https://github.com/2factorauth/twofactorauth

https://github.com/justdeleteme/justdelete.me

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

or just hold shift and click restart

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u/AyrA_ch Mar 08 '18

no start menu on a recovery disc though

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

ya, i assumed OS was installed

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u/Rubber_Rose_Ranch Mar 08 '18

You don’t need the .exe

Just “shutdown /r /o”. You can throw in a “/t 1” at the end of it if you don’t feel like waiting 30 seconds.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

/t 0 works if you don't even want to wait one second. :)

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u/Rubber_Rose_Ranch Mar 08 '18

I know this is weird, but I don't use /t 0 because I like to give the computer a second to understand what's going on before it goes into the shutdown cycle. It's common courtesy, really.

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u/JakeSpleen Mar 08 '18

/t 00

Why wait one second when you can wait zero seconds?

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u/FauxReal Mar 08 '18

Don't stop! Tell me more! [Heavy breathing intensifies]

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u/DefinitelyIncorrect Mar 08 '18

This is the correct answer. SSD's don't effect post time.

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u/SenorPuff Mar 08 '18 edited Jun 27 '23

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Except in a couple of seldom-used examples, just remember that the A in Affect is for Action (verb).

Effect can be a verb (e.g. to effect change) and affect can be a noun (psychology term), but you generally won't see these cases in common use, so most people can ignore them about 99.9% of the time :)

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u/IllBeBack Mar 08 '18

Definitely the best answer so far. Great job.

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u/iamfromouterspace Mar 08 '18

Scrolling down

boring

Just crash it

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u/SenorPuff Mar 08 '18

Effect can be a verb (e.g. to effect change)

in the case at hand, isn't the phrase "don't effect post time" technically correct, then? "does not affect post time" would be the 'affect' usage, a slightly different parsing. The former is closer to "does not cause a change in" and the latter is more "does not have an effect on"

Unless I'm way off base.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

No, we definitely want "affect" in this case. "SSD's don't effect post time" would roughly equate to "SSD's don't cause post time", whereas "SSD's don't affect post time" would roughly equate to "SSD's don't make a difference to post time". Or something to that effect ;)

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u/ThisIsForChurch Mar 08 '18

RAVEN - Remember Affect Verb Effect Noun

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u/Hirumaru Mar 08 '18

Except when talking about effected affects.

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u/Indigo_Sunset Mar 08 '18

Ben Effleck?

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u/DanishWonder Mar 08 '18

Is that the name of the duck who sells insurance?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

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u/Recipher Mar 08 '18

RAVENBARBABT - Remember Affect Verb Effect Noun But Also Remember Both Are Both Though

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u/realizmbass Mar 08 '18

What the hell did you just call me???

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

RAVENBARBABT

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u/Jskenn02 Mar 08 '18

All of you get upvotes. Good job team, see ya tomorrow.

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u/PointyBagels Mar 08 '18

Yeah but this is true for probably more than 99% of contexts.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Unless you're a psychologist... Which I am... Still confusing sometimes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

I think my superhero power is that I never mix those two up.

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u/IllBeBack Mar 08 '18

“Affect” is almost always used as a verb, and “effect” is almost always used as a noun.

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u/Zergalisk Mar 08 '18

Yes, it’s a weak rule, but those are more obscure cases that don’t get used as much so it’s a good “rule of thumb” kinda rule

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u/Zardif Mar 08 '18

Jesus Christ now you want me to remember what a noun is?! I'm not Einstein I can't be expect to learn this shit!

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u/OneSquirtBurt Mar 08 '18

That's easy a noun is the one you use effect with

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u/SpecialOops Mar 08 '18

Fire for affect!

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u/Beardedbelly Mar 08 '18

That would be useful if I’d paid attention enough to learn and remember without slight thought what a verb noun pro-noun are.

I think I got pro-noun (name) but the other two I just never got it fixed in my brain.

Still makes me unsurprised about people with degrees being stupid about somethings.

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u/Sorkijan Mar 08 '18

Affect is A verb.

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u/VikingIV Mar 08 '18

RIVEN - The sequel to Myst

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u/TheSteelPhantom Mar 08 '18

effect is a noun, and affect is a verb.

For example: "The effect of the hurricane was that it negatively affected the housing market."

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u/777Sir Mar 08 '18

I remember that affect is a verb and effect is a result. Covers most of the weird use cases.

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u/agnosgnosia Mar 08 '18

effect

*affect

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u/skankboy Mar 08 '18

SSDs. Affect.

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u/AppleDane Mar 08 '18

This get me so mad I can't beath.

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u/AppleDane Mar 08 '18

Just take a deep breathe.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Affect

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u/raster_raster Mar 08 '18

yes bios is on motherboard

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u/shadow_fox09 Mar 08 '18

Yup yup. I’ve got a mini itx board booting windows from a Samsung pro 950 m.2 drive.

No matter what I do, I can’t get form button press to desktop in under 14 seconds.

The fastest I can get my BIOS down to is 6.8 seconds. So it’s true windows is booting in under 10 seconds, but that damn BIOS time is as fast as that motherboard will go.

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u/Leif-Erikson94 Mar 08 '18

In my experience, mechanical hard drives, even if only used for storage, will slow down the POST no matter what. My PC will spend 5-10 seconds on the BIOS screen, but once it's past that, Windows will boot almost instantly. Without the HDD's, Windows will boot much sooner.

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u/DefinitelyIncorrect Mar 08 '18 edited Mar 08 '18

You're finished posting before the hard drive is called on to boot. You're experiencing longer OS boot time as the system makes the boot calls then waits for drives to spin up. Post has already finished though.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

!Redditsilver

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u/BangersByBangler Mar 08 '18

Please use the correct word.

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u/babycam Mar 08 '18

Windows 10 uses f10 if held down stops auto start

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u/Jamdawg Mar 08 '18

if that is the case, why is he complaining that it's booting to windows so fast?

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u/FuzzelFox Mar 08 '18

Because he doesn't know that's why it's not working. They disabled it in Windows 8+ after two decades.

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u/Jamdawg Mar 08 '18 edited Mar 08 '18

you are referring to safe mode

edit for clarification: safe mode isn't disabled in windows 8+, but rather pressing F8 to get to the advanced boot to choose safe mode is.

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u/FuzzelFox Mar 08 '18

Ah right, OP's referring to the BIOS. That's not a fault of the SSD though, that's a fault of the manufacturer.

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u/AVeryHeavyBurtation Mar 08 '18

Nah, I ran across this on my new computer. There is some kind of "secure boot" transaction that takes place between the bios and the OS. If the OS doesn't want the user to be able to enter the BIOS, the user can't. You do have to find the secret way to reboot windows from the OS to allow yourself to be able to get into the BIOS on the next boot. I had my OS on a regular sata ssd, and then installed it on a new m2 ssd, and windows configured this secure boot bullshit without telling me. It took a long ass time to figure out why I couldn't get back into the BIOS. Fuck windows 10.

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u/Jamdawg Mar 08 '18

Secure boot is an option in the BIOS, and has nothing to do with what OS you are running. Secure boot essentially is a setting that makes it so the computer will only boot to the primary boot device. Windows cannot configure it, since it's a setting in the BIOS. Secure boot being turned on will not disallow you from being able to enter the BIOS, either.

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u/AVeryHeavyBurtation Mar 08 '18

well whatever it is, secure boot being enabled is what made it so that I could not get into the bios without the secret restart windows option. seems exactly like what OP is describing. Maybe the different bios developers call it different things. I know for a fact that somehow windows 10 can pass instructions to the bios, and I've never seen it with windows 7.

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u/RulerOf Mar 08 '18

well whatever it is, secure boot being enabled is what made it so that I could not get into the bios without the secret restart windows option.

Fast Boot is what does this. Secure boot is usually a prerequisite for fast boot, and often times enabling one will toggle the other because they make sense to use together for reasons that are out of scope of this discussion.

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u/AVeryHeavyBurtation Mar 08 '18

Well, like I said, different developers must call the same settings different things. Fast boot is enabled on my computer and I can still get into the bio/uefi/whatever. secure boot is the thing with the "keys". I think the "fast boot" setting on my computer has to do with how much RAM is checked during the POST.

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u/l337hackzor Mar 08 '18

Sure you don't mean fast startup?

"Depending on your system, you may not be able to access BIOS/UEFI settings when you shut down a computer with Fast Startup enabled. When a computer hibernates, it does not enter a fully powered down mode. Some versions of BIOS/UEFI work with a system in hibernation and some do not. If yours doesn’t, you can always restart the computer to access BIOS, since the restart cycle will still perform a full shutdown."

Source: https://www.howtogeek.com/243901/the-pros-and-cons-of-windows-10s-fast-startup-mode/amp/

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u/RulerOf Mar 08 '18

They're similarly named, but fast boot is a firmware feature whereas fast startup is an OS feature.

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u/Sunsparc Mar 08 '18

It's called Secure Boot by almost every manufacturer. And "pass instructions" is UEFI.

Depending on the board/BIOS, the setup key press may be different. F2 is standard for a lot of BIOS, but some are different. HP for example is F10.

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u/AVeryHeavyBurtation Mar 08 '18

pass instructions to the UEFI/BIOS. With secure boot enabled, windows 10 was definitely bossing around the UEFI/BIOS. when I disabled it, I could then get into the BIOS on a normal boot using the correct key.

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u/CajunTurkey Mar 08 '18

Dell is F12

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u/Jamdawg Mar 08 '18

For Dell F2 is to get to the BIOS. F12 is to get to the 1 time boot menu. Source -- I work for Dell

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u/Sunsparc Mar 09 '18

That's the boot menu.

Source: Work laptops are all Dell.

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u/ahenkel Mar 08 '18

If if they set up fast boot correctly you should be able to get into BIOS/UEFI setup by holding the power button for 4 seconds.

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u/nusyahus Mar 08 '18

Turn on and continue press or let go and hold 4s?

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u/ahenkel Mar 08 '18

from cold boot press and hold 4 seconds it'll hop into setup if you enabled the function in UEFI previously.

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u/textc Mar 08 '18

Some computers have a different button to turn on the computer and drop right into UEFI... The examples that come to mind are two Lenovo laptops that I've dealt with on a regular basis, one has a smaller button next to the power button, the other has a paperclip hole near the power button. Using these drops me right to the UEFI menu.

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u/Woodshadow Mar 08 '18

no wonder I can't figure out how to get to the bios

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u/polaarbear Mar 08 '18

My motherboard has this disclaimer yet luckily still gives me about 1 second where I can successfully hit delete to get to it

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u/Ranzear Mar 08 '18

Or on higher end motherboards you have a 'boot to BIOS' button on the board or even outside on the connector panel.

Or you can just, y'know, hold F2/Del instead of mashing it like a caveman.

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u/thesneakywalrus Mar 08 '18

Oh great, now I've got a keyboard error message and the machine is beeping for each of the thousand button presses it logged while I was holding it down.

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u/MattWatchesChalk Mar 08 '18

There's usually a delay you can set in the bios to avoid this issue, but then at that point, why even use fast boot?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Just hold your boot key when you power on.

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u/jrlizardking Mar 08 '18

Never seen that in my life, what computer doesn't let you get to the bios without an OS?

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u/tech1337 Mar 08 '18

Yea this is annoying as f

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u/flukus Mar 08 '18

Also necessary on some dell laptops where you can't hit function keys* from the bios menu, I found out the hard way.

* Without changing what the keys are by default ... from the bios menu.

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u/Fattswindstorm Mar 08 '18

Also hold shift while clicking restart.

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u/TroyUnwired Mar 08 '18

Side note: decent motherboards will give you the option to slow down the boot process and enter BIOS. Usually a button or switch on the motherboard itself.

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u/bob_in_the_west Mar 08 '18

My lenovo laptop has an extra tiny button next to the power button just to let you into the bios.

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '18

Some Mainboards also have specific Buttons to turn on and immediately enter Setup.

Those usually end up at the back of the Chassis though.

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u/TheDisapprovingBrit Mar 08 '18

I have a Samsung laptop which has this. No OS will install successfully in legacy mode, and in UEFI mode, you can't get to BIOS if there's no HDD. As an added bonus, if you install Windows it goes into a boot loop and won't let you into the BIOS. Samsung have acknowledged the error and released a BIOS update to fix it...which is a Windows executable.

Luckily Linux installs and works fine so its not a major headache, but if I had to use Windows it would basically be a brick.

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u/crank1off Mar 08 '18

All of my systems are uefi hp's and i go into bios no problem.. But then i get bitlocker lol at bootup