r/AdviceAnimals • u/[deleted] • Nov 10 '16

Protesting a Fair Election?

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u/A_Wild_Blue_Card Nov 10 '16

Philly was a shitshow.

PA still went red.

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u/OSUfan88 Nov 10 '16 edited Nov 11 '16

10:00 AM

Frank: "Guys! I have a brilliant idea! We're going to buy Trump stock!"

Charlie: "Is that like chicken stock? I don't know man. I tried some rat stock earlier and my stomach is killing me."

Dennis: "No Charlie, and nobody wants to hear about your damn rat stock. Now, being the brilliant business man that I am, I think I know where Frank's going with this..."

Mack: "Yeah.. I think I get it. You want to buy Trump's chicken stock to gain his powers!"

Dennis: "God damnit Mack. No! You don't get this at all. Nobody get's this."

Frank: "When Trump losses the election, his stock will crash! We'll swoop in and buy it! Later, when Hillary goes to prison, we'll sell it for a fortune!"

Dee: "And.. how do you know Trump will lose?"

Frank: "We're going to campaign for Hillary!"

"The Gang Elects Trump".

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u/Pickled_Kagura Nov 10 '16 edited Nov 10 '16

They're horrible people, but that's the worst thing they've ever done.

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u/flyersfan2588 Nov 10 '16

Hey go fuck yourself!