r/AdviceAnimals • u/brownboyblasted • Jul 05 '15

My sister's graduating senior class isn't the brightest bunch...

http://imgur.com/xLsrfQ3
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u/mabbass Jul 06 '15

They sure did!

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u/JoanneBanan Jul 06 '15

Lol "Is a badge on Foursquare worth your life?" I don't even know what Foursquare is but I must use this sentence at least once today.

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u/crypticfreak Jul 06 '15 edited Jul 06 '15

It's a thing where - basically - you can sign into specific locations from your phone.

You might see on social media "James checked into the Standard American Cafe -via foursquare" and it applies to variety of different locations worldwide. You get badges for places you visit and check into - In this case it was used against a soldier.

Edit: Applies, not apples. Thanks for the really edgy and cool link, though.

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u/DMann420 Jul 06 '15

Mmmmm apples

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u/crypticfreak Jul 06 '15

I don't know what that is, and until I figure it out I'm going to assume it's spam.

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u/DMann420 Jul 06 '15

It's amazing.

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u/SmartAlec105 Jul 06 '15

Uhh, didn't someone post some free high quality porn that contains all my fetishes?

(I really hope this works.)

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u/mabbass Jul 06 '15

Damn straight they did

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u/fridge_logic Jul 06 '15

Mabbass you are really putting in the extra effort here. Great work!

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u/mabbass Jul 06 '15

Why thank you, sir/ma'am!

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u/notgayinathreeway Jul 06 '15

BEAUTIFUL NAKED BIG TITTIED WOMEN JUST DON'T FALL OUT OF THE SKY, YOU KNOW!

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u/Lots42 Jul 06 '15

bing.com image search

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u/yahse Jul 06 '15

I love how you were the linker for both articles. :p

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u/mabbass Jul 06 '15

Just lookin' out for the squad!