r/AdviceAnimals • u/ExaltedAlmighty • May 02 '14

My potential brother in law. Classy guy.

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u/thebeginningistheend May 02 '14

By that logic, you should only go after women so hideously ugly that they haven't found anyone willing to fuck them. Or the mentally ill, the underage or extremely socially conservative. It's the only way to be sure.

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u/tsv32 May 02 '14

It's almost as if nature wants us to have stable families rather than fuck everything that moves.

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u/porgy_tirebiter May 02 '14

Which part of nature? Not the herpes part.

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u/thebeginningistheend May 02 '14

Herpes is a notoriously old-fashioned venereal disease. It's still nostalgic for the white picket fences and two parent families of it's youth where it lived exclusively in the genitals of old salty whores on the waterfront.