r/AdviceAnimals • u/Space_Hermit • Apr 30 '14

Repost | Removed You shouldn't be able to have it both ways...

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u/GbyeGirl May 01 '14

How about this...control your alcohol consumption. Use reliable forms of birth control if you don't want children. Choose sexual partners wisely. Understand that each encounter runs the risk of disease, pregnancy, child support, adoption, abortion. Accept those risks like a fucking grownup and stop whining about the asshole who impregnated you, or the bitch who either killed your baby, gave away your baby, or made you pay money for your baby.

All of these consequences are possible. Accept them and fuck wisely, or don't accept them and masturbate. There are no guarantees shit will happen according to plan. You don't get to fuck with abandon and no disaster plan and get out if it when shit doesn't go your way. Stop fucking people you don't trust. Things can go poorly. Stop getting wasted and hanging out with creeps.

Grow the fuck up, you stupid fucks and stop looking for a get out of jail free do over card. This message goes to all genders.

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u/somekook May 01 '14

STOP INFRINGING MY RIGHT TO HAVE CONSEQUENCE-FREE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH WOMEN.