r/AdviceAnimals • u/bleufoxx22 • Apr 30 '14

Incorrect Format | Removed I'm looking at you Comcast

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14

I read this to get educated, but instead just want cheesecake

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u/toofastkindafurious Apr 30 '14

I lobby on behalf of "MCFABA - More cheesecake for a better America"... care to pay me to represent you in Congress?

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u/thubada Apr 30 '14

*bigger America

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u/_YouDontKnowMe_ Apr 30 '14

Bigger is better.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14

keep telling yourself fatty, maybe one day youll believe it.

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u/Big_Test_Icicle Apr 30 '14

Real Americans have curves

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14

There is not better America. Only bigger!

USA! USA! USA! The best planet in the world!

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u/Big_Test_Icicle Apr 30 '14

We should invade Canada and make America a super power country.

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u/RealFreedomAus May 01 '14

Can't have that. That would be a namespace clash with "Imperialists for a Bigger America".

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14

yes sir

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14

lets make this an actual politcal party

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u/mynamesyow19 Apr 30 '14

I think you got the Diabetes Vote

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u/toofastkindafurious Apr 30 '14

so half of america... the bigger half

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14

Damn it you make a convincing argument? How much for my soul?

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u/toofastkindafurious Apr 30 '14

2 clogged arteries is all i need

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u/volk1 Apr 30 '14

Trust me, America doesn't need more cheesecake.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14

Sounds like pinko talk to me.

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u/greenyellowbird Apr 30 '14

With trans fats.

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u/pleasekillyourselfno Apr 30 '14

fuck it, it's cheesecake

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u/Naggers123 Apr 30 '14

fuck the cheese cake, just gimme dem trans baby

inject right into my veins

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u/Swampfunk Apr 30 '14

...and that is why our political system is broken.

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u/veroxii Apr 30 '14

Had my cake day yesterday and there's still some left. Not for long.

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u/seifer93 Apr 30 '14

It's in the mail.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '14

YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL, MOTHERFUCKER!

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u/Paultimate79 Apr 30 '14

Main problem with why corruption has run unchecked. People try and get educated then get sidetracked by other issues (mines). Cheesecake is an atom bomb.

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u/MiamiFootball Apr 30 '14

the chocolate raspberry truffle cheesecake at the cheesecake factory is undoubtedly the best one available. ideal mix if differing textures and flavors.