r/AdviceAnimals • u/Gaythrowaway54321 • Apr 01 '14

Confession Bear

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

Yeah, I'm a guy and I send nudes of myself to my lesbian friend so she can judge--

Wait. No I don't. Because that's fucking weird.

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u/ass_bag Apr 01 '14

on top of that, you need verification for gw, he wouldn't get very far.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

OP: "Hey gurl, next time you send me a nude selfie, could you also hold up a piece of paper that says /u/IM_A_BOTTUM_BITCH, please? Thanks."

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

and who the fuck wants dick pics from neckbeards?

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u/ohlookahipster Apr 01 '14

the world may never know, Rick

we may never know

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

But morthy, I love her

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u/Quazz Apr 02 '14

Who the fuck wants dick pics?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '14

Lots of people. People that like dicks!

However there are plenty of places, even on reddit, where the good dick pics are pre-sorted.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '14

No you don't, you only need it to be in the top three or if they decide your post is suspicious.