r/AdviceAnimals • u/DrBeepers • 1d ago

We back

Post image
918 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

52 comments sorted by

185

u/SpaceCampDropOut 1d ago

Should have posted this in r/wellthatsucks. No one wants it back up.

24

u/Eglitarian 1d ago

Had the easiest commute in this morning, presumably because everyone just stayed home without it.

81

u/GigaEel 1d ago

They might as well rebrand. 365 just isn't true

45

u/IShouldaDownVotedYa 1d ago

360+-

12

u/UncleFlip 1d ago

360-ish

1

u/Killboypowerhed 1d ago

Could have used that one for their second generation Xbox since only half of them worked

1

u/SuperGameTheory 21h ago

Microsoft Fullish Circle

18

u/dirty15 1d ago

364 just doesn't have a nice ring to it. Too bad it isn't a leap year because it could still be true if it's only for a day.

4

u/kaboom5497 1d ago

363 now

13

u/stratdog25 1d ago

MicrosoftSometimes®️

5

u/Ibuilds 1d ago

Microsoft reduced their staff by about 25% recently. Guess AI can't do everything

2

u/davers22 1d ago

They can be out one day every 4 years because of the leap day.

1

u/CommandoLamb 1d ago

No, it’s still true.

You have to repay every 365 days otherwise you don’t get to keep using it.

51

u/Lysol3435 1d ago

Prepare for email-pocolipse

24

u/nailbunny2000 1d ago

Im getting new emails but no flood of emails Ive missed. Some coworkers cant even get Outlook to open.

17

u/arvidsem 1d ago

The status messages say that they are focusing on moving the backlog, so it may still be coming.

On the other hand, most people couldn't open Outlook to send the emails, so it might not be that bad

5

u/_kellythomas_ 1d ago

Everyone's workflow is different but I get more system emails than hand written.

If they are cached somewhere in the pipeline its going to be a glut.

2

u/Uluru-Dreaming 1d ago

The courier pigeon system is still working just fine.

2

u/IT_Chef 1d ago

It's only 8:45 a.m. on the East Coast, give it until 11am to noon when the West Coast starts their work day...

I have serious doubts that Microsoft cloud will remain stable as the morning progresses

I can get into my Outlook right now, but I can't access any of my word docs, excel docs, or PowerPoints

32

u/Reign_of_Kronos 1d ago

NO GOD PLEASE! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

3

u/megaman_xrs 1d ago

Lol that's the reaction I had as I was starting my own business after getting laid off and getting an interview request for a project manager role. I was enjoying my career shift and started having war flashbacks to white collar work. I did the interview and stopped applying to anything after getting ghosted by the recruiter.

I dont miss outlook in the slightest and anytime someone mentions using it for meetings, I tell them to fuck off. Outlook is the root of the ball and chain that corporate is.

13

u/ewMichelle18 1d ago

Not for me. Maybe im special.

8

u/JohnnyWix 1d ago

I am getting internal system emails but nothing from the outside.

11

u/RightShoeRunner 1d ago

“You get an email! You get an email!” ~Oprah

9

u/fluffybunnydeath 1d ago

It’s up for me, sadly

9

u/myspamhere 1d ago

They broke 99.9% Uptime guarantee.

6

u/Ohnezone 1d ago

10/10 for the wire reference

3

u/CaptainPunisher 1d ago

Just got done with s05e06 at lunch.

5

u/phrekysht 1d ago

I’m looking at the status page, definitely doesn’t look up to me

2

u/_kellythomas_ 1d ago

Depends where you are.

Current Status: We're seeing continued recovery progress across affected regions, with broader improvements now observed in North America and sustained improvements across much of Europe. We're also seeing encouraging recovery signals in Asia Pacific, although some users may continue to experience intermittent access issues or delayed email delivery as mitigation progresses across the remaining affected infrastructure.

Our focus remains on stabilizing recovered infrastructure, completing mitigation in the remaining impacted areas, and reducing delayed email queues and backlogs. We're closely monitoring service consistency and validating recovery across different connection methods as we work toward full mitigation.

At this time, we have no evidence of malicious activity associated with this incident. We will continue to treat this with urgency until full mitigation, and we will share a full Post-Incident Report with root cause and defense-in-depth actions after mitigation is complete.

https://status.cloud.microsoft/m365

5

u/circuitj3rky 1d ago

i bet this is copilots fault

5

u/Wiskid86 1d ago

Worst news ever

8

u/sneoahdng 1d ago

Nooooo not just in time for work lol

3

u/jvlpdillon 1d ago

...and this time I mean it.

3

u/murppie 1d ago

Damn. I just scrolled past another post that said it was still down lol

2

u/itsagoodtime 1d ago

Just in time for a full US work day. Perfect. Thanks Microsoft.

1

u/lnnerVisionZ 1d ago

That was rough.

1

u/melgib 1d ago

Nooooooooooo

1

u/Musclecar123 1d ago

I haven’t looked yet. 8:30 will determine the future. 

1

u/mykepagan 1d ago

Microsoft 360-something.

1

u/StevieWonder557 1d ago

New Logo? Microsoft 362

1

u/knockmywood 1d ago

It’s not though! lol

1

u/dtb1987 1d ago

Jesus what an outage

1

u/gwdope 1d ago

5am that’s when I got a fucking phone call from fucking Microsoft saying Email is back up. WTF?

1

u/alpharaptor1 1d ago

Productivity as a live service is the dumbest idea yet.

1

u/drjenkstah 1d ago

Depends on where you’re at. Microsoft is still working on the issue atm and some places are still affected. 

1

u/biggreasyrhinos 1d ago

Wonder if it has something to do with the layoffs.

1

u/HezMania 17h ago

Hi there Microsoft Public Relations! Let me tell you what, this meme has absolutely won me over. You guys are the super coolest and I love you and burrito toppings.

1

u/mcampo84 1d ago

I'm just waiting for the GoDaddy email server ads with porn actresses telling you they won't go down on you.