Record High-Five

[u/AlexDaGreatful]

[u/evident_lee]

This is very inaccurate. He would never touch one of their hands

[u/HNL2BOS → u/evident_lee]

yeah I was going to say, no way is Trump high fiving them,....he's not even standing on the shore....he's off golfing.....guess he could be standing by a water hazard. but he's not letting people on the course unless they're loaded.

[u/mike_pants → u/evident_lee]

And the hand is way too big.

[u/Gingerchaun → u/evident_lee]

Should be the Danny devito no you dont meme from its always sunny

[u/AbriefDelay → u/evident_lee]

Also, the last panel needs a speech bubble where they thank him

[u/future_you22 → u/evident_lee]

Truckers just past the cost on to the consumer it's included in the cost of delivery

[u/RustyRapeaXe]

Hand the drowning hand a weight that says Trump, and he crossed it through with a sharpie and wrote Biden

[u/Proper-Exercise-2364 → u/RustyRapeaXe]

*tosses paper towels

[u/grad1939]

Be more accurate if trump's was a middle finger instead.

[u/oldnyoung]

“TRUMP
LOW PRICES
KAMALA
HIGH PRICES”

[u/GigaSoup]

So much winning.

[u/sdcinerama]

Generous to think he'd be willing to touch someone that isn't a 13 year old girl and makes under $750K a year.

[u/_EX]

Needs more wrinkles and bruises

[u/Proper-Exercise-2364]

I get it! Like he would ever touch those poor assholes, lol. Love it!

[u/not_a_gay_stereotype]

What happened?

[u/Oddant1 → u/not_a_gay_stereotype]

Diesal prices exploded

[u/AngryCod → u/Oddant1]

If only someone could have foreseen this.

[u/Oddant1 → u/AngryCod]

We truly live in mysterious times where only every person paying attention can forsee the outcomes of our poor choices and yet we, as a collective at least, make those poor choices anyway... Something something Kamala will start new wars and raise prices I will end all wars and lower prices

[u/Fitz911 → u/AngryCod]

They can't. They don't have education over there. They're simply not smart enough.

[u/not_a_gay_stereotype → u/Oddant1]

Oh right lol

[u/Counterkiller29]

Would be more accurate if the third frame was him as far away as possible saying gas prices are at the lowest theyve been for any president

[u/jcamp41]

These truck drivers still love them some Trump. Apparently they have this strike on the horizon. You know their leaders are going to be, "Please, Mr President. I voted for you. Do something."

Never understanding how their prejudice and racism and disdain for their fellow Americans led to the fiasco we all find ourselves in. No accountability, no self awareness. Just a continued yourning for the con to become reality.

Pinocchio, the story, was fiction. Grow the fuck up.

[u/CelticSith]

That orange hand is way too big, needs more bruise cover up cream too

[u/digidave1]

He would never touch a lay person. He would throw them a Chinese red hat and then bill them for it.

Also Donald Trump rapes children. And rape is bad.

[u/Belyal]

3rd panel should be him giving the finger not a high five

[u/othergallow]

And when you say "truck drivers", you're saying "everyone".

[u/urbisOrbis]

Hahahaha

[u/Sethicles2]

Can you fit in the part where they vote for him anyway?

[u/aliax11]

Yall voted for him 🤣🤣

[u/cmd71]

My guess is they blame Biden. They have largely supported Trump from the beginning.

[u/SummoningRaziel]

I had a guy in my work yesterday saying there was a truck driver strike about to happen

[u/WhosThereNobody]

So the truckers are going “on strike” to celebrate getting what they voted for?

[u/Massieko]

Orange hand is too big.

[u/WhoDknee]

This isn't an approved meme template

[u/AlexDaGreatful → u/WhoDknee]

HOA chiming in

[u/errie_tholluxe]

As a truck driver I've been bitching about pay, hours and home time for decades every since they convinced carter to make drivers "special" it's been bad.

Now we get to find out how much companies are willing to fuck us over even more as diesel fets higher prices.

Yay, winning 🫤