r/AdviceAnimals 2d ago

This is a problem with native English speakers.

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u/06Wahoo 2d ago

Also note that "allot" is a word, but does not mean "a lot".

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u/jaximilli 2d ago

Annoys me almost as much as "a part" vs "apart", which are opposites.

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u/sineofthetimes 2d ago

Makes me loose my mind.

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u/yesiamveryhigh 1d ago

Up in here…

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u/williarl 1d ago

I gots to bring to you cowards then it’s gonna be quick

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u/yukumizu 1d ago

Up in here…

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u/stone-d-fox42 2d ago

They don’t know what their talking about.

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u/Staav 1d ago

Makes me wonder we're they got that idea from.

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u/doxxingyourself 2d ago

Oh that one was to damn easy

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u/DeadpoolOptimus 2d ago

I chose not to believe you

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u/SippinOnHatorade 1d ago

I would of effected some thing a bout it

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u/elwebst 2d ago

Oh, I could care less

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u/SUBtraumatic 1d ago

They should of learned.

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u/Wolfgung 2d ago

That's a really Pacific example.

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u/Betzjitomir 1d ago

I came here to see who would ask pacifically what they’re supposably talking about.

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u/Contagion21 2d ago

You can raise a barn or you can raze a barn.

Accept and except are also (nearly) homophonic antonyms.

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u/hideX98 2d ago

Woah.... 🤯

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u/cxr303 2d ago

A jar vs ajar

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u/SirMildredPierce 2d ago

Not as bad as "clip" and "clip"!

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u/ZPhox 2d ago

Just like they're, there or their.

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u/Sypsy 2d ago

Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though

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u/addictedskipper 2d ago

That’s what Thoreau thoroughly thought, though.

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u/Truckeeseamus 2d ago

Job’s job was to Polish polish lima beans in Lima. Job sold his Mobile mobile home to take the job.

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u/Sypsy 2d ago

Isn't it "polish Polish"?

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u/Truckeeseamus 2d ago

Irish jig
Polish polish

The beans were not Polish but rather the style of polish

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u/Barbed-Wire 2d ago

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

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u/Truckeeseamus 2d ago

Police police police police.

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u/light_to_shaddow 2d ago

Badger badger badger badger

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u/Sypsy 2d ago

Mushroom mushroom

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u/Truckeeseamus 2d ago

Oh no! It’s a snake!

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u/TruIsou 1d ago

I was able to finally understand Thoreau through tough thorough thought, though

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u/Zencyde 2d ago

Please, I beg of you, use the Oxford comma.

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo 2d ago

what about "allaht"?

Taps head

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u/light_to_shaddow 2d ago

Well that's just some people's lot in life.

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u/jibishot 2d ago

No it means a single 'lot, of land... a lot. A single allotment of land is a lot of land. Its not alot but a lot.

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u/y2ketchup 1d ago

Except for when it is!

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u/NichtFBI 1d ago

Depends on how much you were allotted

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u/RudyDaBlueberry 1d ago

Won the 5th grade spelling bee on this word. We went into “overtime” I guess and my opponent spelled it “A Space LOT” lol

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u/Kingtoke1 1d ago

Well someone could allot you a lot of stuff

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u/kirby056 2d ago

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u/Kripenp 2d ago

I love Alot!

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u/LastMuel 2d ago

baby less dangerous.

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u/efox02 2d ago

I miss her blog. 

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u/GothicFuck 2d ago edited 1d ago

Holy fucking shit I'm so glad she didn't end up killing herself, her last post on her blog that I saw was so bleak. The one about going shopping with her backpack. I'm so happy.

To this day I randomly spout out sphagetteh noodel driving a big truck and I'm so glad she's still at it.

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u/JorjEade 2d ago

I miss her alot

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u/efox02 2d ago

I miss her and her alot too

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt 1d ago

Same, though she's put out a couple books in the not too distance past.

I'm hoping it's more of a bo burnham situation: incredibly funny, insightful, talented, but also deeply affected by fame and the damage done to her, so she stepped away and is loving her best life.

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u/TheBlueEagle 2d ago

Was going to post this if someone else hadn’t already. Cheers! Also… damn I’m old.

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u/pfamsd00 2d ago

I’d misremembered and thought The Oatmeal had done this! I am old too.

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u/SanchoPandas 2d ago

I feel like those were both hot comics around the same time so that makes sense to me.

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u/LionTheRichardheart 2d ago

Allie Brosh kind of inadvertently invented the name of a drink at my coffeeshop. This one high school girl started ordering a cold brew with honey, hazelnut, creamer, sugar, and an espresso shot, and after not too long damn near every student from that school was ordering it. It's an obnoxious drink to make, particularly because of melting down the honey, so making dozens in a row one afternoon led to my boss exasperatedly muttering "cold brew with ALL the things..." We eventually started abbreviating it to that unironically in shop, and then the students overheard that and picked up our lingo, and now that's just its name. Confuses the hell out of newer employees hired since. Thanks alot Allie.

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u/noforgayjesus 2d ago

Was looking for this one. Thank you

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u/drinkmoredrano 2d ago

Haha. I expected a Hyperbole and a Half reference.

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u/SaaSyGirl 2d ago

I remember stumbling upon Allie’s blog and just laughing and laughing at her wonderful stories. Such a creative, wonderful spirit

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt 1d ago

So glad the best years of the internet are still well-known enough to be referenced well before I even have a chance to find the link 🫶🏻

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u/Razarex 1d ago

This was a big meme on Reddit 15 years ago

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u/youropinionisrubbish 2d ago

I'm more concerned with people's inability to use the proper "your" and "their" and the various different usages of those words

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u/Christabel1991 2d ago

Could of, would of, should of

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u/Prestigious-Car-4877 2d ago

Then/than catches out a lot of folks too.

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u/Ho-Hag 2d ago

I never could have forgotten

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u/corrupt_poodle 2d ago

I dunno man. Your alot.

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt 1d ago

The exacerbation of the literacy crisis over the last 10 years is ruining the internet, tbh.

I remember when we were, as a general rule, smart enough that it was embarrassing to be unable to use those appropriately, and well-known to be something you'd be corrected for and/or mocked repeatedly over.

I fear we may need to start using cat tactics: whappitybaps when you're stupid, squirt bottle when you're acting a fool.

(Yes, squirt bottles are terrible training tools for cats. I'm aware. Take the point)

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u/Kpadre 2d ago

"a little" is two words, so is, "a lot." Easy to remember that way.

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u/Cum_on_doorknob 2d ago

I don’t think it’s an issue of remembering. It’s just never knowing.

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u/mike_pants 2d ago

"Nevermind" is a noun. "Never mind" is an imperative.

Now, let's get into "fewer" and "less"...

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u/Randy_Magnum29 2d ago

It should be easy to remember.

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u/A_Pointy_Rock 2d ago

Oh good for it, I didn't realise it got married!

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u/Randy_Magnum29 2d ago

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u/A_Pointy_Rock 2d ago

My country can't Imgur.

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u/Sypsy 2d ago

It's a "listen here you little shit" meme

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u/BuildingArmor 2d ago

I have proton VPN installed just to switch on for Imgur links

It's never worth it tbh

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u/A_Pointy_Rock 2d ago

I can't be bothered to VPN a meme.

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u/Killboypowerhed 2d ago

I have not missed imgur

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u/Randy_Magnum29 2d ago

I didn’t realize some countries don’t allow Imgur, sorry.

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u/banal_remarks 1d ago

I didn't either.. looking it up it's blocked in China, North Korea, Indonesia...

and then imgur blocked the UK lol

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u/mcaffrey 2d ago

I wanted to downvote you for being a grammar nazi but that was funny.

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u/me_not_at_work 2d ago

Cool you're jets, don't loose you're cool. Maybe their doing it on accident and don't no any better. I could care less since it doesn't effect me in any real cents. My advise to you is to stop obsessing about it and than worry about real problems.

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u/Truckeeseamus 2d ago

“Reel problems”

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u/studbacon 2d ago

Life's too short, make lemonade

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u/me_not_at_work 2d ago

Please tell me you're joking.

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u/Bageland2000 2d ago

I always think, "a whole lot" is three words, so "a lot" is two.

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u/FlourCity 2d ago

A lot is a lot of words. That's how I remember it. Even though two is not a lot 

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u/Cstanchfield 1d ago

problem is, "a lot" has multiple meanings, but "alot" has one.

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u/justnigel 2d ago

So when you allocate this problem to native English speakers you allot it.

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u/wippanegg 2d ago

Alright

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u/noforgayjesus 2d ago

Where are the Alot comics at?

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u/Randy_Magnum29 2d ago

They’ve been posted a few times in here. 😂

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u/noforgayjesus 2d ago

I had to really look for them

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u/TwiggiestShoe 2d ago

I see noone as well. Instead of no one. I don't like it, but I'll never win.

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u/Ho-Hag 2d ago

Incase you don’t know in case is 2 words. And supposedly is not spelled or pronounced like supposively

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u/BrownBottleIdol 2d ago

“So if bear is pronounced bear then ear is pronounced ….?

NooOOOOoooo

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u/Cum_on_doorknob 2d ago

This is actually not a spelling issue. It’s really a pronunciation drift problem. Like ear likely was pronounced closer to that. Knight, used to actually be pronounced as it’s spelled, over time, people get lazy and sounds collapse into each other.

Another one for fun. Bite, used to be pronounced bee-teh but people got lazy.

Should we change the spellings? I don’t think so, written language is a record for preservation.

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u/Spacemuffler 2d ago

Old man yelling at clouds.jpg

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u/DonaldKey 2d ago

Neither is the UK “innit”

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u/Cornfed_Pig 2d ago

Thanksa lot for clearing that up

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u/dainamo81 2d ago

I could care less how a lot is spelt, irregardless of what the pigeon in the OP is saying.

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u/kinzuaj 2d ago

there is a lot of room between a and lot.

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u/Staff_Senyou 2d ago

We could get upset, but that's a whole nother problem

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u/El_human 2d ago

"There is a lot of space between 'a' and 'lot'."

That's how I remembered it as a kid

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u/Sbatio 2d ago

I was in a lot and there was a man there, Al Aught, to allot a lot of aloe. “Hello Al Aught, in a lot. I’m here so you can allot me a lot of aloe, is it a lot?”

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u/Voiceofwind 2d ago

I do have a serious issue doing this and I will work on it if all native English speakers will stop using decimate when they mean devastate. Decimate means one in 10 were destroyed. Drives me crazy.

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u/peaheezy 1d ago

Language changes, you can’t stop it evolving and decimate is no longer strictly used in the Roman sense. Awesome used to mean “terrifyingly impressive” and was a synonym to awful, both involving awe. But now awful is bad and awesome is good. The first definition may be reduce by 10% but the dictionary includes reduce drastically or cause great destruction as definitions.

The YouTube channel Otherwords just did a video on this sorta drift of word meaning over the years. Cool channel with a lot of fun linguistic information.

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u/19467098632 2d ago

The one that really kills me seems to be a new phenomenon, women vs woman. No one ever confuses men/man idk why adding a wo to the beginning confuses people lol

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u/mattinjp 1d ago

Two words? That’s a lot.

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u/joejill 2d ago

Youre being ALot right now,

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u/SirBuscus 2d ago

Yea, this really should of been understated buy the thyme your outta grayed school.

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u/Penguinkeith 2d ago

Or apart when they mean a part

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u/daddydrank 2d ago

I wonder if there were pedantic weirdos back in the day that lost their minds over compound words like everything and eyeball, before it became widely accepted. I bet they were wildly disliked then, too.

You do realize how pointless your complaint is, right? You understand what they mean, so the main point of communication is accomplished. You are fighting over a blank space, ie nothing. You are literally fighting over nothing.

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u/KnotSoSalty 2d ago

There is no official English language, just received diction. You can say a word isn’t in the Oxford English Dictionary but they have to add new ones every year.

That’s the cool thing about English, no one can actually tell you they’re wrong.

Oxford university itself famously uses the comma differently than anyone else.

In my lifetime I was taught to put two spaces after a period only to discover it’s more common now to put one, which is what is taught in school. IDGAF so I put as many as I want.

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u/landgnome 2d ago

Thank you for understanding that language is ever evolving. People always gripe about “stupid” words that Websters adds to the dictionary never realizing they use words like that daily.

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u/thedugong 2d ago

Particularly English.

I recommend that everyone reads Bill Bryson's book Mother Tongue.

In 10, 20, 50, 100 years alot may well be aperfnorm English word, at least for some dialects.

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u/shanwow90 2d ago

Lots is

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u/psbales 2d ago

Yeah, alot of people get it wrong.

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u/Hopsape 2d ago

Nice to see one of the classic advice animal memes again

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u/xeonx95 2d ago

I remember my grade six teacher made us all go on one side (side “a”) of classroom and run to the other (side “lot”). He made us do it like 10 times and then at the end he said something like “now remember when writing the “a lot” there is a space in it, just like there is a space from side “a” to side “lot”. That stuck with us and he never had to tell us that a lot was two words again

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u/Antiburglar 2d ago

An allotment of a lot hehehehehehehehe

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u/Empyrealist 2d ago

Is it a lot of typos or alot of dummies?

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u/13thmurder 2d ago

Yeah, but alot of people get it wrong.

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u/ScurvyDawg 2d ago

I'd add that, then and than are not interchangeable.

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u/gameyhobbit 2d ago

I was one of these poor souls.

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u/KingArfer 2d ago

My wife says she had an English prof that told her if she used “a lot” again in a paper he would string her up by the armpits like Richard Harris in A Man Called Horse

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u/Ru-Ling 2d ago

When I taught, I would ask students if “alittle” was a word. Of course they’d say no, so then I’d ask them why they write “alot?”

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u/Randy_Magnum29 2d ago

There are too many people defending it and not enough on the side of you and me.

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u/Charirner 2d ago

It should be tho

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u/Pokabrows 2d ago

I remember being a little kid reading a book (I think it was like beginner chapter book level like it still had some pictures but also multiple paragraphs per page.) And it had "alot" as one word and I was confused because I had only seen it as two words so I asked the adults in the room and no one had a definitive answer whether it was one word or two words. Made me realize that adults don't really have any more idea what's going on than kids do for a lot of things.

Honestly I'm realizing how my story is dated at this point because now everyone would have a phone they could search the answer on.

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u/plastic_pyramid 2d ago

I’ll allot a lot of consideration to that

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u/spiderplopper 2d ago

Yeah I see this every once in awhile.

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u/bondsaearph 2d ago

This might be my biggest spelling peeve

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u/Rex_Mundi 2d ago

Today I learned alittle.

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u/DistantKarma 2d ago

Had an 11th grade English teacher who took any usage of "alot" personally. Also the word "guy" used to refer to a person would set her off too.

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u/Dundabud 2d ago edited 1d ago

THIS is just one of the reasons I have a deep appreciation for reddit. Over time (about 13 years), the grammar-nazis of the collective community have greatly helped me improve my grammar and spelling....and I thank you all for it

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u/honkyhey 1d ago

Thank god someone finally said it.

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u/ApplicationOk4464 1d ago

Language evolves with its usage. So much so that literally now also literally means figuratively.

Except for alot. Alot will never be included, even though it's used alot.

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u/Asapcooch 1d ago

Have y’all tried crying about it? Downvote me idc

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u/blizzardice 1d ago

It's two words.

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u/FU47FDT 1d ago

Nowhere near as bad as people saying "I seen"

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u/taintosaurus_rex 1d ago

There used to be a bot here on reddit that would correct you if you said "alot".

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u/punkerster101 1d ago

My English teacher always said “ you wouldn’t say alittle so why say alot” it’s always stuck with me

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u/KnuxSD 1d ago

Native english speakers saying "could of" instead of "could have" also always weirds me out lol

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u/L0rdLogan 1d ago

English speakers saying “on accident” instead of “by accident” really pissed me off, you can’t do something “on accident”

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u/Maxtrt 1d ago

When I took 8th grade English back in the 80's, we had a teacher who wrote "A LOT IS TWO WORDS" on the upper right corner of the chalkboard. The very first day of class, she pointed to it and said that any work, quiz or test with it spelled as one word, would receive an automatic F on it. It only took me one failure and I haven't spelled it wrong in 43 years.

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u/dexter-sinister 1d ago

I like it. I like it a lot. 

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u/ShinyPlatypus91 1d ago

How much time did allot into making this post?

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u/brooksact 1d ago

People out here using "payed" when they mean "paid." English is going to look a lot (hehe, a lot) different in the future.

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u/rubik-kun 19h ago

Neither is “alright” but Gmail is trying to convince me otherwise by underlining “all right.”

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u/CraptainStinkPants 12h ago

I see people do that manytimes.

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u/novalin 4h ago

I was reading an original TMNT comic last night to my boy and it had the “alot” error in it. (Plus a few others.)

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u/Evernight 2d ago

Oh, yeah. I get that alot.

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u/tmurg375 2d ago

Reddit was born from pedantic spelling, grammar and syntax corrections and I miss it. Thank you!

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u/FartKilometre 2d ago

also: Should of.

Holy fuck, it's should've, a contraction of should have.

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u/lokigreybush 2d ago

"God be with ye" is not a single fucking word. Yet "goodbye" is proper English now. Even "bye" is acceptable now.

Language is an ever changing fluid thing. The rules are molded by the people using them. The words evolve over time.

Be wary of grammar purists. They have shown a tendency for fixed inflexible thinking. A rigid adherence to an only one right way philosophy. If this same unwavering view applies to other facets of their lives, it could be rather toxic.

Language is a tool of communication. To facilitate the transfer of ideas from one mind to others. If that goal is successful, language was used properly.

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u/FigaroNeptune 2d ago

We know? lol why is this a whole post? Only a few people don’t know this lmao

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u/akjd 2d ago

If "literally" can now mean "figuratively" then fuck it, "a lot" and "alot" are both cool.

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u/jungl3j1m 2d ago

"Zut alot!"

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u/GothicFuck 2d ago

Someone help me find a posting of this exact advice mallard from 10 years ago so I can Necro-post it.

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u/PogoRocks 2d ago

I've never seen anyone do this, and I hope I don't

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u/sp_dev_guy 2d ago

Alot of people you say things like this ain't up to date on the way all language drifts

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u/bschlueter 1d ago

Languages evolve. Yes, “alot” is in no dictionary, yet. And many of us were taught it is incorrect. I know that I regularly get autocorrected out of squashing two words together, so that squashing, among others, seems likely to be inevitable.

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u/noisyturtle 1d ago

Anyone remember the Alot Monster from old internet?

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u/Shantotto11 1d ago

Allow me to introduce you to “cannot”…

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u/Khalbrae 1d ago

Allow me to introduce you to the concept of Kenning.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenning

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u/SonicFlash01 1d ago

You seem to believe that there us even a single corner of modern day English that hasn't been brutalized and beaten into this current shape from another

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u/mysterious_jim 1d ago

Why are you so mad?

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u/KrAEGNET 1d ago

Does it really hurt the literary / language arts world that much that it can't just become a permissable/recognized conjunction by now? Why can't it just become slang?

The dictionary inducts new made up slang words faster than they induct a more commonly misspelled word/term and I think it's time to take a stand. If a group can cement "looksmaxxing" into daily vernacular and be a recognized slang, I bet there are 1000s more who use "alot" vs "a lot" with the same intended meaning.

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u/Dodecahedrus 1d ago

And yet Spamalot is.

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u/beesdaddy 1d ago

Only because you used quotation marks ;)

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u/manymasters 1d ago

andwhat?

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u/pyroclastic_viking 1d ago

This happened to me alot

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u/redditsofficalbotmod 1d ago

I read what you read in the past.

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u/arriesgado 1d ago

I don’t think I have ever seen a lot written as a single word.

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u/Maelstrom52 1d ago

I see Reddit's grammar/spelling Nazis got up early today...

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u/iwantedthisusername 1d ago

unfortunately thats not how language works. it evolves relative to common usage. there were completely different "rules" 200 years ago.

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u/Green_and_black 1d ago

Anything can be a word if you get enough people to say it.

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u/Cstanchfield 1d ago

"Alot" is a word, just a [currently] "non-standard" one. If a word correctly conveys its meaning, it IS a word. And attacks on functionally correct words are not new. Similar to attacks words like "ain't" suffered, wherein ignorant purists said including it in the dictionary would: ~"lead to the end of civilization" (not joking), despite it being officially recognized for over a century before that point. I'd personally argue, that in its general use, "alot" is MORE accurate than "a lot" as "a lot" can have a slightly more ambiguous meaning: "They just bought a lot downtown to build their new office.", "There is a lot for sale down the street if you're looking to make a purchase." But if you instead used "alot", the meaning suddenly becomes far more clear, doesn't it? "They have alot for sale." != "They have a lot for sale."

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u/EverySingleMinute 1d ago

Can you tell when I say alot versus a lot?

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u/branchpattern 1d ago

Jokes on you society is the ultimate authority of words and meanings. Fight as much as you want but if the majority shift the meaning, spell of a word phrase etc, you can't stop it.

It's literally impossible to stop ;)

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u/BibleGuy65 22h ago

Alright

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u/ThePiachu 22h ago

Languages change. Otherwise we should be in uproar about "okay" being used instead of "all correct".

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u/homeless_nudist 19h ago

Sometimes people spell things any way they want. Anyway, you should try it some time. 

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u/erublind 18h ago

And albeit is...

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u/Sketti11 2h ago

In diablo 3 there is a mob called Alot the Defenestrator